EFD Manifesto

This blog is committed to the following:

• That all people everywhere should have really comfortable footwear.
• That no two snowflakes shall appear alike.
• That whenever one hears the shout “Marco,” then they will promptly answer “Polo!”
• That the square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.
• That Daniel Boone was a man. Yes a big man. With an eye like an eagle. And tall as a mountain was he.
• That it isn’t easy being cheesy.
• That I am the very model of a modern major general, I’ve information vegetable, animal and mineral, I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical from Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical.
• A can of Bush’s Vegetarian baked beans.
• And a couple of more things that I forgot.

 

Signed,
The Management