Good Hair’s out. I’m sick.

Everybody and their dog, by now, likely knows Texas Gov. Rick “Good Hair” Perry has dropped out of the insane spectacle known as the race for the Republican presidential nomination. Perry has thrown his support to Newt Gingrich on the day the Newtered’s second wife is claiming the former House Speaker wanted an open marriage. Better Newt than later.

It still seems highly unlikely anyone except Mitt Romney will be anointed GOP nominee barring some otherworldly occurrence. Even so Gingrich seems least likely of any of this crop’s top candidates, present or past, to defeat Obama in the General Election.

Frankly, I don’t care at this point who gets the nomination. I do wonder what the return of Perry will mean for the Texas political landscape for the next several years. Will his fellow Texas Republicans in the Legislature pile on Perry, thus rendering a bigger freak show than it is already? Will Perry run again for governor? If so, would he win? These are questions more important at this point to me than why the governor dropped out of the race. We already know why he dropped out: Real people unlike those who voted continuously for him in Texas don’t buy his act. They realize what those of us who didn’t vote for him already knew–that he was an empty cowboy hat and boots.

The less I hear the name Rick Perry on the national scene, the happier I will be.

What I am unhappy  about is my stomach. The headline above, Perry’s out, I’m sick. Well, I’m certainly not sick Perry dropped out. No, I am feeling ill today because my tummy has taken me on an unpleasant ride, the destination of which has mainly been the bathroom. If that is TMI already, I’m sorry.

I have no idea what has upset the tank, but at this point, I only want the feelings which run from stormy to gut-punch to cease and desist. I’ve already switched my workday from today to tomorrow, thus ruining a three-day weekend. That’s kind of crappy, if you ask me. I’ll not remark upon the pun. Time for a nap.

Complexities of the coast, fog, smoke and all that jazz

Today I ended up doing squat. That kind of made me feel bad since I had intended to do more than squat. I even thought about going to the beach but I was concerned about smoke.

A massive – or so I was led to believe — wildfire had been burning in the area of the McFaddin National Wildlife Refuge. The beach I go to is McFaddin Beach, a part of this U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service area. I stuck my head out the door last night to check the temperature and I detected the rich, though not totally unpleasant, odor of smoke from burnt organic material. How do I know all that? Well, for one thing I grew up in the Pineywoods of East Texas where one could tell the smell of lingering woods fires from all else. Secondly, I’ve now lived here in Beaumont, about 45 miles from the uppermost Texas Coast, for awhile now and likewise recognize the distinct smell of burning coastal prairie.

This morning I woke up to a story that had gone, well, worldwide from what I’ve seen. A more than massive car pileup occurred near Port Arthur that was purportedly caused by a mixture of smoke and fog. The mess involved between 50 and 200 cars. That particular area is probably 20 miles South of where I live and about an equal distance from near where the marsh fire has been burning. It was pretty much a mess with 54 people injured, four critically. Helicopters, ambulances and buses took the injured to, I suppose, all the area hospitals.

I was kind of confused this afternoon when I read an article on the AP wire, quoting our county’s emergency management director saying the large marsh fire which I had heard so much about, was now out. I sent the EM coordinator an e-mail, asking how long these fires continue to smolder, because I took it that the smoke involved in the pileup was from the large fire I had been reading about. So far, I’ve not heard from him. I would be surprised if he does write me back.

The marshes abutting the beaches and extending for varied distances in all directions except South are part of the 1 percent of southeastern Texas-southwestern Louisiana tall-grass coastal prairie remaining from the some 7 million acres in pre-settlement days. I grew up looking at stately trees and gradual hills, saw a little of the world here and there and for the longest it took me a while to find the marshes attractive. But yes, I do find those marshes pretty and even more so because I know they are all that is what is left of ancient land in our particular environs.

