So that’s what those big a** planes are for.

The WC-130 air­craft looked fright­en­ingly huge as it ascended over the waters of the Mis­sis­sippi Sound. How could some­thing that large, fly­ing at what appeared to be such a grad­ual pace, make it off the Keesler Air Force Base run­way and over the beach high­way in Biloxi with­out falling out of the sky, I used to ask myself?

They seem too big and slow to fly but they do and those of us on the Gulf Coast are grate­ful that they do.

I never really thought that much about what the planes were doing or where they were going. Nor did the fact that I only saw these planes fly so lan­guidly when I hung out on a hot sum­mer day with my friends pro­vide a clue as to the air­crafts’ missions.

It was an Air Force-looking plane and it took off from Keesler Air Force Base in Biloxi. I was a 19-year-old sailor sta­tioned with the Seabees some 10 miles away in Gulf­port. Since the planes were fly­ing from an Air Force base, I fig­ured they were up to Air Force things.

I knew, back then, that a lot of dif­fer­ent activ­ity went on at Keesler. I got my first pair of glasses — black, horn-rimmed ones which sev­eral later would look cool if you went for the Elvis Costello look – at Keesler because the dis­pen­sary at the Seabee base didn’t have an opthamol­o­gist or even an optometrist.

My home­boy, Jonathan, who lived with his first wife and then-baby girl over in Biloxi, attended air traf­fic con­trol school at Keesler dur­ing a hitch in the Air Force. After I got back from Sea duty, one of my office sub­or­di­nates on the ship trans­ferred to Keesler to attend Chaplain’s Assis­tant school even though he was in the Navy.

But only years later would I fig­ure out that those huge, slow planes that I saw at some time dur­ing sum­mers on the Mis­sis­sippi Gulf Coast beach were so impor­tant to my life when I decided to be a p’ert-near coast resident.

Those planes I saw, but didn’t know or par­tic­u­larly care what they were for back then, were Hur­ri­cane Hunters.

The 53rd Weather Recon­nais­sance Squadron at Keesler fly the WC-130s, or Lock­heed Mar­tin WC-130J Her­cules if you want to get tech­ni­cally anal about it, into trop­i­cal sys­tems to detect vital infor­ma­tion which helps hur­ri­cane fore­cast­ers deter­mine what a storm might do and where it might go. Often the Air Force Reserve crews man­ning the air­craft will fly right into the eye of a hur­ri­cane. You might think “calm” when talk­ing about the eye until you remem­ber you have the hur­ri­cane sur­round­ing you.

This is one of those days, today, you might see one of these big slow planes take off and ever so slowly climb up into the sky over the Mis­sis­sippi Sound and its bar­rier islands. A National Hur­ri­cane Cen­ter advi­sory around noon Cen­tral Day­light Time indi­cated an Air Force recon­nais­sance plane was approach­ing a low pres­sure cen­ter between Grand Cay­man and Hon­duras. The NHC has given the sys­tem an 80 per­cent chance for trop­i­cal cyclone development.

Of course, the cable news media is all over the pos­si­bil­ity of a storm like a gecko on an insur­ance com­mer­cial. That is because of the mas­sive BP oil spill that con­tin­ues to pour into the Gulf of Mex­ico and onto land from Louisiana to Florida.

My most not-favorite CNN anchor, Rick Sanchez, was mak­ing much ado about this not-even-tropical depres­sion and the hur­ri­cane “mod­els” which are already pre­dict­ing paths for what could become the first named storm of the sea­son. If it be comes a trop­i­cal storm it would be named Alex. The weather woman on CNN is at this moment as I write this say­ing which model would be “prefer­able” as for where the storm may go. She means what would be the best track for the storm, if there is a storm, as it might affect the oil spill and limit sub­se­quent dam­age, if there is dam­age and if there is a storm. That is truly putting the dog before the pony show. The rea­son is that the mod­els of where this storm might head cur­rently extend from Tampico, Mex­ico, to Apalachicola, Florida. That’s a lot of ground, uh, water to cover and it includes the area in which I live.

