Jul292010

Cornbread are round, pie r squared

Dick’s First Law of Expectations

For every expec­ta­tion: a, there is a pos­tu­lated result: b, that is pre­sumed to pro­duce a known or unknown state: c. How­ever, the real­iza­tion of that state is instead the known and much dreaded result of xyz$@*%!@*#!

Jul282010

¿Cómo se le dice strike uno?

A fed­eral judge in Ari­zona has struck down some of the most con­tro­ver­sial parts of that state’s new law that would require state and local law enforce­ment offi­cers to check the immi­gra­tion sta­tus of those who have been stopped. This is just the first strike in what will likely be sev­eral stops in court. Of course, it could end up in the Supreme Court and the law might be totally upheld because of that court’s con­ser­v­a­tive major­ity. Remem­ber the “elec­tion” of Pres­i­dent Bush?

The require­ment that a local police offi­cer check the immi­gra­tion sta­tus of some­one they have detained for traf­fic or other rea­sons makes no sense other than the dis­like for one’s skin being a dif­fer­ent color. Should this law even­tu­ally get the go-ahead, how many Lati­nos “born in the U.S.A.,” as Mr. Spring­steen once sang, will be arrested and go to jail for noth­ing but being Latino? It doesn’t just threaten those of darken skin shades. Local police offi­cers have dif­fer­ent ways of inter­pret­ing dif­fer­ent laws and some­times those inter­pre­ta­tions are wrong. So ask your­self this: Is the wrong­ful arrest of your son or daugh­ter or grand­child worth your wrath over those who are here illegally?

That’s some­thing to think about, Jedge.

Jul272010

Nothin’ up here but the (lack of) rent and it sure bugs me

It seems we may have been bugged.

When I say that, I don’t mean bugged as in spied on by the gov­ern­ment. I’m sure that, thanks to George W. Shrub, the gov­ern­ment has been spy­ing on us for awhile. Not  that they gather any great knowl­edge other than quotes such as those by my father like: “And a whole flock of bird dogs flew over!”

What does that mean Sean? What is he say­ing? It has to be some­thing anti-government. After all, didn’t this guy in EFD say his Dad once trav­eled to Russia?

Yes, Sean, I know his Dad was in the Mer­chant Marine but still … ”

Well, I guess we’ll have to let Sean and his fel­low Gen-Ys, or what­ever the young crowd ruin­ing rul­ing the world, fig­ure every­thing out.

We have had some kind of virus in our site. It appears when­ever I select a book­marked ver­sion of the site. I have not yet had that prob­lem with just typ­ing in the URL. Any­way, hope­fully, my IT guru in Tokyo and I can work on this before I (hope­fully) head to North Texas for a week of train­ing on Sunday.

I say hope­fully. That explains an absence of a post­ing yes­ter­day, if you noticed. My day, while not work­ing, was filled with the attempt to rent a car. It would be less expen­sive for me to rent a car for my trip. Plus, I have a stan­dard shift and a left knee that has likely begun to pro­vide me for­ever with pain. I got a shot awhile back in my knee and my doc­tor tells me to wear a brace on it. The shot worked for awhile, the brace is not help­ing. Ram­ble. I have to use the clutch with my left foot and leg and knee. In city dri­ving such as I will be fac­ing for a week. That will not be a happy prospect.

My dif­fi­culty in rent­ing an auto­mo­bile stems from  burn­ing my credit cards 12 years ago. Nasty things, those credit cards. The debit/bank card held such promise as a replace­ment. Why Bank of Amer­ica, that “great” U.S. insti­tu­tion said: “You can use it like a credit card.” And you can use a debit card for just about every­thing. That is except for rent­ing a car.

Oh you can pay for your car rental with a debit card, you just can’t rent it. Car rental com­pa­nies want to do per­haps every­thing except a rec­tal exam­i­na­tion on you before they rent you a car with a debit card and with­out a credit card. They want to check your credit. That, of course, only makes your credit worse.

