What it was, was those darn Rooskies

 Sven didn’t know what it was. Ole didn’t know what it was. Even Lena didn’t know what it was. But what it was was blue and big and very prominent over Norwegian skies. Oh, and it wasn’t Air Force One flying to Oslo so the President could accept his Nobel Peace Prize.

 Norwegian space officials were inundated with calls about a strange blue light  that turned out to be from a Russian missile test. That’s last part’s kind of spooky in itself.

 But I suppose it is better knowing than not knowing. And it is better knowing it was from a Russian missile than from a giant extraterrestrial Blue Light Special from Planet K-Mart.

 Attention K-Mart shoppers: Da!