A spark from welding was what was said to have caused the marsh fire which burned, according to at least one story, 10 acres. I think I’ve seen other stories indicating more acreage than that have been charred. But sometimes the fires on the wildlife refuge in Southeast Texas and as well in the federal area across Sabine Lake in Cameron Parish, La., are set in so-called “prescribed burns.” This is how it works, the US F&WS says:

 “Burning, if done at the right time of the year, will reduce the amount of dead marsh hay present and allow other species to grow. If fire is suppressed, several years of dense marsh vegetation will shade the surface, preventing other seeds from germinating or surviving. A productive burn removes vegetation that is just above ground and is usually conducted while there is still some surface water. Water acts as a barrier for the soil, preventing it from getting “cooked” while removing the vegetation. After a fire, most vegetation sprouts from the roots and the marsh is quickly covered with new growth. In addition, many other species of plants will sprout from seed as the sunlight warms the soil. “

Okay, well we’re getting out past the oil platforms. I talked to a nice lady at Sea Rim State Park, next door to McFaddin Beach, this afternoon and they reported no smoke at all. As a matter, she didn’t even see any fog coming to work this morning. However, she said perhaps several other marsh fires had also been burning in addition to the larger one.

I suppose that is the spotty nature of coastal weather and marsh fires. If I get my butt in gear and try to actually do something, such as go to the beach, I will make sure the fog is sufficiently “burned off” (no pun intended — at all.)

Ding, dong the Moammar’s dead

 

To hear Ronald Reagan tell it, Moammar Gaddafi was evil personified. Those whose loved ones were among the 259 who died in the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 in 1988 over Lockerbie, Scotland, may have felt that way as well — and with what many say are good reason.

Gaddafi is one of the list of dictators and mega-mass murderers who have now been hunted down and executed. His end came after weeks of NATO bombing and no telling how much covert help from the CIA and U.S. Special Forces. Gaddafi ceased to exist after being shot by his captors and, if he wasn’t already dead, being beaten by crowds through which the murderous dictator was dragged today.

Under Shrub Bush it was Saddam Hussein, who also threatened Bush Sr., and between the two Bush presidents came two U.S. wars — who got his comeuppance. Under Barack Obama it has been first 9/11 driving force Osama bin Laden and now Gaddfi. Now there was no way out for the GOP to avoid praising Democrat Obama, the main GOP hate obsession, for the SEALS cornering and killing Osama. But this close to the 2012 presidential election — one year away — the Republican haven’t even heard that Obama had anything at all to do with the way the Libyan uprising turned out. This includes the killing of Gaddafi. That figures. What a bunch of chickens**t politicos.

Not all bad guys get theirs’ but some do, even it is by the forced hand of suicide. Here are just a few of the more prominent:

Adolph Hitler—1924-1945—Suicide
Hideki Tojo—1941-1944—Captured, tried and hung after attempting suicide.
Saddam Hussein—1969-2003—Captured in a spider hole, tried and hung
Benito Mussolini—1922-1943—Overthrown, shot and hung by his heels
Osama bin Laden—1971-2011—Hunted down, shot by SEALS
Moammar Gaddafi—1969-2011—Shot by rebels and beaten by mob

It’s kind of like some folks I knew back in the 70s and 80s who seemed to live on never-ending cocaine binges. Some quit. Some didn’t. For those who didn’t it seemed to them as if they were on the top of the world, until it killed them.

Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be dictators and terrorist leaders.

 

A curious case of “Pole Dancing”

Note: This was, as is my practice more often than not, edited online. If you read this and said “WTF?” before seeing this note, then that could be one reason. If you read this post after seeing this note and still say “WTF?” well, that’s the way the eight feet go deep.

There are times when something — some thing — appears so quickly and unexpectedly as well as makes so very little sense that one is perhaps too awed to be scared. This explains what happened to me this morning although I do admit to some quick fright.

I was driving from Beaumont to Nederland down the “Three-In-One Highway,” well, it should be called that because it is all U.S. Hwys. 69, 96 and 287 wrapped into one. To make matters more confusing the road veers off to another highway, this one Texas 347 which goes to Nederland, the Port Neches-Groves area and Port Arthur. I decided not to take 347 though and as I was just about to follow the exit signs I noticed electric cables which both ran across the highway and were strung along poles off the roadway were whipping up and down very rapidly. The cross arm of one pole appeared as if it were about to smash the Impala I drive for work as well as pound me in the process. During this whole episode, which may have taken less than 10 seconds, I saw something the size of a baseball but which was unrecognizable flying toward the windshield. I also could hear the UFO bang the car.

Immediately I pulled over after I was clear of the once-dancing pole and figured this must have taken place during a freak windstorm. That was even though I noticed no great amount of wind as I exited the car to see if any damage was sustained. There was no damage luckily. I looked back at the pole and saw the top half of it leaning at what I estimated was about a 25-degree angle toward the highway.