The irony in all this is that I actu­ally have a credit card, but I can’t use it except for strict, job-related expenses and that usu­ally means fly­ing to Wash­ing­ton to do so. Oh, and you have to have that credit card as a con­di­tion of work, and if you get late pay­ing on it for what­ever rea­son, and it is revoked, you face dis­ci­pli­nary action. Isn’t life just full of won­der­ful lit­tle ironies that make you want to go out and rent a bull­dozer to tear down someone’s house? I’m not speak­ing of any­one in par­tic­u­lar and, of course, I’d never be able to rent a bulldozer.

Because I don’t have a freak­ing credit card!!!

Jul252010

Administrative Note!

I have been noti­fied of a Trjoan Horse virus when going to this page. If any­one who reads this and expe­ri­ences such a warn­ing from your anti-virus pro­gram, how about let­ting me know at eight­feet­deep? I think my prob­lem may be nar­rowed down, hopefully.

Thanks,

Dick

Jul242010

Feeling a whole lot better … Maybe not

It has taken 30 or 40 years to real­ize what I should have known all along. The Byrds are among the great­est bands of the 1960s, or rock and roll, or coun­try rock, one could argue. I sup­pose it has taken such a long time to come to such an epiphany since I came to know The Byrds incre­men­tally through their actual par­tic­i­pa­tion with or influ­ence on the Eagles, Poco, The Fly­ing Bur­rito Broth­ers, Buf­falo Spring­field, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, That is even through so many of their songs have placed them­selves in my mind for so many years: “Mr. Space­man,” “Turn, Turn, Turn,” “I Will Be Feel­ing a Whole Lot Bet­ter,” et cetera, no rela­tion to Pete Cetera, bass player and vocal­ist with Chicago and later a solo singer of sorts.

These are just some thoughts as I attempted to embed a jour­nal­ist video of The Byrds “I Will Be Feel­ing a Whole Lot Bet­ter” onto the blog and got a “Tro­jan Horse” warn­ing from the lady on my avast antivirus pro­gram. Thanks lady. This is the sec­ond encounter I have had with a virus on this page. Well, maybe more than that if you con­sider page views, damn Inter­net jar­gon! So, it seems I will have to con­sult with Paul, my IT wiz­ard in Japan. Maybe I’ll write a song about him. Maybe not.

Jul232010

Friday. It’s okay. Sunday and in Ft. Worth? Check this out!

Fri­day. What a concept.

I once lived for Fri­day to arrive. That is when I worked, roughly, five days a week. My record on such a sched­ule was rather spotty up until the last 20 years or so. That is, if you don’t include those four years I spent in col­lege, dur­ing which time I mostly worked full time at a rate of 24 hours on and 48 hours off, which was a 56-hour work week. Now there was a concept!

These days, I no longer work full time. Well, some­times I do and some­times I don’t. When I do it is usu­ally more than a 48-hour work week. I had no illu­sions that work­ing as a writer was going to be easy and, sure enough, it hasn’t been easy. In fact, I tell peo­ple these days that my part-time job “sup­ports my writ­ing habit.” I’m not lying much when I say that.

Still, I remem­ber Fri­days. My friends Rob­bie, Judy, some­times Tonya, Brenda, Delia, Rick, Beth or whomever. Mostly Rob­bie, Judy and I — the Yel­low Dogs. Long story. We’d go one place or the other for a mar­garita. Some­times Judy’s artist hus­band would meet us and he and I would design water tow­ers for small cities which looked like a large mar­garita glass, except it would be lean­ing. Like Pisa. Those were good times. Some­times we didn’t even wait for Fri­day. Some­times it would be a Yel­low Dog Day — a day I’d describe as com­pa­ra­ble to a day you’re sit­ting back watch­ing the evening news and see your name as a cam­era pans down a law­suit. Yikes!

I’m such a ham. I wasn’t going to write about much and already look what you’ve done.