In just the last five years I have been through three hur­ri­canes, a trop­i­cal storm and four or five evac­u­a­tions, if you count all those folks who came to this area from Hur­ri­cane Kat­rina until being chased away by Hur­ri­cane Rita. If I left out a storm, I apologize.

Don’t get me wrong. I am con­cerned about the BP gusher as I have been for awhile and not just for the oil-covered pel­i­cans although I hate to see the envi­ron­ment f**ked up. But I am like­wise con­cerned for my neigh­bors here on the Upper Texas Coast. That is why I am glad those building-sized, puz­zling slow Air Force-looking planes I used to see when I was a young sailor are out there fly­ing with con­fi­dence in the Gulf of Mex­ico hunt­ing hur­ri­canes. The infor­ma­tion that those air­men out of Keesler gather is impor­tant to a lot of peo­ple and prob­a­bly more folks than usual — because of the BP spill in the Gulf — await what comes from the storms that the Hur­ri­cane Hunters risk their lives to investigate.

Here is another look from AccuWeather about pos­si­ble Alex paths.

No comment!

Those who have read this blog over the years know that the only way to make a com­ment is to e-mail me. My address is on the blog or if the per­son is a friend or rel­a­tive, they com­ment on my per­sonal e-mail. That is the way I like it, for a vari­ety of rea­sons. The main rea­son is I don’t have time to edit a bunch of pro­fan­ity and racist com­ments, or tin­ker with com­ments to make sure they aren’t libelous.

This Boston Globe Mag­a­zine arti­cle goes into the mind of those who con­stantly com­ment on, in this case, news sto­ries. But I would sus­pect a lot of com­ments that you get on blogs are by peo­ple such as those you will meet in what is a very good, although fairly long arti­cle. (Duh, it’s a mag­a­zine article!)

This is news. No really, it is!

Imag­ine your­self being a White House news cor­re­spon­dent. So many issues are on the plate of the pres­i­dent and of the nation and you get to report on those sto­ries: the Gulf oil spill, Israel, Afghanistan, Mex­ico, unem­ploy­ment, I could go on ad infini­tum.

None such sto­ries of the day are as impor­tant right now to those pam­pered pun­dits though. No, the No. 1 burn­ing ques­tion around the White House at the moment is who will get Helen Thomas’ chair?

If you will remem­ber, crotch­ety old Ms. Thomas resigned as a colum­nist with Hearst a few days ago because she said some PI (polit­i­cally incor­rect) things about Jews and Jerusalem.

Because the 89-year-old news hen (Thanks to Dan Jenk­ins’ mar­velous “Fast Copy”) was the longest-serving mem­ber of the Wash­ing­ton press corps she was awarded with the seat in the mid­dle of the first row, directly in front of the podium. (And I always thought she sat there because she was too short.)

Fox News sup­pos­edly wants it. I sup­pose their cor­re­spon­dents can­not aptly insult the pres­i­dent or his flacks with­out see­ing them close up.

That’s fine with me if Fox gets the vaunted chair. In fact, I really don’t give a damn who gets the chair. I remem­ber cov­er­ing pres­i­den­tial events in Craw­ford as a “local pool” mem­ber. We weren’t sup­posed to touch the catered break­fast wor­thy of a five-star New York hotel although I some­time did any­way. And in the White House press room, the sup­posed crème de la crème of the nation’s jour­nal­ist worry about who is going to get the chair. After their rich break­fast of course.

All the great food you can eat, a good seat in the brief­ing room and just tons of self-importance too. What more could a jour­nal­ist ask for?

iNeedahealthysnack

Maybe I’m just too far out of the techno gen­er­a­tion to grasp the impor­tance of today’s announce­ment by Apple, dur­ing which CEO Steve Jobs unveiled their new tablet com­puter. I mean, I own a lap­top and use it exten­sively. I have a cell that can take pic­tures, video, respond to voice com­mands such as “roll over and play dead.” I have a desk­top in stor­age. I got your dig­i­tal cam­era. Just last week I was given an elec­tronic device that mea­sures my blood sugar. Also, my work com­puter is a tablet-style which would pro­vide me tons of plea­sure if only I could blow it to King­dom Come with a Smith and Wes­son .500 Mag­num.

