A bonding experience

It’s time for your weekend “Look Out For This Wanted Person Unless You Are Too Drunk or Wasted To Do So.”

Our good citizen in the picture is Arin Laron Antwine, 21, of Beaumont, Texas, a.k.a. as “Our Town” and “River City” with a capital “C” that rhymes with “B” and that stands for “Bond Jumper.” Our so it would seem.

The Beaumont Police Department said Antwine has 12 warrants for his arrest totaling a whopping $810,250. That’s almost enough money to get Dog the Bounty Hunter away from his latest escapade and looking for this guy. Antwine has six warrants for possession of a controlled substance, car theft, three for failure to  identify, possession of marijuana, and criminal mischief.

All this leads me to ask: How’d he get six warrants for possession of a controlled substance (undercover sting?) and three for failure to identify? Did he fail three times during one questioning to give his correct name? Inquiring minds want to know. Not really. I’m just kind of curious but it’s not going to keep me up at night.

So troops, you know what to do. If you see Antwine, don’t try to apprehend him yourself, unless you are a big, long-haired, ex-con, bounty hunter, TV star. That’ll ’bout do it.