Okay, I will do some good for a change on this blog instead of writ­ing about pol­i­tics or the weather or the crazi­ness that passes for life. I will pro­mote my old buddy Jonathan’s gig in which his trio, the Jonathan San­son Trio will be record­ing a new, live CD. Jonathan just sent me an e-mail about it, albeit a mass e-mail, that’s what you do when you are a famous record­ing star in Fort Worth. Right, old buddy?  Just bust­ing your chops. I was going to buy some chops for din­ner, but I didn’t. So right now, I’ve got no other chops to bust. So you’re it, pal!

The Jonathan San­son Trio, fea­tur­ing Dan Tcheco on drums, Chris Carfa on bass and Jonathan on piano and vocals will be record­ing Sun­day, July 25, at Eddie V’s Lounge in Fort Worth. Too bad they couldn’t wait a week, since I will be head­ing for Den­ton exactly one week later. Hey, can’t you guys post­pone every­thing for one week, just for me? Yeah, and pigs make sched­uled flights between IAH and DFW!

I have heard some of the group’s record­ings and I look for­ward to hear­ing them live some day. Jonathan and I are old high school chums who lived across our family’s field from each other. Later, we hung out dur­ing our mil­i­tary days, he in the Air Force and me a Navy squid.

Jonathan says that every­one attend­ing will get a free copy of the CD the group is to record. The CD will come out, hope­fully JS said, in Sep­tem­ber. The great piano man also reminds every­one of the happy happy hour prices, if you like that sort of thing.

If you men­tion you heard about this on Eight Feet Deep, Jonathan might buy you a drink or he might gar­rote you with a piano wire. That’s his call. So if you are in what my friends from that area call “The Metro Mess” dur­ing that time, check it out.

This all happens:

6–10 p.m.

Sun­day, July 25

EV Museum Place

3100 West 7th Street

Fort Worth, TX 76107

817.336.8000

Open daily at 4:00pm.
Jul222010

There is more than New Orleans and the oil spill in a storm

Once again it is time not to panic, not to fret, not to stick your head in the sand, not to freak out. But just look and lis­ten if you live along the Gulf Coast. Trop­i­cal Depres­sion 3 may soon become Trop­i­cal Storm Bon­nie, or not. It may even become Hur­ri­cane Bon­nie, or not. All of this is not to be con­fused with Hur­ri­cane Bon­nie that hit North Car­olina in August 1998, inflict­ing more than $1 bil­lion in dam­age, if you believe Wik­pe­dia.

Now a lot of the weather fore­cast­ers, includ­ing the most always care­ful National Hur­ri­cane Cen­ter, do not have a lot of high expec­ta­tions for what is now called TD 3. That’s a good thing, Martha. There is all that oil there in the Cen­tral Gulf float­ing around that the national media seems trans­fixed upon. Okay, that is a low blow. I too am con­cerned about the oil and the attempt to per­ma­nently stop the leak and get the mega mess cleaned up. It just seems the national media never really shows the con­cern that they should for the not so sexy spots on the map. That is, they don’t pay atten­tion to it until a hur­ri­cane comes and gives a good shot for an anchor to do a “Dan Rather” and per­form the now highly-cliched exer­cise of stand­ing in a wind that is potent enough to knock one down.

The five-day “Cone of Doom” lays out a tremen­dously uncer­tain path for a storm of a mag­nif­i­cently con­jec­tural terminations.

Hey, there are peo­ple out there in places other than New Orleans! Cameron, La., was oblit­er­ated 53 years ago. The National Weather Ser­vice in Lake Charles now puts the total deaths at 500. The unknown toll has teetered between 300–500 for years. Audrey came in with a 12-foot  storm surge on the town some three feet above sea level with winds gusts esti­mated at 150 mph.

Some 50 years later, Hur­ri­cane Rita socked the lit­tle town and parish seat of Cameron once again with a storm surge of around 12 feet and with 100-mph winds in tow. The death toll has always been screwy with Rita but one report said one per­son died in Cameron. Nev­er­the­less, from one who vis­ited not long after­ward, lit­tle stood there after Rita other than the Cameron Parish Courthouse.