Surely a .50-caliber revolver promised as a “hunt­ing hand­gun for any game walk­ing” could take care of that screwed up Fujitsu tablet PC I have to use that often acts as if it is on a con­tin­ual for­ti­fied wine bender.

I even started out using Apple’s Macs.

But I don’t have an iPod. Maybe that’s why I don’t get the sig­nif­i­cance of the iPad.

I do under­stand what the new tablet does and it’s rel­a­tively cheap price start­ing at $499 instead of the expected $1,000. It appar­ently com­bines the tech­nol­ogy and oper­a­tion of Apple’s iPod, com­put­ers, e-book read­ers and cell phones. Smart, func­tional, rel­a­tively inex­pen­sive and deliv­ered by a genius of a man who sur­vived liver can­cer after get­ting a trans­plant. It’s a hell of a story, no doubt.

What it isn’t, is the Sec­ond Com­ing of the Almighty. The head­line on Huff­in­g­ton Post this after­noon took up half of my lap­top screen.

Maybe my lack of enthu­si­asm stems from becom­ing com­puter lit­er­ate only in my 30s and 40s. Or, as I said, maybe it’s because I don’t have an iPod. Some pun­dits remarked that they believed the iPad announce­ment would over­shadow Pres­i­dent Obama’s first State of the Union address this evening. Go fig­ure that one.

Now if some­one came up with a com­puter that was really func­tional it would be a dif­fer­ent story. I’m talk­ing an android-in-a-box. A com­puter that would make meals or snacks for you that were both deli­cious and per­fectly healthy accord­ing to your dietary and taste bud needs. If it mixed your adult bev­er­ages just to your spec­i­fi­ca­tions. If it was a com­puter that could pull up the five-shot .500-magnum and do a Dirty Harry imi­ta­tion in the event unwel­come intrud­ers were in your abode. If a com­puter was intro­duced that was just com­pletely out of this world in its func­tions, would heal the sick, feed the starv­ing, stop global warm­ing and save the whales, then yeah, 72-point head­lines and per­haps an extra edi­tion if news­pa­pers are still around.

But the iPad, the little-bitty tablet PC that mys­tery and hype has even me talk­ing about it, I just don’t under­stand the hub, Bub.

Another stupid story sinks amid death and destruction

It’s funny — not in the “ha-ha” way but in the sad way — how it takes total dev­as­ta­tion and thou­sands of lives to knock a stu­pid, noth­ing story off the front page and off cable news.

But that is just what the tragic and ultra-destructive earth­quake in Haiti did to “Negro­gate,” the furor over the slip of the tongue among friends that was never meant as a malig­nant com­ment. Look even on the Web page of the most polit­i­cally polar­iz­ing cable news net­work, Fox, and you don’t see any­thing about Harry Reid on the main page — or at least I didn’t this after­noon. There are hardly any polit­i­cal sto­ries on there at all. It’s all Haiti, where it right­fully should be.

The all-Harry-Reid-beating-all-the-time has stopped, for now. That is even though the stu­pid­ity of “the mes­sage” has become all pol­i­tics. It has to have polit­i­cal polar­iza­tion or it is not on cable news, at least. But such stu­pid sto­ries haven’t always been lim­ited to party pol­i­tics. Remem­ber Chan­dra Levy?

I have men­tioned here before but I think it is worth men­tion­ing again the worst “sort-of-true” pre­dic­tion I ever made.

In August 2001, when Gee Dubya was out cut­ting brush all day on the Craw­ford ranch, not much was in the news. That is except for the Chan­dra Levy-Gary Con­dit story.

Dur­ing that time I was sit­ting in a hold­ing room at an air­port in Waco await­ing Air Force One’s arrival. I for­get the occa­sion. I was among a group of reporters and news pho­tog­ra­phers who were wait­ing to be screened, mostly for the photographer’s cam­era equip­ment, by the Secret Ser­vice and the then ATF. Our con­ver­sa­tions ended up on the Chandra-gate, I mean no dis­re­spect to the mur­dered woman, but the story did not merit the media’s shock and awe it was given.