I figured I should call someone and let them know a pole was leaning toward the roadway and that the entire bunch of wires looked as if they might have fallen on me had I not stomped the gas pedal. First I called the police. This was not the 9-1-1 line but the office number and that turned out to be a colossally-poor exercise in communication.

The lady at the police station told me there had just been a wreck where I was. An 18-wheeler had hit an electric pole and the traffic was shut down, the police department person said. Well, not quite. It wasn’t shut down where I was and in the lanes where the “Leaning Tower of Electric Shock” bowed its crown dangerously toward some driver headed toward his or her shifts at one of the many prisons or refineries located just to the south of where I sat. I couldn’t make the police person understand that the pole could come off onto a car or the highway and dragging any number of perhaps hot lines with it.

Luckily, I was after a couple of tries, able to make the person with whom I spoke at Entergy-Texas — the local power company — understand the situation. They said someone would check it out. Since their repair people were probably in the area already, or at least on their way, I figured that someone would do something at some time. I also figured out that the bizarre show I experienced had something to do with the wreck on the other side of the highway, but which I could not see for myself. Always with the weird things I see!

On my return trip, the highway was backed up just north of Nederland as well as a good five miles from where the big wreck happened and the highway was likewise closed down just before an exit for a Farm to Market road near a cluster of prisons.

It turns out the wreck and, I have to suppose, the dancing utility pole on my side of the highway happened when a big truck carrying a large portable office building wrecked and took out six electric poles. That was the explanation of the wreck given by local TV station KFDM. Entergy-Texas said on their Web site that 169 customers in the area were without power and that electric service might not be restored until 10 p.m. this evening. The highways had been reopened but were about to be closed once again on both sides of Cardinal Drive between Martin Luther King Parkway and Hwy. 347. This information courtesy of a Beaumont Police Department press release. If traveling, bring your patience with you or else a designated driver.

The mystery of the great Southeast Texas “Pole Dancing” Festival is solved. I feel much better. Especially so since I am no longer on the highway or underneath any electrical lines.

 

Why I write here about politics and other trivial B.S.

Hurricane seasons remind me why I mostly write here on a blog about politics and various other topics less given to blood and death.

Now during my first couple of years freelancing I happened to make a fair amount of money writing about the evacuations and aftermath of hurricanes for a large U.S. metro newspaper. I wrote a little about the Katrina evacuation but fortunately I didn’t get too involved in the sad carnage of that storm. Mostly I wrote about damage and about people starting over in the wake of hurricanes Rita and Ike.

Back to the season itself and its influence on my writing I think back to almost 33 years ago when I worked as a firefighter. I was working on a Saturday evening during a time that bumper-to-bumper traffic filled our local roadways, some 140 miles from the Gulf of Mexico, as coastal folks tried to outrun the storm.

My assignment at that station on that particular day was to ride the first-in pumper as well as driving the monster Gerstenslager panel rescue truck. It took some doing and a patient co-worker to teach me, but I finally learned how to drive the truck which like most of the other trucks we used operated with a 10-speed, high-low transmission. And to say the rescue truck was top heavy would be a great understatement.

Sometime that evening, oh say around 8 p.m. or so, we received a call from the police department hotline that we had a wreck out on the West Loop with fire and people trapped. My station officer, Tommy, and I jumped in our bunker clothes like it was our second skin and lit out in the old rescue truck. A fire engine was always on the scene of a rescue due to the likelihood, as was the case this evening, of a fire. The engine from 3 Station would be on the scene in probably two minutes after receiving the alarm.

This may have been the first time I drove a fire apparatus “hot” or “10-33,” meaning we were running in an emergency mode with lights and sirens activated. I remembered my emergency driving class from both rookie school and in my EMT course. The overriding theme was: “Look at the big picture.” I still try to do that while driving. The state trooper who taught both courses, this was a small town after all, said he never used emergency lights or siren because “no one ever paid attention.” But our policy was to use lights and sirens, even our big, door-mounted spotlight. Our training officer in fire academy taught us that spotlight was a good way to get driver’s attention. I flashed it from one side of the road to another as I was driving. I would later find the spotlight was a good mechanism for those cars with drivers who failed to notice a big red truck with lights blazing and sirens roaring. You flash that big light in their rear-view mirror and the car in front of you would pretty much always see you. Now whether the driver would pull over to the right as required by law, or they would pull to the left, or even stop right in front of you, was the big question. I had all of that happen to me at some time driving an emergency vehicle.