As was the case with Rita, the 1,200-some odd res­i­dents of Cameron had long ago learned when a hur­ri­cane is com­ing, there is no rea­son under the sun you can’t see to stick around. So when Ike once again flat­tened Cameron in 2008 with mas­sive 22-feet tidal surges, folks got out of its way.

Cameron is only one town. There were many oth­ers in the path of Rita and Ike and Gus­tav and Kat­rina and on and on. I just picked Cameron because I vis­ited it for a vaca­tion day less than a year after Rita slammed it.  I sat around on a rainy, cold after­noon at some bar in the tiny down­town Cameron — impressed that it had more than one bar — that dis­ap­peared after Rita, lis­ten­ing that after­noon, laugh­ing and drink­ing some beers with a bunch of aging Cajun men and later with a daz­zling Aca­dian lady who was prob­a­bly the best look­ing woman in Cameron. Then, I vis­ited that same place a year later for a story I was writ­ing and saw very lit­tle I knew that remained of this pleas­ant lit­tle place I had once vis­ited other than the big, old cour­t­house which seemed to be perched up on a hill, if you can call three or four feet a hill.

TD 3 may not be much more than it now is. It may be a trop­i­cal storm, which is what a lot of the mod­els seem to pre­dict. It seems headed for the mid­dle Louisiana coast, although some mod­els put the cen­ter of the storm land­ing around Cameron or Sabine Pass, Texas. The lat­ter of which is about 45 miles north of where I live.

But as I have said and have said again, now with expe­ri­ence, trop­i­cal weather flare-ups sel­dom go where they are sup­posed to go. They also some­time do what they aren’t sup­posed to do. I say that not to scare any­one, nor to make it look as if I am smack dab in the mid­dle of dan­ger, like I have been before with a cou­ple of these storms. I am just say­ing what I am just say­ing. It’s hur­ri­cane sea­son, ya’ll. Time to keep heads up. Crank up the old The Clash CD and fix­ate on “Should I Stay or Should I Go,” and dance around until you have a plan in case things start get­ting nasty.

Does that sound like a plan?

Jul212010

Fox and the high-tech lynching of Shirley Sherrod

It seems that a trav­esty of the size of the lat­est so-called “viral video” could not have hap­pened. A heav­ily edited video of a speech that made Shirley Sher­rod, a black U.S. Agri­cul­ture offi­cial in Geor­gia, look as if she had pur­posely dis­crim­i­nated against a white farmer. This got her fired by Obama admin­is­tra­tion offi­cials who are racially sen­si­tive. Sher­rod was instantly made a pariah by Fox News, who ran with the story either before they knew the entire con­tents of the video or pur­posely jumped on the story because they seem con­stantly on the look out for high pro­file blacks who can embar­rass Obama.

Here is how that warm ray of Fox sun­shine Bill O’Reilly played the story:

O’REILLY: Well, that is sim­ply unac­cept­able and Ms. Sher­rod must resign imme­di­ately. The fed­eral gov­ern­ment can­not have skin color decid­ing any assistance.

This was on Tues­day, a full 24 hours after the story ini­tially aired on Fox. Bull O’Really insisted that since some san­ity — albeit lim­ited — existed on other news out­lets and the story was slow to sur­face else­where than Fox, the lib­eral media was obvi­ously afraid to hurt Obama. This after the so-called “main­stream media” was slow to jump on other sto­ries involv­ing blacks with alleged ties to Obama such as those in ACORN and the New Black Panthers.

O’REILLY: In the big pic­ture scheme, this is a small story. Every admin­is­tra­tion in his­tory has had employ­ees do dumb things. Ms. Sher­rod made a mis­take and is pay­ing for it.

But what about the Amer­i­can media? Why the news black­out when things become unpleas­ant for the Obama administration?

The sim­ple answer is bias. The estab­lish­ment press tilts left and is reluc­tant to do dam­age to a very lib­eral pres­i­dent. I think that is absolutely true. There is no other rea­son to spike sto­ries that bring mil­lions of view­ers to the Fox News Channel.

You’d think the other TV news oper­a­tions would want to attract that large audi­ence as well. Appar­ently, they don’t.