One news pho­tog­ra­pher, pre­dictably from CNN, said he thought the Levy story was a great one. I said I thought it was a dud, but I added, “It will prob­a­bly stay as the lead until some­one crashes an air­liner into the Empire State Building.”

We were just jour­nal­ists talk­ing. We engaged in gal­lows humor and idiocy because of what we’ve expe­ri­enced or because we were just a bunch of geeks. Never did I ever imag­ine some­thing sim­i­lar as I pre­dicted would hap­pen in less than a month. I really did feel bad about mak­ing that com­ment after 9/11.

In real­ity, the Harry Reid story is even less com­pelling, and cer­tainly even less dra­matic and inter­est­ing than the Levy story. Reid was being just like I was among those geeks in Waco. He didn’t mean any­thing by it. But for good mea­sure and the sake of the black vote, Reed apol­o­gized and Pres­i­dent Obama said “de nada.”

The seman­tics of the Sen­ate Major­ity Leader’s ver­bal faux pas — sorry I didn’t mean to have to chi-chi for­eign words so close together — are about the only thing inter­est­ing in this whole mess. It’s not like Reid used the “N” word, or as the lit­tle ol’ white ladies I grew up around used to say politely, “Nigra.” He didn’t even say “col­ored.” If some blacks are offended, I’m sorry. But if they are, I think they could more con­struc­tively put that upset toward being used by the Repub­li­cans to  put one more hole in the Democ­rats’ big tent.

I am no Harry Reid fan. Ditto for Nancy Pelosi. I would rather see decent Democ­rats elected than both of those what­ev­ers. But some­times I just wish stu­pid­ity could be abol­ished, at least just for a lit­tle while. Maybe it can be put aside to help some folks, mostly “of color,” who are hurt­ing really bad in Haiti.

Inquiring minds want to know. So why don’t we?

 Beau­mont police shoot a guy out­side Sears at Park­dale Mall last night. That’s kind of impor­tant to me. I shop there. Some­times I have to do work at some of the stores there. It’s about two miles up the road from where I live. I’ve been going there since I was a long-haired kid, back to when the this won­der­ful, cov­ered shop­ping mall first opened in 1973. I would kind of like to know what hap­pened with the shooting.

 Here is what we know accord­ing to the three local TV sta­tions and one daily news­pa­per here in Beau­mont,  Texas. A 60-ish His­panic man was allegedly act­ing errat­i­cally inside a store at Park­dale Mall. He was sup­pos­edly bang­ing a shop­ping cart repeat­edly against a wall or door. (win­dows?) some­thing inside the store. Police arrived at the scene around 9 p.m. last night and found a crowd had formed and the man had — in cop-speak as relayed by the young reporter – “dis­played” a knife. Twice after the man “dis­played” the knife at police officers, the cops shot him and the sub­ject of the inci­dent was soon pro­nounced dead at Chris­tus St. Eliz­a­beth Hos­pi­tal. The offi­cer who shot the man, still yet to be iden­ti­fied by police, is on admin­is­tra­tive leave.

 Now all of the above tells me a lit­tle, but the indi­vid­ual reports from the Web and watch­ing the news last night left me won­der­ing and want­ing more infor­ma­tion. I’ve worked a num­ber of homi­cides dur­ing my years as a reporter and the first omis­sion I see in these news reports were a lack of wit­ness quotes or sound bites. I real­ize the inci­dent hap­pened just slightly before the 10 o’clock broad­cast and most likely around the newspaper’s night­side dead­line. But one sta­tion, Fox-affiliate KBTV4  has a 9 p.m. broad­cast and its stu­dios are in oppo­site sides of the mall from the Sears store. Their reports were less than illuminating.

 I try to give my local media the ben­e­fit of the doubt most of the times. I know what a dif­fi­cult and mostly thank­less and piti­fully pay­ing job theirs’ is. But I would guess most every reporter who cov­ered this story, at some time, shops at the mall. They go there when they want to get “man on the street” inter­views. And also some­thing that is impor­tant to me and should be impor­tant to the local media is that a cop shot and killed some­one with a knife. Was it, as cops some­time say, “a right­eous” shooting?

