I wish I had learned Latin

I really do.

That has nothing to do with this. There are certain stories I come across from certain newspapers, or areas in which these newspapers are based, that when I read them I know immediately who wrote the story. That doesn’t happen very often and marks the handiwork of individuals who are both talented reporters and writers.

This story, about a man receiving a 45-year sentence in prison for attempting to chain a hooker to a wall that the felon allegedly scared so badly that she went straight (breath), could only have been written by my friend Margaret. That is because she covers Orange County, Texas, which is a haven for the raving mad plus the fact that Margaret goes out and uncovers these kinds of things because she is a great reporter and like all great reporters has a warped sense of humor.

Come on over

Noticing my StatCounter a bit ago I found my old Blogger site had a few more page hits today than my present site. Of course, when you have zero hits it doesn’t take many to make a few.

So, I deleted my old posts on the old site and left directions on how to get here. If you think you might be back, bookmark it or put it on your blogroll or throw it out with the budgie litter.

Whatever.

What goes well with a fine Alaskan whine?

One would think for all the tough talk that some of this nation’s Republican leaders can blow out their wazoos that they would have skin like their mascot elephant’s.

That doesn’t seem to be the case though.

I saw the oversensitivity of George W. Bush in person and on television many a time, especially when I covered his Texas gubernatorial press conferences.

Ultra-conservative pundit and de facto GOP leader Rush Limbaugh has made his whole radio persona based on his inability to take criticism.

And it seems that since the time she was nominated as Republican vice presidential candidate up until the present, Gov. Sarah Palin has become that quintessential Alaskan whine.

At every step Palin — whose PR built her as a rough-and-tumble jock, hockey mom and wilderness outdoorswoman — has found a target for blame when her situation went awry. Primarily her target has been the media although she has found others on which she could play the victim such as the spat between her and David Letterman over a crude joke the latter made and later apologized.

Now that Palin is leaving office, she has threatned several blogs as well as MSNBC and The Washington Post with defamation lawsuits over the possibililty her resignation might have been connected to ethics investigations. I thought Conservatives were against frivilous litigation.

Even with Palin leaving office it would seem her victory in specious defamation suits would be highly unlikely even though it could prove expensive for plaintiffs, at least in the beginning.

One has to believe that some of those ultra-conservative Republicans who talk tough and feel the solution to any problem is dissolving taxes and government while unleashing nuclear bombs on our real or perceived enemies suffer from a bad case of the “Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take Its.”

Of course, I’m no political consultant or expert. I’m just a guy articulating my opinion out loud, and mostly to myself. But if I had any advice for some of the Sarah Palins in the world who feel blaming others increases their own stature, it would be this: Please don’t utter any lines urging others to buck up and take personal responsibility.  We are used to hypocrisy in government, especially by your ilk, but sometimes you can only take too much of a good thing so far.

GOP boil pops off on Jackson

carbuncleBack in the day when people had manners even the most vile of humanity — quite possibly with notable exceptions such as Hitler and Mussolini — were due a modicum of respect in the event of their deaths.

But some people today such as GOP Rep. Peter King of New York who not only lack manners but apparently possess an inbred hatred of those who fail to believe as he does sees nothing wrong with lambasting the dead.

King, who was best described by Slate media critic Jack Shafer as “an exploding carbuncle masquerading as a member of Congress,” exhibited his lack of compassion most recently by saying Michael Jackson’s death should not be glorified by the media.

“Let’s knock out the psychobabble,” King said in a two-minute You Tube video, which was posted by his campaign. “He was a pervert, a child molester; he was a pedophile. And to be giving this much coverage to him, day in and day out, what does it say about us as a country? I just think we’re too politically correct.”

Jackson was never convicted of child molestation.

No matter what one thinks about Jackson personally — and in my mind he was certainly an odd bird to phrase it while maintaining good manners — he was a cultural icon beyond the everyday celebrity.

The oozing of hatred which flows from Congressman Carbuncle is just one more example that this nation is in short supply of real statesmen while overflowing with misguided and demigogic politicians.