Why I write here about politics and other trivial B.S.

Hurricane seasons remind me why I mostly write here on a blog about politics and various other topics less given to blood and death.

Now during my first couple of years freelancing I happened to make a fair amount of money writing about the evacuations and aftermath of hurricanes for a large U.S. metro newspaper. I wrote a little about the Katrina evacuation but fortunately I didn’t get too involved in the sad carnage of that storm. Mostly I wrote about damage and about people starting over in the wake of hurricanes Rita and Ike.

Back to the season itself and its influence on my writing I think back to almost 33 years ago when I worked as a firefighter. I was working on a Saturday evening during a time that bumper-to-bumper traffic filled our local roadways, some 140 miles from the Gulf of Mexico, as coastal folks tried to outrun the storm.

My assignment at that station on that particular day was to ride the first-in pumper as well as driving the monster Gerstenslager panel rescue truck. It took some doing and a patient co-worker to teach me, but I finally learned how to drive the truck which like most of the other trucks we used operated with a 10-speed, high-low transmission. And to say the rescue truck was top heavy would be a great understatement.

Sometime that evening, oh say around 8 p.m. or so, we received a call from the police department hotline that we had a wreck out on the West Loop with fire and people trapped. My station officer, Tommy, and I jumped in our bunker clothes like it was our second skin and lit out in the old rescue truck. A fire engine was always on the scene of a rescue due to the likelihood, as was the case this evening, of a fire. The engine from 3 Station would be on the scene in probably two minutes after receiving the alarm.

This may have been the first time I drove a fire apparatus “hot” or “10-33,” meaning we were running in an emergency mode with lights and sirens activated. I remembered my emergency driving class from both rookie school and in my EMT course. The overriding theme was: “Look at the big picture.” I still try to do that while driving. The state trooper who taught both courses, this was a small town after all, said he never used emergency lights or siren because “no one ever paid attention.” But our policy was to use lights and sirens, even our big, door-mounted spotlight. Our training officer in fire academy taught us that spotlight was a good way to get driver’s attention. I flashed it from one side of the road to another as I was driving. I would later find the spotlight was a good mechanism for those cars with drivers who failed to notice a big red truck with lights blazing and sirens roaring. You flash that big light in their rear-view mirror and the car in front of you would pretty much always see you. Now whether the driver would pull over to the right as required by law, or they would pull to the left, or even stop right in front of you, was the big question. I had all of that happen to me at some time driving an emergency vehicle.

The 3 Engine had the fire out by the time we arrived on the scene. We had to battle thick hurricane evacuation traffic to get there, but we finally pulled up to where a Ford Pinto was cremated from the front seat back. As had been known to happen, and I knew well about this even though my first car five years before was a Pinto, a car rear-ended the Pinto causing the exposed gas tank under the car to rupture and erupt into flames.

Most noticeable when I surveyed the scene was a solid-black figure sitting upright in the back seat. Police on the scene told us the Pinto had been rear-ended in the stop-and-go traffic and when the car caught fire the two front-seat occupants were able to dive out the door windows. The young man who was the lone back seat occupant, about 18 or 19 years old, wasn’t so fortunate. He left our rescue task as, what they call today, a recovery.

There was plenty to busy me still while trying to wrap my mind around the fact a burned-up, dead body was in the car. I helped Tommy set up the Jaws of Life that our firefighter’s union had recently purchased. Tommy then let me pop open the driver’s side door so we could recover the body. There was, up close and personal, the body.

This had probably been the first human body I had ever seen that had died from something other than natural death. I can testify that the sight of a corpse charred is like no other one can imagine. They say you never forget the smell. I guess because I smoked cigarettes back then that smell was one of my least senses. Emergency workers are known for their black humor to help fight off the horror of what one sees and has to process in their minds. The victims are “crispy critters” or “barbecues” or “extra well done.” The families of victims would probably sue or try to have someone fired if they ever heard this, and they would be right to do so because this is something among those like us. It is called trying to cope.

I donned gloves and helped load the victim in a body bag and placed it in a hearse that soon showed up. I know larger cities have coroners who take care of such matters, but in smaller towns the funeral home comes out. The funeral director shows up in his dark, three-piece suit no matter what time of day. I used to think: “Jeez, what a well-dressed guy for such a glum occcasion.”

When we got back to the station, the guys knew or figured at least, that this was my first barbecue. The jokes then began. Tommy said: “Yeah, I got up there in the middle of it all and had my picture made with him,” talking about the body. Tom, the assistant chief, showed up. I don’t know the kind of horrors he had seen before becoming a firefighter. He was a Marine in the Pacific Islands in World War II and he had seen a lot. He gave me a meek, almost embarrassed smile and said: “Son, you got to laugh about these things.”