 Also, one remark by a reporter last night appeared to give the police much more than the ben­e­fit of a doubt when she said that after being around police it is known that if they or oth­ers are threat­ened “they respond as they see fit.” I really take issue with that state­ment. First of all, it absolves the police of any wrong­do­ing even before the shoot­ing review begins and prob­a­bly before the body of the dead man is cold. It leaves the impres­sion that police are always jus­ti­fied to shoot and kill in every situation.

 So-called “police-involved shoot­ings” (more cop speak), are never clear cut. They are even less so when a knife is involved. I have wit­nessed a stand­off between police and a knife-wielding indi­vid­ual. I also have viewed a video in court in which a man with a machete was hold­ing police at bay in his home. In both instances, the men involved were arrested with­out any injury. This was in a dif­fer­ent city and in one where I worked as a reporter.

 For­get the old saw con­cern­ing jour­nal­ists col­lect­ing the “who, what, where, when, why, how.” Some of these are more impor­tant than oth­ers and some of the oth­ers can be col­lected when wrap­ping up. And for­get that time is slip, slip­ping away, at least until it starts feel­ing like a bad gas pain. The 10 p.m. broadcast is upon us. The dead­line might run past 10 but not much more or  it could start cut­ting into the newspaper’s profit. Yeah guys, I know you have dead­lines. But you could have had sound bites or quotes from peo­ple who might have seen some­thing rather than strictly bas­ing your story on the local police spokesman. Even if they string yel­low crime scene tape from the Sears store all the way to High­way 69.  It’s amaz­ing what you can do when you are under dead­line. That’s why press asso­ci­a­tions and other orga­ni­za­tions award jour­nal­ist for best dead­line reporting.

 Now for the follow-ups. The edi­tors will want follow-ups until they make the pub­lic sick watch­ing or read­ing them. So how about hav­ing some real infor­ma­tion in them? Why did the offi­cer shoot the man out­side Sears? Was he jus­ti­fied? Did the offi­cer have non-lethal alter­na­tives even though he was jus­ti­fied? What kind of knife did he wield? The mall has unarmed secu­rity. Did they respond? Could they do any­thing other than call for police help? Why was the indi­vid­ual who was shot allegedly act­ing erratic? Does his fam­ily or friends know why? What was the man like in every­day life?

 These are some of the ques­tions that I would like to see answered. The local media in Beau­mont did a very poor job, at least in my eyes, of cov­er­ing the shoot­ing of this man at one of the city’s most promi­nent places and dur­ing the time of the year in which it is the most thick with peo­ple. I real­ize there are many dif­fer­ent fac­tors why they may have fallen short in their cov­er­age. Still, this one could have been a whole lot better.

 Hope­fully, the follow-ups will be much improved because a lot of folks want to know what hap­pened. I want to know.

Afghanistan and the eye of the Tiger, oh my

 Today I have a few words — fig­u­ra­tively speak­ing — on sub­jects of which I could dis­cuss with thou­sands of words. How­ever, I don’t want that and if you read this blog, you surely don’t want that.

 First off, Afghanistan and the upshot of Pres­i­dent Obama order­ing 30,000 addi­tional troops into what­ever it is we are fight­ing over there.

 Flip a coin. Heads, you approve of the addi­tional troops. Tails, you dis­ap­prove. That is how I look at the announce­ment of addi­tional forces. I ini­tially thought we should have gone into Afghanistan after the 9/11 attacks. Today, I’m not so sure. The only thing I am sure of is that we shouldn’t have invaded Iraq. That war is what one might call unjust, not to men­tion ille­gal. I haven’t heard it called “Bush’s Folly” or “Shrub’s Folly,” but it should go down in his­tory that way.

 If the search and destroy mis­sion for Osama bin Laden and gang should  not have been a fed­eral crim­i­nal inves­ti­ga­tion — with help from the mil­i­tary and CIA — many of the troops and mate­r­ial poured into Iraq (not to men­tion the bil­lions of dol­lars) could have went to Afghanistan.

 I guess the Amer­i­can in me believes that we should find some kind of vic­tory both in Iraq and Afghanistan and leave. We need to fig­ure out what it is we are there to do because I am not sure what our goals are now in those countries.

