You will like this story, or else!

It has been a long day and a long week as I wrap up a ton of work left to me because someone has to do it. But Sunday it’s off to sunny, and no doubt hotter’n’Hell San Antone (Yes I know it’s spelled San Antonio, jerk) for a week of union-related training.

So being tired and expecting another uber-full day tomorrow I thought I’d pass along a story that perhaps will make you feel better as it did me. Or maybe not. Apparently this story from Yahoo generated a bunch of comments including negative ones because so many of the comments written today on stories posted on the Internet are written by angry, self-absorbed losers who lost that lovin’ feeling so long ago that it no longer exists.

I hope you like this story about a boy named Ian. If you don’t tough s**t!

Ah, to be represented by a hero in our great Congress …

“We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.” — Will Rogers, (1879-1935) American humorist and actor.

One important element I learned in military service was to follow orders, if for no other reason than to not be punished. The law the military lives by, the Uniform Code of Military Justice, is not exactly your everyday law lived by everyone else in this great nation of laws called the U.S. of A. Those who have lived under this code might find this understatement worth a chuckle. Others who know not of what I speak can just kind of take the statement as is or however they choose.

A politician whom some say is a hero of the Iraq War is in a bit of a verbal tussle for speaking rather ill, unattractively and certainly impolitic for one who has the tag — whether or not deserved — hung around him as a hero. Republican U.S. Rep. Allen West, a retired Army lieutenant colonel, said some things that just seem out of place for a southerner who represents a Florida district which includes West Palm Beach. His target of ire is Democratic National Committee Chair Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, who also represents a nearby Florida district.

The war of words came from, what else, the debt limit argument between the Ds and Rs.

Wasserman-Schultz said during a debate on the debt limit that she found it difficult to believe West would vote to cut Medicare benefits for thousands of his constituents who, as is the case in the congresswoman’s district, depend on Medicare. West, our hero, responded with an e-mail calling his Florida neighbor and colleague “the most vile, unprofessional, and despicable member of the U.S. House of Representatives.” Delivering a real blow as a southerner, the retired colonel told the congresswoman that “You have proven repeatedly that you are not a Lady, therefore, shall not be afforded due respect from me!” Yow!

So much for a person who was once commissioned by the Congress as “an officer and a gentleman.”

In fact, actions by West prove that he wasn’t much to write home about on the “officer” side as well.

You might or might not remember West as he was one of the first, perhaps the only, “right-wing” hero of the war that the right wing started in Iraq for no real reasons of national security. West was an artillery battalion command for the 4th Infantry Division in Iraq during a 2003 deployment. As was the case with other soldiers in Iraq during the war, West would incur duties that had nothing at all to do with his training or experience. In one instance, West was involved in the questioning of an Iraqi civilian police leader.

Heavily redacted investigations documents, show that West admitted that the police officer was beaten by the lieutenant colonel’s subordinates during questioning because the suspect was being “evasive and beligerent.” West admitted during his own questioning that he witnessed “sporadic body punches” given by his underlings to the man being questioned although West did not “allow (it) to get too brutal.” West finally unholstered his 9-mm pistol after the colonel said he had “had enough and this is where it would end.”

West said under his own questioning for his military law investigation that he fired his pistol about a foot from the Iraqi’s head after pushing the police leader’s head near a “clearing barrel,” used to “clear” a round in a gun in an unknown status by firing it into a barrel with sand before entering a building or other area. West admitted under questioning that firing his gun near the suspect’s head did not break his suspect. In fact, the Iraqi didn’t talk after his beating and having a 9-mm pistol shot into a barrel next to his head. West said the “man inside him probably did want to inflict hurt” on the Iraqi although he was just trying to gather intelligence for his men.

Superiors of West awarded him a “non-judicial punishment,” meaning not a court-martial and charges against the career officer were not considered felonies against the U.S. Government. West was find $5,000 and allowed to retire.

What a hero, huh? Maybe some say so, but that was not the way troops, especially leaders of West’s rank, are supposed to act. West became a Tea Party darling and now he hurls invectives at a fellow congressional member who is also from a neighboring district.

My complaints here aren’t so much of Allen West’s insults at Rep. Wasserman-Schultz. The congresswoman is a pretty tough lady, if you ask me. She went through a number of surgeries fighting breast cancer. A battle she has survived while serving in Congress. I think that’s pretty damned heroic in itself. The words used by West are pretty civil considering some debates I have had. But this is not the way folks are supposed to act in the U.S. Congress. If you think different, then perhaps you should get your lackey there to get it changed.

No, my main irritant is someone like West who is treated like a hero, yet he can’t pass the deportment grade in the military and puts other troops in danger with his cowboy actions. Plus the fact that this so-called hero shows his mettle by insulting a fellow member of Congress and a neighbor. If this is the kind  of “hero” you want ruling your country, perhaps you should consider moving even more South into the Banana Republics.

A note of interest I found while researching this story: A little Wikipedia Kung Fu was a-happening.  Allen West’s Wikipedia site had as a last sentence on the first paragraph stating that the congressman was to “the right of Genghis Khan.” That was changed before I concluded my post to something less excitable. I didn’t closely read Rep. Wasserman-Schultz’s WIki entry but looking at an entry about her congressional district I noted that it was represented by her and home to a high concentration of gay and lesbians, and gay neighborhoods. Whether that came from West or Wasserman-Schultz, I don’t know, nor do I care.



 

Gates Foundation effort is a real “johnny on the spot”

The foundation started by the man who brought the world Windows now wants to do toilets.

