The shocking secret life of our American president

And you thought The Donald had some kind of animal resting upon his head? Perhaps. But this picture shows the Trump in his element. Yes, it is an ermine, a.k.a. a short-tailed weasel. Yes, keep in mind, this is a weasel. Let’s call it Donald Trump. And let the Marine Corps Band strike up the Donald’s theme song: “Pop Goes The Weasel. (Thanks to a great federal agency whose initials are NPS. But, you know, Trump f***ers, it could be just about anyone. Maybe Steve Bannon, or maybe that walking d**k Stephen Miller.)