 As for Obama send­ing more trooops to aug­ment the more than 70,000 already there — and the allies send­ing 5,000 more to help the almost 40,000 NATO and other for­eign forces in Afghanistan — I say: “Let’s see if it works out.” He has offered a timetable, albeit a seem­ingly short one.  So if the sit­u­a­tion doesn’t improve by when­ever it is Obama wants a with­drawal to begin, then we get mad and jump up and down and say: “Bad Obama. Bad, bad Obama.” This seems as good as any­thing else I can imagine.

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 Next sub­ject. Le Tigre. El Tigre.  Ang Tigre. The Tiger.

 Tiger, Tiger, Tiger.

 Why is the main­stream media doing sto­ries on what was, initially, a rather odd car crash involv­ing Tiger Woods?  Do view­ers and read­ers of the media have such unin­ter­est­ing lives that they MUST know the details of all the indis­cre­tions of this sports (sports?) star? I have the most unin­ter­est­ing life  imag­in­able, at least at the moment, and I don’t care about Tiger Woods” inti­mate moments. Let me be a bit more spe­cific. I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S RECTUM ABOUT THE TIGER WOODS SCANDAL.

 Tiger Woods has not been elected to great­est golfer in the world or highest-paid sports star in the world. We do not own Tiger Woods. He has no oblig­a­tion to tell the pub­lic zip. Sure, every star of every kind blames the media when things start to go South. But if any­one has a case against the media, this time it is Tiger Woods.

 It makes me both angry and sad to see great news­pa­per and broad­cast­ing out­lets report the lat­est on this scan­dal. Why don’t they report some­thing really earth-shaking, like this?

Take your best job and shove it!

 Would you con­sider your job the best around?

 Even though I very much like what I am doing, my job, or jobs actu­ally, are nowhere near one of those con­sid­ered the best in the coun­try, accord­ing to CNNMoney.com. The online busi­ness mag­a­zine has listed what it con­sid­ers the 100 best jobs in the coun­try based upon salary, qual­ity of life and job growth.

 I did a quick inven­tory of all the full-time and part-time jobs I have had since leav­ing high school 35 years ago. Com­pared with many who are per­haps 10 years or so older than I am, I imag­ine I look like a prize-winning job hopper.

 Peo­ple used to have jobs and stay with them until they retire. These days, not so much. One major rea­son for job hop­ping today is because the com­pany wants you to go so that they may restruc­ture or self-destruct or what­ever. Still, I have had six full-time jobs if you count the Navy, and my four news­pa­per jobs along with my cur­rent (strug­gling) career as a free­lance writer as one job. I have also had four part-time jobs includ­ing my present one work­ing for the government.

 Not one of the jobs I have or in which I have ever been employed are listed on that top 100 list. Here is a quick run-down of what I’ve done:

    Assem­bled boxes in a chicken pro­cess­ing plant. Whee!/Navy administrative/clerical worker/Professional fire­fighter (worked part-time for awhile mov­ing mobile homes. Eeeeeh. and also had a part-time EMT job)/Regional EMS planner/Apartment main­te­nance worker/Vacuumer at car wash/part-time edi­tor of monthly music magazine/Worked three part-time jobs — short-order cook, bar­tender and secret shop­per (Dairy Queen detec­tive)/Mental health worker/Journalist (edi­tor, reporter, free­lance writer)/part-time gov­ern­ment job.

 It really looks worse than it is. Actu­ally, when con­sid­er­ing per­cent­ages, 82% of 35 years work­ing have been with three jobs, pro­vid­ing you count the dif­fer­ent stops I had as a jour­nal­ist as one, and I do. But none of my jobs, as I said, were on the top 100 CNN­Money list. Well, it doesn’t mat­ter. None of the jobs I held were what you call “money mak­ers.” But I have spent 57% of my adult work­ing life as a jour­nal­ist, which is what I wanted to “be when I grew up.” Oh well, I got what I wanted to be while not nec­es­sar­ily grow­ing up. So be it. And the two worst jobs: mov­ing mobile homes and assem­bling boxes in a chicken plant. It takes a spe­cial breed for those jobs and I sup­pose I am a breed apart.