That body, all crisp with no real human resemblance — not to be cruel but it reminded me of a possum a bunch of us kids tried to cook one night on a camping trip and it just turned into burned animal — stayed with me in my sleep at night for several nights. Then it went away.

It would not be the first burned body I would see. I would view and help load into those black body bags a few more burned corpses during my five years as a firefighter. When I worked as a reporter I saw several more barbecues, not to mention shooting victims. In fact, I finally told my editor that I needed a change of scenery in the way of news beats. The last gruesome scene I came across as police reporter was just a bit too graphic.

A couple of Mexican nationals had gone to buy some beer and when they left the store, the driver took off a little too fast. The car he drove flew up on top of a pipe fence at a Central Texas ranch and the vehicle rode the top rail for a good 50 or so feet. When the car reached a weld in the pipe, the fence collapsed as did the car. The passenger was thrown clear of the wreck and survived. The driver was left another nightmare for me even though I never recalled dreaming about it.

The justice of the peace — our version of coroners in Texas but this one had quite the experience as he was one of the JPs at the scene of the Branch Davidian blaze — and I surveyed the body in the car. The judge figured out that when the pipe broke, it came through the car and skewered the driver, pushing the corpse back into the gas tank where the car burst into flames.

A co-worker back at the office later asked me about how the victim looked. I said: “He didn’t look very good.”

What travels through my mind at night while I am asleep, I really don’t know. Most of my dreams are trivial. Every once in awhile I will dream something bizarre, even somewhat scary even though I am not really afraid. It’s like this morning I dreamed of a creature that looked as a cross between a gila monster and a wolverine. It was very unfriendly, but only to the dog that was around us. It finally melted once I tossed water on it, like the Wicked Witch of the West in “The Wizard of Oz.”

No harm, no foul. No chickens, no fowl. I know that sounds like malarkey, and it is. Sometimes it just best to let sleeping corpses lie.

 

Rick Perry: Truth, lies and the Grateful Dead

It was, sort of, by accident that I stayed at a hotel on Saturday that was just a block or two from Reliant Stadium in Houston. That was where our Texas Gov. Rick “Good Hair” Perry was holding a semi-large prayer meeting. I say semi-large, the semi-official draw to the free event at the Houston Texans football home was about 30,000. That is about 15,000 less than Joel Osteen preaches to in person at the Lakewood Church at what was once known as “The Summit” and “Compaq Center” which is, I am guessing, about 4 miles to the northeast as the crow — or white dove– flies. I must point out as well that I once saw the Grateful Dead in concert in The Summit. It was during a break to buy a very overpriced beer during that concert that the sweet lady selling me the brew told me out of nowhere: “You don’t look like you’d listen to the Grateful Dead. You look more like a Merle Haggard fan.” Well, I told the sweet lady, I am indeed a big Merle fan. In fact, I once helped Merle get out of jail after he got tanked up on Lone Star Drafts and some unknown black tablets in a bar up in Cut and Shoot, in Montgomery County or Liberty County or wherever, and he shot out every light bulb in the place and then went to shooting out car lights along Highway 105. If you see a crease on the Cut and Shoot city limit sign, just about halfway between the city sign and a smaller sign pointing out that Cut and Shoot is “a NRA All-American City” that was where Merle missed when I took the Colt .45 from his speeding hands just after he fired his last shot.

Now, everything I wrote after I wrote “I am indeed a big Merle fan.” is a lie although I did stop once at a bar in Cut and Shoot with my good friend, now gone for more than a decade, Waldo.

I am getting off track here, but needless to say, Rick Perry didn’t fill up Reliant Stadium with his bunch of shady preachers. I did walk down to the Metro rail stop just outside Reliant to catch a train. When I returned to Reliant and the old fading Astrodome from visiting the Houston Fire Museum and a very cool eatery called Natachee’s Supper and Punch, a fellow wearing a bunch of pins and ribbons, told me to “come on.” He meant for me to come with to the prayer meeting and this fellow added: “I was down at 9/11.” I guess he saw my El Paso Fire Department cap that my friend Rene gave me. I was down at Gee Dubya’s Ranch entrance outside of Crawford on 9/11 talking to some nervous Texas State Troopers. I don’t really know if homeboy who was going to the prayer meeting really had been at the World Trade Center or there abouts on 9/11.  I have spent a lot of time around present and former military folks, both while serving in the Navy and as a writer who covered the military and veterans. If I was going to bet with myself, and I would probably lose at that, I’d have to wager that the fellow might have been at the trade center in his mind on 9/11. I remember getting back to the office that terrible morning after returning from the “Prairie Chapel Ranch” only to discover more than 300 New York and New Jersey firefighters were likely dead at Ground Zero. I couldn’t grasp that number because I once worked for a small fire department with only four stations, at the time, and a total of about 60 personnel.

"Severe Threat?" I heeered that!