A “reinvention” of the toilet is needed to improve worldwide health, says the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. A strategy is needed to bring safe and clean sanitation to the world. A lack of such facilities may be taken for granted in the comfort of your nice cozy, little John but a great portion of the world’s population — more than a billion people, according to the foundation — have to “go” in the open or perhaps in the woods like the proverbial bear. That is, if they are lucky and don’t get eaten by a bear or whatever.

Old Tom Crapper would be mighty proud indeed.

“No innovation in the past 200 years has done more to save lives and improve health than the sanitation revolution triggered by invention of the toilet,” said Sylvia Mathews Burwell, president of the foundation’s Global Development Program. “But it did not go far enough. It only reached one-third of the world. What we need are new approaches. New ideas. In short, we need to reinvent the toilet.”

The foundation isn’t just talking s**t here. Some $42 million is being offered in new sanitation grants that “aim to spur innovations in the capture and storage of waste, as well as its processing into reusable energy, fertilizer, and fresh water.” In addition, the foundation plans to help local communities end open defecation and increase access for a better way to “go,” if you get my drift.

This is no load of crap. The lack of sanitary facilities could help prevent some of the 1.5 million child deaths from diarrheal diseases each year. Investments from the foundation include $3 million in grant funds for the “Reinventing the Toilet Challenge” going out to eight universities across Africa, Asia, Europe, and North America. A stipulation of the challenge is to reinvent the toilet as a stand-alone unit without piped-in water, a sewer connection, or outside electricity—all for less than 5 cents a day. That would be a sweet though possibly malodorous proposition.

The Gates Foundation has involved itself in a number of worthwhile projects and this one is certainly not at the bottom of the pile. Why this could be the biggest development in sanitary facilities since Thomas Crapper invented the ballcock. I would apologize for the juvenile fecal pun festival, but I must remind you that the folks at the foundation are the ones who brought the subject up.

A note or two for the day

Just a note or two on the headlines.

First, it’s raining, but just a little bit. Just a little bit here and there and a lot there and here. That’s the way things go down here on the coast in the summertime, when as Mungo Jerry sang: “… and the weather is high, you can stretch right up and touch the sky.” Then, something, something about having women on your mind. It’s probably because of those little bikinis and thongs. Oh my goodness. Some folks get weirded out about a 55-year-old man talking about things like bikinis and thongs. Grow the f**k up, Junior!

But it looks like we will just get rains in fits and spurts like always until that tropical storm comes along and sits off the coast for a few days. We can only wish. The fits and spurts have made some progress here on the Upper Texas Coast though. We’ve had some pretty significant downpours. I’m sure you are interested in our weather here. Sorry, I’ve tried writing about other matters and came up short.

The Independent of London reports the death of Sean Hoare, the whistleblower of the News Corp scandal is not suspicious, according to British investigators. Hmmm. Coming on the heels of the Murdoch media empire tumbling down, the death of the whistleblower who made it all happens isn’t suspicious? Why it is to me.

An editorial in The Wall Street Journal, one of the News Corp properties in the U.S. along with Fox “Faux” News, says the liberal media and critics of Murdoch have just been piling on. When all else fails, blame it on the liberal media. Personally, it wouldn’t hurt me one iota to see Fox News tank. I have said and I continue to say that Fox News is nothing more than a propaganda tool for the right wing.  And yes, I include their news operation, especially their news operation. They should know better.

Finally, here is hoping a new, good and fair collective bargaining agreement gets approved by the NFL players. Yeah, the players make millions. They deserve it for a four or five year career that can leave them crippled for life with traumatic arthritis and brain damage. It’s their fault though, right? Well, yes, or their parents or coaches or teachers or school board or television or Wheaties or the Punt, Pass and Kick program or the late Dandy Don Meredith. They shouted out, “who killed the Kennedys, when after all, it was you and me,” ah “Sympathy For The Devil” a Rolling Stones classic. I can still see Mick Jagger way down there on the floor of the Louisiana Superdome singing/shouting “Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name … ” It’s a great song. Don’t judge a book by its cover. Have a good rest of the day.

I’m not gonna let it bother me tonight

The weekend is finally here. I do not wish to dwell anymore on the debt ceiling crisis that the pols, particularly the rabid right-wingers, have brought to a head. But even though I do not wish to dwell on this matter that doesn’t mean I am going ostrich (sticking one’s head in the sand) like some folks such as Michelle Bachmann. Of course, Michelle and her hubby have some strange ideas anyway like the ones they use to make money off poor folks who can’t deal with their kids being gay.

I think I would tend to believe folks who know a little about the economy instead of politicians who trade in make believe.

Oh well, at least if I am furloughed because of the obstinacy of the Republican Party I will have plenty of company including Republicans who will go: “What happened? That damned Obama.” Yes, that damned Obama indeed. Sometimes I think that some of the people I encounter in my part-time job are idiots in search of a village. I can only imagine what poor Barack has to endure with people in power who are idiots yet few if any of their underlings have the balls to tell them that they are as stupid as amoebas.

But enough of that. I’m going to play with my computer this weekend. Look at maps. I love maps. Perhaps I will figure a new route around Cape Horn. Oh, well, yes I guess that has been done. I might even read for pleasure. Do you know what that is like? It can be fun. You should try it sometime.

The sky may be falling all around us, but I think I will take a break this weekend from giving a damn about any of it. To quote a fine old song by the Atlanta Rhythm Section:

“Life on the streets is a jungle/A struggle to keep up the pace/I just can’t beat that old dog-eat-dog/The rats keep winning the rat race.

“But I’m not gonna let it bother me tonight/I’m not gonna let it bother me tonight/The world is in an uproar and I see no end in sight/But I’m not gonna let it bother me tonight.”