Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert asks a young soldier if he can have his pork chop.
What will happen in our big political soap opera? Will Mark Foley claim that aliens (from outer space — not from Mexico) made him send lewd messages to congressional pages? Will the entire Republican delegation from Florida reveal that they too are gay alcoholics? How many fat grams will Denny Hastert consume during the Foley scandal crisis? Stay tuned.