Ricky, Ricky, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Ricky, hey Ricky

 

I bring up all this malarkey about lies and the truth and the good truth and the bad truth and the ugly lies and the ugly truth. And so forth, Kurt Vonnegut!

What Rick Perry was trying to do leading a prayer meeting at the Reliant Stadium is beyond me. I think he’s got a bad case of the “cutes.” He is trying to be the cutest presidential candidate what’s never yet run. “Oh I got to me drag this thing out and who knows, I might follow the footsteps of that reprobate George Bush? Eeeeeee. Well, that isn’t how Perry talks. But it should be.”

I have nothing against prayer. And Ricky Boy was not doing his prayer meeting on behalf of the Texas State government. Still, we don’t know all the details as to who is paying for his security and whether or not those Houston police officers or Harris County deputy sheriffs who were out there on Fannin or just off the South Loop directing traffic. But we do know from what Perry and his preachers said, that they were talking up a storm about our government, our national government.

Furthermore, I can’t look into Rick Perry’s heart, into his soul, and see how much of his talking was about his own spirituality and how much was motivated to bring in the “Holy Rollers” who might, at the very least, help Perry get enough support for the GOP vice presidential candidate. I can’t see into Rick’s soul just as I can’t look into “Ground Zero’s” heart.

Are people jivin’ us? Are they telling us little white half-thruths? Beats me. I could have followed Ground Zero into the “Conniption” or whatever Perry called his thing. But I walked on down to the hotel and rested my weary body.

I have talked face-to-face with Rick Perry on several occasions. Each time I looked at him, and asked him a question, it seemed as if I could look right through him. Beyond that hair, beyond that weathered face and beyond that Texas A & M cheerleader “good looks” — I probably should have erased that — I have seen nothing but transparency. I am not talking about transparency as in an open book, I am talking about transparent as nobody’s home.

Not from Benedict, but a thoughtful Catholic voice on Rick’s Old Tyme Religion Hour.

That is what I see in our coy boy governor who, in our Texas vulgar vernacular, I wish would s**t or get off the pot. Run for president. Run for dog catcher. Run for the border. Are you telling us the truth Ricky Boy? Would you know the truth if it slapped you in the face? I don’t know. I do know that if somehow Rick Perry, as close to nothing as anyone I have ever known, ends up being sworn in as president of these U.S. of A., then, I am going to need a change in scenery. A change in nationality.

That, my friends, is no lie.

What song is that you don’t want to hear?

My local daily news tells me a new burrito place is soon opening in Beaumont called “Freebirds” and another is soon to follow in nearby Nederland. The shop in Beaumont is taking over where Geo Burrito was located, which took over one of Novrozsky’s places which moved down the street in the Kroger shopping center at Folsom and Dowlen. Novrozsky’s is a pretty good local hamburger chain but I really don’t eat there much anymore since they seem to have given up making their great buffalo burger. I’ve never eaten at Geo’s, either at the aforementioned old Novrozsky’s or another ex-Novrozsky’s and ex-Geo’s on Calder and Lucas.

The reasoning for my not checking out Geo’s and why I likewise will probably not try Freebirds is because their style of burritos and other items are a little too tres chic for my taste. I like tacos and burritos that either come from a cart, or from a place where English is a second, or sometime third language. Or else, I like my own tacos and burritos that I have, well I don’t know if “perfected” is the right word, but have crafted over time. Others might not like those food items. But I do. If I want to make something for someone else I will make chili con carne, a great old Tex-Mex dish of which there is no right and no wrong. Or I will make some Jambalaya on the bayou me oh my yo.

Also, I am not too taken in by a place that is named for probably my least favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song. The only time I saw Lynyrd Skynyrd play was during their “Nuthin’ Fancy Tour,” on the best I can tell March 18, 1975, at the University of Southern Mississippi in Hattiesburg. A Wikipedia entry said “Free Bird” was on their “typical set list” for that concert tour so I might have heard them play it. I couldn’t guarantee that though. This would be during the time, also according to the Wikipedia, that “Free Bird” hit Billboard’s Hot 100 list at No. 19. Since all I had for a car radio was of the AM variety, back during that time while driving all around Mississippi or an occasional trip across South Louisiana back home for a weekend of Navy liberty to East Texas, I would hear “Free Bird” quite often. Ditto for a live version of “Free Bird” that peaked the charts at No. 38 in 1977. It is the same version that is played quite frequently on “Album Oriented Rock” FM stations or “Classic Rock” or whatever, played ad nauseum. The same song where LS asks: “What song is it that you want to hear?” and the answer is, unfortunately, “Free Bird.”

