Cut the 12th grade? Maybe so in Utah

Forget cutting teacher pay raises or even laying off teachers when the bottom line comes calling. Utah State Sen. Chris Buttars, a Republican, sees school districts ridding themselves of buses and the 12th grade.

In less desperate times such an idea may seem nutty. But with an economic crunch from a hard-hitting recession, people tend to listen to just about any idea that might save money. So Buttars believes a disappearing act for school buses and a pesky 12th year or school would net that state, which wants to cut education funding by 5 percent, about $300 million a year.

Are such cuts ridiculous? I couldn’t tell you. I’m sure a case can be made either way. Maybe yes, maybe no. I can only give you my personal testimony which can either be used as food for thought, or fed to the dog under the table.

First, let’s start with kindergarten. I never went to kindergarten. Texas school laws require that kids who turn 6 years old as of Sept. 1 must attend the first grade. I turned 6 almost two months later than that date.

I remember Momma took me to some kind of orientation for parents and kids entering elementary school. It was “elementary” school then but I don’t think it was too far from those days when beginning grades were called “grammar school.” This was in 1961. Wow, it’s hard to believe that was almost 50 years ago. Of course, there was no Internet back then. There was barely television where I lived some 60 to 75 miles from the area’s TV stations, although we received them with a tall antenna on the old house.

At that gathering my Momma was informed that I was too young to attend school, although I could attend kindergarten. The preface above is that it is difficult for me to believe that my mother didn’t know that I was too young. After all, she was a brilliant woman who worked for county government. But maybe she wasn’t aware of that because she had been busy raising five boys and the fact that she did work. I also don’t know why my parents didn’t opt to send me to kindergarten. I don’t remember, though, being upset over attending.

During my senior year I took two classes that — even though they may have not been all that crucial — turned out to be the most important classes I had in high school. One was English composition with Miss Miller. The other was civics with Mr. Davis, our school superintendent and who had hired my mother by that time as school tax assessor.

Prior to my senior year the practice ended allowing those in the 12th grade “study halls” or basically what were free periods for those student not needing more credits to graduate. What luck! I was assigned two classes not of my choosing. One was a first period physical education course and the other was Algebra II.

Fortunately, I was put into what was essentially a co-ed P.E. class. Coach Simmons, our teacher, had a girls’ class during that period and there were about five boys including myself who were assigned because we had nowhere else to go. Coach had his hands full with the girls so the guys were left to roam the area of the football and P.E. field or field house. We would lift weights if we wanted to or would occasionally play softball with the girls if we chose. It wasn’t very productive educationally, but it was okay by me.

The advanced algebra class, on the other hand, really brought out the rebel in me. I wasn’t at all pleased we could no longer have a free period so I just took a book into that class each day and read while class took place. I had made all this known to the teacher. I suppose she really couldn’t do anything since the class wasn’t required although I had to attend it. At the end of the year the teacher made a deal with me. If I passed the final I would get a “D,” which was (barely) passing. I think I squeaked by with a D and got a D in the course. Looking back, I don’t guess it is something to be proud of but also I am not particularly ashamed of it either.

My other classes that year included “homeroom,” which was basically a social hour to gab with my friends. I also had yearbook staff, which was fun. My final class was general business. I don’t think it was of great benefit even though I did the work and passed. However, it was a fun class because Mr. Weaver was a cool guy who let us joke around.

English composition and civics turned out to be essential classes in my career as a journalist as well as during my stints as a government employee. Neither class had been required. The two classes which I was made to attend but were not essential for my graduation except for being made to attend, as was the case with the rest of my senior year at school, which served only in improving my social skills.

I won’t say my senior year was worthless because it certainly wasn’t. It was the best year I had in all 12 years of school. That is because of the two courses which turned out as beneficial as well as the social aspect. I have to add, that socialization in school can be of tremendous importance to those students such as I who tended to be rather timid during my younger school years. (I still tend to be somewhat introspective, although much of it is because certain types of people now just tend to piss me off! Call it my curmudgeon phase.)

Had I chose a different path in life, say in science, my senior year and perhaps even the three other years in high school would not have been much of a help. It would even have been largely a waste of time insofar as receiving an education to prepare me for college and a career. After four years in the Navy and a year of just working I began the four years it took me to get a bachelor’s degree. I ended up with a 2.8 grade average over all despite half of all my semesters were spent on the Dean’s List with a 3.0 or better. That’s not summa type but not bad for both working and attending college full time.

A 12th year of school was added in Texas only in the 1940s. Compulsory education laws today are still more aimed at age rather than grade, unless you happen to be enrolled. Even now kids can graduate early. But the whole argument of what a 12th grade is worth is much more than just academics alone. This is especially so if you look at extracurricular activities and aspects such as the life of parents who these days are more likely to both work.