Well, Bull O’Really you’d think those oper­a­tions would also want to get the story right, but all didn’t. Now it turns out that the story as reported by Fox was mad­den­ingly wrong. And now Fox is all look­ing like their com­plic­ity didn’t exist.

I can’t give the great syn­op­sis of all that is wrong with the Shirley Sher­rod story that is exam­ined by St. Peters­burg Times media critic Eric Deg­gans. A won­der­ful read.

Jul202010

We all know Lindsay Lohans. They are just not rich and famous.

Lind­say Lohan is going to jail. But for how long? That is the big ques­tion float­ing around in the media today for all to see.

Too bad the big ques­tion isn’t: Who is Lind­say Lohan?

I might have seen her in a movie. As a mat­ter of fact, I’m pretty sure I did once. I think she played this juve­nile delinquent-type char­ac­ter. Per­haps it was an autobiopic.

The truth is that I don’t watch a lot of movies until they make it to tele­vi­sion. And that doesn’t take all that long these days does it? I would never know­ingly watch a movie just because it starred Lind­say Lohan. I wouldn’t even watch a movie just because it starred any­one, not even Clint East­wood, not even John Wayne, rest his soul, not even Salma Hayek. Well, I could make exceptions.

I know Lohan is a big star and she is even more famous because she is infa­mous. She keeps screw­ing up. She comes to court late on her sen­tenc­ing date and on the date she is to report to jail. In other words, she is a twit. Either she is a twit or she is just really messed up on “sub­stances,” or both she is a twit messed up on sub­stances. Got to be one or the other, plus maybe she thinks it is good PR. Who said that even bad PR is good PR? Was that what was said? I don’t know.

A heli­copter fol­lowed Lind­say Lohan all the way to jail this morn­ing just to see if a pho­to­graph could be snapped of her in hand­cuffs, wear­ing no under­pants. No luck there.

I’ve known peo­ple who have gone to jail. Real peo­ple. Peo­ple who aren’t famous and who are just like you and me. I’ve known peo­ple who’ve gone to prison. We all know some­one who is going through some­thing that some of these famous peo­ple we’ve never heard of, some­times go through, and more. Some of these non-famous peo­ple have much more inter­est­ing sto­ries than Lind­say Lohan. But most aren’t as famous or as rich or as rich and about to be has-beens if they don’t quit snort­ing coke or shoot­ing up or what­ever it is they are doing to f**k up.

These real peo­ple aren’t fol­lowed by heli­copters. For that, I am grate­ful. Some peo­ple I know might just take a pot shot at “Chop­per Dave,” who after all is only doing his job.

The rich and famous are fol­lowed and make the news because they are rich and famous. The “com­mon” folks just love to see the big fall far. The real peo­ple also like to live vic­ar­i­ously through the Lind­say Lohans of the World. Oh, they cuss them and call them idiots, but like slow­ing down to watch a car wreck, the real peo­ple want to know what the beau­ti­ful peo­ple are doing every minute of the day.

Too bad the real peo­ple don’t real­ize just how fas­ci­nat­ing they are. Who in the World knows what goes on in the minds of the not rich and obscure.

Jul192010

Political theater on Cedar Creek Lake

You go to the lake house for a week and do the nor­mal lake house rou­tine. You fix things. You have a beer. Then you have another. It’s good that you fixed things.

In the morn­ing, you get the boat all ready and  you take off for a round of fish­ing. You come home, your luck was worse than poor. You take a nap. You get up. The wife has the ribeyes all thawed and you are ready to fire up the old grill. You eat. You sit out on the porch and enjoy the lake sounds, the loud out­board motors, the drunks next door, the loud music from across the lake. It’s time for bed. So much for the first full day. But what about tomorrow?

Well, if the lake where your home is located is Cedar Creek Lake, some 60 miles south­east of Dal­las, then you might think of going to catch a per­for­mance of the Seven Points City Coun­cil. It seems there are always fire­works there, per­haps you might see some­one get arrested there or even shot.