To shorten matters, I’ve long liked “Sweet Home Alabama,” “The Needle and the Spoon,” “The Ballad of Curtis Loew,” “Give Me Three Steps,” “Gimme Back My Bullets,” “What’s Your Name?”and a host of Skynyrd songs. It was quite a shock to hear, about 2 1/2 years later after I heard them in a great concert at USM, upon a beach in Guam from some “Good Ol’ Guamanian Boys” that Skynyrd lead singer Ronnie Van Zant, band members Steve and Cassie Gaines, the assistant road manager, pilot and co-pilot were killed on impact when their plane crashed in Mississippi.

I still like to hear the Skynyrd songs that I love to hear. I feel “Free Bird” has become a stereotype of the redneck Southern rocker who plays the song louder than it has a right to be heard on a stereo system that costs more than his 15-year-old pick-em-up truck does.

No, I don’t really like Freebird. I probably won’t like Freebirds burrito place either. I guess if someone, a guest, from out of town wants to try it, I will just to be polite. And I might like it. But I kind of bet that I won’t.

And, no the song I want to hear is “Sweet Home Alabama,” or perhaps “Give Me Three Steps.” Maybe even the Skynyrd version of the great J.J. Cale song “Call Me The Breeze.” I’d like to hear damn near anything by LS except “Free Bird.”

If you lose your ass in the stock market, don’t blame me

I was going to write about the economic slide that seems to have become even worse in the wake of the recent debt crisis, but I will instead leave a few articles by people who know more about what is going on than I do. Stop writing blank checks Obama? Give me a freaking break. Say those lines while $30 million a day has been lost over a shutdown affecting thousands of employees of the FAA and its contractors. While this matter now appears toward an ending, go right ahead and believe that this has to do with rural airports where few passengers fly when instead the problem’s roots has to do with the ability of aviation and rail workers to unionize. It’s much easier for the faux populists of the Republican Party to point at the waste of tax money at “itty-bitty” rural airports than have to explain all those complicated points of law involving federal agencies and multimillion lobbyists of Delta Airlines and the like.

So instead of my talking, let me let others do my talking for me on a day that the very solid financial site MarketWatch proclaimed of this horrendous day on Wall Street:

“Wholesale Bull Slaughter.”

First, a piece explaining why both Vice President Joe Biden and I think the Tea Party shows itself as a terrorist bunch, in this thoughtful piece by business columnist Joe Nocera of The New York Times.

Then, Jeff Reeves of MarketWatch writes about coming to terms with just how badly our nation was screwed by the Tea Party and the acceptance of the middling deal by the Democrats and President Obama.

Oh and Happy Birthday Barack. You may have had a happier 50th birthday than I did five years ago. But then, maybe not.

 

That didn’t take long

One of a few potential Republican Texas lieutenant governor candidates declared that she opposes abortion after another possible Lite Gov candidate called her out on the matter.

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Todd Staples said in a letter to State Comptroller Susan Combs that her position on abortion was unclear after Combs allegedly: ” … asked pro-life leaders to not oppose your candidacy for Comptroller because you stated it is a “non-policy office” thus your pro-choice stance and defense of Roe vs. Wade would not be a factor.”

Baseball legend Nolan Ryan, left, is statewide chair for Texas Ag Comm. Todd Staples' campaign for Lt. Gov. Too bad. But we still love ya, Nolan.

The dust-up of the two GOP rising stars was covered by Texas Tribune‘s Ross Ramsey as was the news that Combs had switched her position on Roe vs. Wade.

“Combs said flatly that she has changed her position on the abortion issue, moving from a “pro-choice, but not pro-abortion” position to opposition to abortions. “I’m unequivocal about it. I was wrong,” she said.”

No word has surfaced yet from the non-profit news site, headed by former Texas Monthly editor Evan Smith, as to whether the present governor will throw his unused hat in the ring for the GOP presidential race. Although the Trib’s stance has seemed pretty unbiased about Gov. Rick “Good Hair” Perry and a possible presidential race, it seems for all the world like the Austin-based and Austin-centric Website would love to see Perry run for the White House. Whether that is to get rid of Good Hair as the state’s longest-serving governor like many of us Texans would like to see or because it would give the journalists perceived access to another Texas president as some Texas journalists imagined during the Gee Dubya “Shrub” Bush tenure is unknown.

Texas Comptroller and possible GOP Lt. Gov. candidate Susan Combs, a big, tall, drink o' water of a gal. If she announces for Lite Gov. her slogan will be: Combs: Taller than most Hispanic men!

No words of speculation have been flying around a possible Texas governor’s race next time around. Could it be President Perry or Governor-for-Life Good Hair? God, I hope not. Even with Shrub as president or governor did I ever imagine this, but either of those choices with Perry? I might just have to move from my beloved U.S. of A. in the event of the first possible catastrophe and flee my even more loved Texas should the latter take please. Let’s don’t even think about the two right now as I didn’t sleep well as it was last night.