As for cutting school buses, that is even more distant a thought for me than eliminating the 12th grade. Many schools already contract bus services, thus eliminating equipment and costs for drivers and mechanics. Getting rid of buses altogether though, I don’t know.

If my voice were important to this debate about to happen in Utah over the 12th grade, I would have to say that maybe a 12th grade need not be mandatory. Perhaps the state could just let the parents decide whether their kids should attend a 12th grade  if the student has completed enough credits to graduate in the 11th grade. It might not save nearly as much money although it might cause a few dollars to be saved. Then again, I don’t live in Utah, I live in Texas. And I am quite happy about that.

Small-town robbery suspect in the less than 5% category

Update: Police cleared Aurielle Tineo of charges she robbed this credit union and arrested another woman. Jennifer Sykes Deviller of Lake Charles, La., was arrested for the robbery discussed here. Repeat: Auriell Tineo has NOT been charged with any crimes. It must really suck for Ms. Tineo being charged with such a crime. She still might want to make some changes on her My Space page. The jist of this post on the rarity of women bank robbers. Apparently, they are not so rare where I live.

Before I start, I have to first say that having a fascination for a subject doesn’t mean one has to condone that subject.

I speak of bank robbery. It’s an odd crime and I am fascinated by the subject. It is odd because the chances are so meager for someone to get away with holding up a bank. FBI statistics indicate that only murders are cleared by arrest more often than bank robbery. Almost 60 percent of bank robberies are cleared compared to about 62 percent of murders. Then, when you throw in the fact that only about 5 percent of bank robbers are female, you might see how someone who is interested in the crime of bank robbery from a sociological standpoint such as I, might be even more interested in that rare bird, the woman bank robber. True.

So when a young, relatively attractive female was arrested yesterday for the robbery of a small-town credit union in my area, I found myself asking why? If this person indeed robbed this financial institution was it because she likes drugs, as she admits on her My Space page and seems to be the motive given the judgment of the sheriff whose jail now holds the young woman? Was it because, as famed bank robber Willie Sutton was supposed to have said: “Because that’s where the money is?” Was it excitement, prodded by small-town boredom? Was she just nuts?

These are all questions we won’t know, probably, anytime soon. We don’t even know if she is the robber. However, she was fingered by a phone caller who saw a robber fitting her description on a video of the hold-up during a local TV news broadcast.

Aurielle Tineo, 26, of Hamshire, Texas, is suspected of robbing the Texas Coastal Commercial Federal Credit Union — someone needs to look into abbreviating that name — in nearby Winnie on Feb. 4. The linked video in the paragraph above shows a woman who held a pistol by the barrel while telling employees to stuff money in a bag. Some of the still pictures in the news video, by Beaumont TV station KFDM Channel 6, also capture a nice-looking young woman with some evident quirks judging by her driver license photo. She admits to that quirkiness on her My Space page.

“Auri the renegade angel,” as she calls herself on the popular social media page, claims to be “a witch” and notes that she likes “racehorses … guns, marijuana …” as well as making her son laugh and watching him sleep.  She said she likes “speed” but so much so she had to quit and no longer “f**ks with it.” As well she admits enjoying shocking people to see the look on their faces. She might just be shocking some folks right now.

Although Tineo rambles on her My Space page, she isn’t alone in that respect, it is evident from some of her statements that she is of average or perhaps even above average intelligence. She is in that age range — from 18 to 30 — that FBI statistics say most commit bank robberies. This is, even though, the average yield on a forced withdrawal by armed robbery at a financial institution is upon average less than $5,000.

Tineo was just arrested. She is presumed innocent like everyone else. Above all, I would point that out because police say someone else is likely involved in the crime and when two play and are caught things can become all skewed in the legal process.

But if Aurielle Tineo, self-proclaimed witch, is convicted then perhaps some understanding of her specific reasons for committing a crime with such little chance for success will come to light. Until then, we shall see how things play out in her case.


It's miserable just about everywhere

My friend Bruce sent me a picture-perfect photo (is that redundant is that redundant is that … ) to remind me that almost everyone in the contiguous United States has experienced some sort of crappy weather this week. I don’t know if you consider a snow as crappy. I don’t know that much about what North Texas has been experiencing but surely the record-busting snow hitting D.C. this week got to the crappy stage.

Here along the Texas coast we have just been receiving rain, rain and more rain. Snow is forecast in our “suburban” counties tonight. That’s kind of joke, but it’s not. Just a couple hours north may be receiving five inches of snow overnight. Once again I have to remind people who think it’s no big deal that as far down in the “lower 48” as we live, it will sometime go years without snow and when it does, some of that “white stuff,” as the TV people call it, rarely sticks. For some reason I always think about cocaine when I hear the words “white stuff.” I don’t know why.

