There is a remote chance I won't watch much TV tonight

 Since I got home from work an hour ago on this cold and rainy day, I have spent most of my time trying to program my TV remote control.

 I never can remember when reprogramming the remote. Is it the on and off button? The TV button? Play, forward, reverse. I did get the remote to cut the ‘vision on and off and to control the volume. Now if I could just get the channels to change. I mean, I wouldn’t  have that big a problem getting up to cut the TV on and off. But changing channels, that’s a (1 horse (2 house or (3 hose of a different color. I don’t know how many channels I have, not hundreds, but more than enough. And I like to flip through them.

 Now I don’t have any problem with just leaving TV for one night, or at least until I get another remote or fix this one (Anyone know how to troubleshoot an RCA Universal 3-device remote Model No.RCR311ST?)I’ve got three books I plan to read over the next couple of weeks. Unfortunately, none of them are repair manuals for that particular RCA remote.

 Oh well, if it isn’t one thing Roseanne Roseannadanna, it’s another.