 I have said in numer­ous job inter­views, and it is only par­tially blow­ing smoke up the interviewer’s ass, that while some might look neg­a­tively on my hav­ing worked so many jobs I feel that every expe­ri­ence I ever had helped me do the next job better.

 Speak­ing of longevity, I read in Elise Hu’s blog on Texas Tri­bune that long-long-time Asso­ci­ated Press pho­tog­ra­pher Harry Cabluck was one of those unfor­tu­nate few who were laid off yes­ter­day dur­ing that wire service’s per­son­nel purge.

 Hu notes that Harry, 71, was in the motor­cade when JFK was shot in Dal­las. He has been based in Austin for many years. A ton of trib­utes are being col­lected in Hu’s blog for Harry.

 I don’t know Harry well. I only was in his space twice. Once we talked for a few min­utes on the floor of the Texas House of Rep­re­sen­ta­tives while wait­ing on some­thing or the other. The other time was quite a bit longer.

 Harry and I were among press cov­er­ing some­thing at Fort Hood. He had left his car at the south­ern end of the post and we were up at the north­ern extreme. I gave him a lift and was enter­tained by Harry along the way. What I remem­ber the most was his talk­ing about some cohort or acquain­tance of his — that and it was about a 20-minute drive and I really needed to use the bath­room. Harry said either the cohort or both of them used to spend time mak­ing up sto­ries about peo­ple they would see — total strangers – while they were dri­ving along. Harry gave some really funny exam­ples while we were dri­ving and, well, you had to have been there. I’m sure Harry doesn’t remem­ber that although I under­stand he has a pretty good mem­ory. I, how­ever, do not.

 Best of luck to Harry Cabluck in his future.

Suit seeks anonymous commentator

 It isn’t often that I am encour­aged by a defama­tion law­suit. You see, I am pretty big into free speech, if you haven’t noticed. I also was once sued for defama­tion. It wasn’t pretty and the alle­ga­tion wasn’t true. A fed­eral judge booted the case out on its res ges­tae where it belonged.

 But the legal action I am talk­ing about is one that could help erase the scourge that cheap­ens mod­ern mass com­mu­ni­ca­tion and raises the nation’s stu­pid­ity quo­tient. That would be hate­ful and libel­lous open com­ments on arti­cles pub­lished on the Inter­net that are writ­ten by anony­mous correspondents.

 The case involves a Ken­tucky attor­ney who is suing Kentucky.com, owned by the Lexington-Herald Leader. A per­son using a screen name allegedly made defam­a­tory com­ments against this attor­ney. The lawyer is defend­ing a man charged with mur­der and vio­lat­ing a domes­tic vio­lence order. The attor­ney says she just wants the real name of the per­son who made the com­ments so that she may take fur­ther legal action. She is, how­ever, seek­ing unspec­i­fied dam­ages plus those for pain and suffering.

 The edi­tor of the paper said the per­son mak­ing the com­ments was banned from the site and that the com­ments were removed. The paper is con­tact­ing that per­son to see if they want to invoke their rights to anony­mous free speech.

 Lest you think I may show some hypocrisy here sup­port­ing other forms of free speech but not anony­mous free speech, rest assured that I am not. But there are defama­tion laws and libel laws. That I know for sure and even though I may not like those laws when they are mis­used against me to dig into deeper pock­ets, I feel those statutes are there for long-held prin­ci­ples against bear­ing false wit­ness against one’s neighbor.

 My agree­ment with this suit is for much less loftier rea­sons though. I sim­ply am sick and tired of see­ing a bunch of racist, igno­rant, idiots dom­i­nate these com­ment boxes, say­ing what they want about whomever or what­ever most often with­out facts to back them up.

 What is even worse are news­pa­pers and other media plat­forms that use sites clum­sily dis­guised as not a part of that media out­let which are used to start or build upon con­tro­ver­sies employ­ing sub­tle, but incitable mate­r­ial. See: race baiting.

 News­pa­pers, especially, should reflect the soci­ety that sur­rounds it. But papers should also mir­ror the respect­ful­ness and good man­ners that are at the core of a civ­i­lized society.

