Shopping for a place to not grow up

From time-to-time I like to check out our local GI Sur­plus store here in Beau­mont. Granted, the store isn’t of the Col. Bubbie’s mag­ni­tude — which appar­ently sur­vived or came back from the wrath of Hur­ri­cane Ike in 2008 — but few mil­i­tary sur­plus stores I have seen match Bubbie’s level.

I like brows­ing through the var­i­ous mil­i­tary and para­mil­i­tary garb these days. Of course, they have camo cloth­ing out the wazoo at my local GI Sur­plus as well as the pocket-laden BDU-style pants the entire mil­i­tary and many of the country’s police are wear­ing these days. The store I vis­ited had a hot sale going on win­ter cloth­ing such as the big heavy foul weather coats and flight jack­ets. The prices weren’t bad.

But it’s some of the stuff not for sale, items on the hard-to-reach top shelf which really makes my trip worth­while. These items included var­i­ous guns, mil­i­tary garb and dec­o­ra­tions, a sled that was dropped from a plane for sol­diers trapped in the snow, and of course they have the mis­siles and the big gun out­side. One could almost imag­ine load­ing that sucker up and putting a few new pot­holes in the mid­dle of U.S. 90. Talk about may­hem! Of course, I would never do some­thing like that. That’s just fan­tasy all you NSA, FBI and other more local agen­cies out there scour­ing the Inter­net for trou­ble makers.

I sup­pose that vis­it­ing GI Sur­plus helps bring out the lit­tle kid inside us, inside me. I used to love going to these stores when I was a child and I still like going every once in awhile.

Grow­ing up with fam­ily whose lives were heav­ily affected by World War II, it shouldn’t be sur­pris­ing that one of my favorite pas­times as a kid was play­ing soldier.

I would be occa­sion­ally fight­ing the Krauts, espe­cially on the dunes of Alge­ria after watch­ing the “Rat Patrol” on TV.

But most of my war was fought on some name­less island in the South Pacific against the Japan­ese. That’s where a cou­ple of my uncles served dur­ing the war. My father also sailed in the North Pacific, to Rus­sia, and he used to talk of his ship endur­ing Japan­ese fight­ers on the trip to Vladi­vos­tok. I sup­pose some of the younger peo­ple, now par­ents, who grew up with­out any close fam­ily mem­bers who were sent to war might be aghast at such play. But then, what would you want your kids to pre­tend they are when they’re play­ing, stock­bro­kers? Bernie Mad­off perhaps?

You would think with such a back­ground and such a life­long fas­ci­na­tion with things mil­i­tary and war-oriented that I would have been a gung-ho type in the ser­vice. You would think wrong.

I was part of the Viet­nam Era-Post Viet­nam mil­i­tary and I guess, per­haps, I might have been a lit­tle bit of a stereo­type of that time. I would grow my hair, beard, mus­tache or any­thing else I could grow to the limit. I was a bit of a slob. But the thing was, I per­formed my job very well and my supe­ri­ors would let me slide on my appear­ance most of the time. It was all teenage rebel­lion as I joined the Navy in my teens. I was also touched by the anti-war move­ment. Some­times we were treated like s**t by the civil­ians and so I took it out on the estab­lish­ment. I know. It was kind of dumb. But I was lucky that I was so dili­gent in per­form­ing my job. I man­aged to escape Captain’s Mast or per­haps even the brig on sev­eral occasions.

The truth is, the mil­i­tary has been an impor­tant part of my life, espe­cially in the first 25 or so years. I was sur­rounded by World War II vet­er­ans as a kid. Later as a reporter, I inter­viewed many who fought in that war. Also, my Dad was in the Mer­chant Marine dur­ing that war. Two of my older broth­ers served in the Navy before me in the early to mid-1960s, one brother spent a tour in Vietnam.

So I come by my mil­i­tary fas­ci­na­tion  hon­estly. I also like look­ing at and fir­ing big things which go “boom.” I’m 54 years old right now, so I don’t expect to change. At least for that part of said intrigue, I won’t grow up either Mr. Pan.