Take your laughs outside the dream, please

One of the times I woke up dur­ing my slum­ber early this morn­ing was when I laughed myself awake.

It isn’t often that I awake laugh­ing. As a mat­ter of fact, it maybe has hap­pened only once before if that.

"Dude, that song was by my band, Gone to the Dogs." Photo by jdurham. Courtesy of Morguefile.com

Dude, that song was by my band, Gone to the Dogs.” Photo by jdurham. Cour­tesy of Morguefile.com

This was a very odd dream, as dreams some­time are. It involved my entire fam­ily — my mother and father who have both been dead for about 25 years and my four older broth­ers. It appeared that we were kids then but were old enough to know that we were to respect older peo­ple and not make fun of peo­ple with infir­mi­ties. We were try­ing hard to be good, which was kind of odd in itself for our bunch.

I don’t remem­ber all the details of the dream, but it involved my dad talk­ing to this old man who was hav­ing dif­fi­culty walk­ing. We were all in a hurry to go some­where and my father was about to tell the man that he would come visit him some­time in the future.

Alas, as my father opened his mouth out came this song that sounded like a record­ing of some rock song that said some­thing about enjoy­ing the visit last night. Two of my broth­ers were doing all they could to con­tain them­selves and I, who in the dream was the more prin­ci­pled one of the group (hey, remem­ber, this is a dream), burst out laugh­ing in reality.

Appar­ently, I couldn’t laugh in my dream so I had to go out­side of it to let ‘er rip. Maybe we were in a “No Laugh­ing Zone.”

Now isn’t that a hell of thing?