 I don’t wish for any finan­cial ruin for any­one in the afore­men­tioned law­suit. I also hope it don’t lead to judi­cial prece­dent that would threaten free anony­mous speech. Some­times, that is the only way some peo­ple can com­ment with­out fac­ing some kind of phys­i­cal or eco­nomic dan­ger. But I do wish such an action could remind those with some sort of a media mouth­piece — be it The New York Times or eight feet deep — that anony­mous speech need be respon­si­ble speech.

Missing: Angles from story about man dying while awaiting ambulance

A media out­let — be it news­pa­per, radio, TV or Inter­net — may some­times find it pays off to get scooped.

It was some­thing I found dis­taste­ful when ink ran through my arter­ies, to have another news pur­veyor break a good story. It was also some­thing I tried, at least on what­ever beat I was work­ing, not to let happen. But when you have a story that is a rel­a­tive deep, dark ques­tion pit one may have to let the com­pe­ti­tion jones go for a bit until some mys­ter­ies can be solved. A story that is sure to raise some hack­les in my neck of the woods is a fine example.

A  man in described by police as “men­tally chal­lenged” in Kir­byville, Texas, died of an appar­ent heart attack while wait­ing some 30 min­utes for an ambu­lance to arrive, accord­ing to local news out­lets. Kir­byville is about 40 miles north of where I live. The ambu­lance that finally arrived came from Sils­bee, about 30 miles away, and belonged to a com­pany that does not even reg­u­larly oper­ate in that area.

Now some­one wait­ing on an ambu­lance for 20–30 min­utes is a long time in a city or most sub­ur­ban areas. How­ever, I am sure there are rural areas in cer­tain parts of the coun­try, even in par­tic­u­lar por­tions of Texas which have to wait even longer. So even though the long “wait” is being focused upon by the local media — and I am not being crit­i­cal here, rather I am think­ing out loud — there are a lot of ques­tions which need answer­ing to make this a much more mean­ing­ful story:

1. The story states the Kir­byville chief of police and another per­son per­formed CPR on the man before the ambu­lance arrived. Does Kir­byville have a crew of trained and ade­quately equipped first respon­ders? I think I know the answer but I’m not sure. I think there are a cou­ple of  vol­un­teer fire depart­ments nearby but how many do first response on med­ical emer­gen­cies? If any do, where were they?

2. Jasper, a city of almost 7,500, is about 20 miles north of Kir­byville. They have at least one ambu­lance ser­vice, or at least they did. How many EMS vehi­cles are based in Jasper and were they all busy at the time? I don’t know. I wish some­one would find out.

3. Was the com­pany oper­at­ing the ambu­lance that picked up the vic­tim indeed not oper­at­ing in its reg­u­lar area? I’m not so sure about that since it report­edly was an Aca­dian EMS ambu­lance and this arti­cle says that Aca­dian was assum­ing oper­a­tion of Pri­or­ity One EMS in Sils­bee. The lat­ter com­pany had an air ambu­lance last time I drove by their head­quar­ters. The for­mer own­ers of Pri­or­ity One were recently con­victed in fed­eral court on charges of con­spir­acy to com­mit health care fraud and mail fraud, hav­ing bilked Medicare, Med­ic­aid, Blue Cross and Blue Shield out of  almost $1.75 mil­lion, by the way.

4. The heart attack report­edly hap­pened at that area’s men­tal health facil­ity. Does that facil­ity not have a defib­ri­la­tor? Are they sup­posed to have one? I don’t know. I’m just saying …

From what I can gather with these sketchy details of the story, the Kir­byville chief of police sounds as if he did quite a job to help that man and deserves praise for his efforts. Per­haps his city might reward him by buy­ing him a defib­ril­la­tor for his car, at the very least.

Yes, there are a lot of ques­tions remain­ing, even though tongues are, fig­u­ra­tively, wag­ging over the length of time it took for an ambu­lance to reach the vic­tim. But there are plenty of answers still wait­ing to be dis­cov­ered such as why weren’t first respon­ders there within a decent time inter­val with the equip­ment and drugs that might have kept the man alive and sta­ble? I will leave this up to the local media to answer these ques­tions since I don’t have time, nor do I fore­see any­one pay­ing me to solve these puzzles.