This type of weather inevitably leads to the right-wing’s assertion that global warming doesn’t exist. I won’t bite. Needless to say, if you have been reading about global warming through the years — yeah 25 years ago I didn’t believe it either — you will find convincing scientific evidence that Michael Jackson died a white woman. That  has nothing to do with global warming, of course. But neither does one snow storm make the argument for or against global warming more cogent.

The best thing to do when the weather is cold and snowy or raining is to make something nice and steaming to eat, like buzzard a’ la king or possum under glass. Oh sorry, that was for cold days in Bug Tussle, of the Beverly Hillbillies fame.

Seriously, make some chili or some stew. Wiggle your ears until they’re blue. Drink a toddy or some tea. Kick a ball with your knee. Go stir crazy. Watch some movies. Or better yet, make rhymes out of everything you say. See how long ’til they put you away.

Charlie Wilson of "Charlie Wilson's War" dead at 76

Charlie Wilson, the Texas congressman who inspired the book and movie Charlie Wilson’s War, died today at the age of 76.

Wilson was probably the most colorful politician I, sort of, knew. I say, “sort of,” because I didn’t know him well enough for him to recall my name although, if he ever had the occasion to know it, he sure as heck would have found it out quickly. Charlie represented the area of Texas — first in the Texas Legislature and later during 12 terms in the U.S. House — I lived in for most of my life. Of course, I moved around some and even left Southeast Texas several times for a few years at a pop  but returned. Also, political lines being what they are, where I lived at the time may or may not have been served by Charlie.

I probably could have made that whole paragraph shorter by saying Charlie represented me from the time I was a kid until I was an adult in my 40s. That’s some time.

My link above is to Wilson’s hometown paper, The Lufkin Daily News. It looks like they have all hands on deck for this story, which one would expect. Their early coverage looks pretty thorough although most papers have obituaries long on hand for prominent people.

But more than his longevity, Charlie will be remembered more for his devil may care attitude. “Good Time Charlie” is one of his nicknames. He liked to party and have good looking women around him. There is the famous line about someone asking Charlie, upon seeing all these fantastic lookers working for him in his congressional office, what it was all about. Charlie said: “You can teach them to type but you can’t teach them to grow tits.”

Wilson was never known in Congress for his ability to pass landmark or high-profile legislation. But his legacy will be his secret and sometimes singular fight to fund Afghan rebels when they fought an occupying Soviet Army in the 1980s. His hijinks and his successes are chronicled in the book-turned-movie by George Crile in which Wilson was portrayed by Tom Hanks.

As a politician and as a congressman, Charlie will also have a legacy that only those who lived in his congressional district knew. That was his so-called “constituent services.” These are things such as ensuring some long-suffering veteran gets his pension or helping someone get their Social Security checks. Such services and even what some call “pork” which puts jobs in a community and bread on the table are what get congressmen elected. And, Wilson and his staff were among the best at serving their constituents. It’s why little old ladies in the Bible Belt just loved Charlie, no matter that he trouble with drinking and driving or alleged use of cocaine.

Probably no one but Charlie Wilson’s staff could have gotten a medal from the Soviet Union for my late father, whose ships delivered goods to Vladivostok during World War II. It’s a long story, but I wanted to honor my Dad who wasn’t even recognized as a veteran at the time of his death in 1984 — it would be several years later that Congress passed legislation finally making Merchant Marine military veterans — despite his having served during hostile action on board a merchant ship.

Charlie was certainly a presence when he was around you. He could BS with the best of them. That’s high praise for a Texan. The world was certainly made more interesting by having Charlie Wilson in it.

Who is their captain, Commander Queeg?

People complain about “Nanny this and nanny that these days.” Well how about this? The Nanny Navy.

Some sailors who go ashore on liberty while serving in the 7th Fleet — generally defined as the Western Pacific — are finding themselves subject to strict rules and having to file plans that include an authorized liberty buddy if they plan to drink, according to the Navy Times.

Sailors in the six lowest enlisted grades, three of which are non-commissioned officers, on board the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Kitty Hawk must have a detailed plan about what he or she plans to do and must have it approved before going on liberty. This includes off time in Yokosuka, Japan, the ship’s homeport. Incidents involving some of the ship’s company led to a rule that senior personnel should be given a phone number by the off-duty sailor where they may be reached or physically seen. This includes those who are married.

There is just so much wrong with this that I am not going to go on about it. Read the article yourself. But if you find yourself agreeing with the knee-jerk response by senior officers, imagine being a young sailor on liberty in a foreign port, or WWPD? (What Would Popeye Do?)

It makes me wonder if the Kitty Hawk’s captain isn’t Cdr. Phillip Francis Queeg, the tyrannical skipper played by Humphrey Bogart in “The Caine Mutiny.”