Seven Points is a town of 1,334, accord­ing to the 2009 U.S. Cen­sus esti­mate. It’s grown some­what over the years with Cedar Creek, a reser­voir built on the Trin­ity River, being a fish­ing and recre­ation haven for both East Tex­ans and those from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. It also seems to have a his­tory of the worst that comes out of small town politics.

A polit­i­cal don­ny­brook of epic pro­por­tions, pro­por­tion­ally speak­ing, erupted in 1997 when then-Mayor Mar­ian Hill was removed from office by the city coun­cil for a num­ber of zon­ing law vio­la­tions and some mat­ters over pur­chas­ing a pager and copy­ing machine. Hill had divorced ear­lier that year. Keep that in the back of your mind.

Not long after she was removed from office, Hill was pros­e­cuted for a num­ber of the zon­ing law vio­la­tions, some­thing that had never or rarely had been done in that town.  Hill later claimed in a law­suit that her ex-husband, the town’s police chief, zon­ing offi­cial and some other city coun­cil mem­bers had cooked up a scheme to “run her out of town,” accord­ing to an ulti­mate rul­ing by the 5th U.S. Cir­cuit Court of Appeals. Read it and good luck fol­low­ing it.

I remem­ber read­ing about all of this and my thoughts returned to Cedar Creek Lake this week­end. A group of my col­lege friends and I got together at some friends’ place near Fort Worth. One of this group of friends had access to a lake house when we were in col­lege, as his par­ents owned the very pleas­ant get­away. When one or more of this group of friends or I were there we would gen­er­ally be the ones mak­ing noise, fueled usu­ally by keg beers or play­ing “quar­ters” with what kind of “bear in a bot­tle” that was handy.

This after­noon I decided to look at some news­pa­per Web sites of towns in the Cedar Creek area and I came across a story in the Cedar Creek Pilot that made me think I was just read­ing a con­tin­u­a­tion of the Mar­ian Hill story in some form or fashion.

The extremely thor­ough and often hilar­i­ous news story writ­ten by the Pilot’s Art Lawler told of the hijinks of the now for­mer mayor in which the ex offi­cial engaged in a tirade in the city coun­cil cham­bers after a quo­rum for their meet­ing failed. The fail­ing quo­rum, caused by three mem­bers miss­ing, seems to be a ser­ial occur­ance there since this made the fourth-straight failed meet­ing since a new mayor was elected.

Now, just as it takes a pro­gram to know the play­ers in the Mar­ian Hill story, one like­wise needs to be “read into” this affair before try­ing to fig­ure just who hates whom and why. The so-called “shout­ing match” at the coun­cil was allegedly at the behest of for­mer mayor Ger­ald Tay­lor, after his reported polit­i­cal enemy Mayor Joe Dobbs can­celed the meeting.

Tay­lor was arrested in Decem­ber 2009 on charges he cashed per­sonal checks using munic­i­pal court funds. The city judge, Mon­ica Corker,  had been arrested the month before on charges she helped Tay­lor cash the checks.

As for the source of ani­mos­ity between Tay­lor and Dobbs, I’m not sure. Dobbs is openly gay and he says that Tay­lor and oth­ers have a vendetta against him. Dobbs was also fire chief and demoted Tay­lor from assis­tant fire chief to fire­fighter after eth­i­cal con­cerns, he said in an arti­cle on the Dal­las Voice Web site, the DF-W area’s lead­ing gay-lesbian news­pa­per. Tay­lor report­edly responded to  Dobbs with a rather col­or­ful homo­pho­bic epithet.

Dobbs say some in Seven Points are “play­ing games with him,” the arti­cle, writ­ten by David Webb, said. While that remains a dis­tinct pos­si­bil­ity just because of the way cer­tain peo­ple are wired, it also is pos­si­ble that Dobbs is just a player him­self in what seems to be con­tin­ual polit­i­cal the­ater at Seven Points. It seems a lit­tle bit like old time soap opera fare. Watch and then tune back in some­time 20 years later and you catch up but every­thing seems pretty much the same. That is a lot like the way it is in Seven Points. The more things change, the more they the remain the same old thing.