EFD Manifesto

This blog is com­mit­ted to the following:

• That all peo­ple every­where should have really com­fort­able footwear.
• That no two snowflakes shall appear alike.
• That when­ever one hears the shout “Marco,” then they will promptly answer “Polo!“
• That the square of the hypotenuse of a right tri­an­gle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.
• That Daniel Boone was a man. Yes a big man. With an eye like an eagle. And tall as a moun­tain was he.
• That it isn’t easy being cheesy.
• That I am the very model of a mod­ern major gen­eral, I’ve infor­ma­tion veg­etable, ani­mal and min­eral, I know the kings of Eng­land and I quote the fights his­tor­i­cal from Marathon to Water­loo in order cat­e­gor­i­cal.
• A can of Bush’s Veg­e­tar­ian baked beans.
• And a cou­ple of more things that I forgot.

 

Signed,
The Management