The 3 Engine had the fire out by the time we arrived on the scene. We had to battle thick hurricane evacuation traffic to get there, but we finally pulled up to where a Ford Pinto was cremated from the front seat back. As had been known to happen, and I knew well about this even though my first car five years before was a Pinto, a car rear-ended the Pinto causing the exposed gas tank under the car to rupture and erupt into flames.

Most noticeable when I surveyed the scene was a solid-black figure sitting upright in the back seat. Police on the scene told us the Pinto had been rear-ended in the stop-and-go traffic and when the car caught fire the two front-seat occupants were able to dive out the door windows. The young man who was the lone back seat occupant, about 18 or 19 years old, wasn’t so fortunate. He left our rescue task as, what they call today, a recovery.

There was plenty to busy me still while trying to wrap my mind around the fact a burned-up, dead body was in the car. I helped Tommy set up the Jaws of Life that our firefighter’s union had recently purchased. Tommy then let me pop open the driver’s side door so we could recover the body. There was, up close and personal, the body.

This had probably been the first human body I had ever seen that had died from something other than natural death. I can testify that the sight of a corpse charred is like no other one can imagine. They say you never forget the smell. I guess because I smoked cigarettes back then that smell was one of my least senses. Emergency workers are known for their black humor to help fight off the horror of what one sees and has to process in their minds. The victims are “crispy critters” or “barbecues” or “extra well done.” The families of victims would probably sue or try to have someone fired if they ever heard this, and they would be right to do so because this is something among those like us. It is called trying to cope.

I donned gloves and helped load the victim in a body bag and placed it in a hearse that soon showed up. I know larger cities have coroners who take care of such matters, but in smaller towns the funeral home comes out. The funeral director shows up in his dark, three-piece suit no matter what time of day. I used to think: “Jeez, what a well-dressed guy for such a glum occcasion.”

When we got back to the station, the guys knew or figured at least, that this was my first barbecue. The jokes then began. Tommy said: “Yeah, I got up there in the middle of it all and had my picture made with him,” talking about the body. Tom, the assistant chief, showed up. I don’t know the kind of horrors he had seen before becoming a firefighter. He was a Marine in the Pacific Islands in World War II and he had seen a lot. He gave me a meek, almost embarrassed smile and said: “Son, you got to laugh about these things.”

That body, all crisp with no real human resemblance — not to be cruel but it reminded me of a possum a bunch of us kids tried to cook one night on a camping trip and it just turned into burned animal — stayed with me in my sleep at night for several nights. Then it went away.

It would not be the first burned body I would see. I would view and help load into those black body bags a few more burned corpses during my five years as a firefighter. When I worked as a reporter I saw several more barbecues, not to mention shooting victims. In fact, I finally told my editor that I needed a change of scenery in the way of news beats. The last gruesome scene I came across as police reporter was just a bit too graphic.

A couple of Mexican nationals had gone to buy some beer and when they left the store, the driver took off a little too fast. The car he drove flew up on top of a pipe fence at a Central Texas ranch and the vehicle rode the top rail for a good 50 or so feet. When the car reached a weld in the pipe, the fence collapsed as did the car. The passenger was thrown clear of the wreck and survived. The driver was left another nightmare for me even though I never recalled dreaming about it.

The justice of the peace — our version of coroners in Texas but this one had quite the experience as he was one of the JPs at the scene of the Branch Davidian blaze — and I surveyed the body in the car. The judge figured out that when the pipe broke, it came through the car and skewered the driver, pushing the corpse back into the gas tank where the car burst into flames.

A co-worker back at the office later asked me about how the victim looked. I said: “He didn’t look very good.”

What travels through my mind at night while I am asleep, I really don’t know. Most of my dreams are trivial. Every once in awhile I will dream something bizarre, even somewhat scary even though I am not really afraid. It’s like this morning I dreamed of a creature that looked as a cross between a gila monster and a wolverine. It was very unfriendly, but only to the dog that was around us. It finally melted once I tossed water on it, like the Wicked Witch of the West in “The Wizard of Oz.”

No harm, no foul. No chickens, no fowl. I know that sounds like malarkey, and it is. Sometimes it just best to let sleeping corpses lie.