Rumsfeld: Act II. Curtians.


Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld decides to take charge of the Indian Army.

Donald Rumsfeld was the Secretary of Defense when I served in the Navy during the late 1970s. I can’t remember much of anything about him. Neither can I remember the older, “lifers,” as we called those career military people, cussing or discussing Rumsfeld. All I knew was he was somewhere up there in our chain of command.

That is not to say Rumsfeld didn’t do anything as Defense secretary back then. I just don’t have any Rumsfeld-specific memories. This is mainly because I was 21 years old or so during his tenure and I was more interested in having a good time than I was in national defense policy.

It is too bad Rummy didn’t quit while he was ahead because he has turned the U.S. military into a “clusterf**k,” to quote Gunny Sgt. Highway, the Clint Eastwood character in the 1986 film “Heartbreak Ridge.”

We will never know what Rumsfeld would or would not have done to the armed forces had not the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks taken place. Perhaps a reason would have been found anyway to invade Iraq. But Rumsfeld playing general in the so-called “War on Terror” has been about as disastrous as his trying to turn the military into a robotic, privatized force.

The military is at a breaking point. Yet Prez Gee Dubya, Rummy and pals remain in a “State of Denial,” a fact that we really don’t have to read the new Bob Woodward book of the same title to know.

Donald Rumsfeld needs to go. He’s should have never come back for a second tour of duty as Defense secretary. Bush probably won’t tell him to go, so Rumsfeld should do it on his own. Pack up. Leave the Pentagon. Go fishing. And stay the hell away from our military.

What in the world is going on?


I’ve been watching a little of the press conference held by Pennsylvania state troopers regarding the shooting at a small Amish school. Meanwhile, out West in Las Vegas, some schools are locked down while cops look for a teen with a gun. One has to ask, what is the deal with all these school shootings lately?

This type of thing seems to happen over and over again. It also takes place with different types of people who do the shooting and with varying motives. From where does all this sociopathic behavior come? Is our society really that screwed up? I guess to kids today, such incidents are a way of life even though they are thankfully uncommon. But I just don’t get it.

Even though I don’t get it and probably many factors are to blame, I’m sure people will find plenty of scapegoats to blame. Republicans will blame Democrats. Democrats will blame Republicans. Anti-gun people will blame pro-gun people. Bush will blame Al-Quida and will want to suspend habeas corpus. God only knows what kind of weird crap the good Rev. Pat Robertson will come up with.

What a wonderful world.

How many ways can you say "sheesh?"

It’s been a long day. I don’t want to talk about it and I’m positive no one else would want to hear about it. So, let’s just call it another week and start anew or start a new or start something or just have a cold one.

Save the Texas State Railroad


Despite a few hangovers that this train exacerbated, the Texas State Railroad still needs saving.

A lot of things have been on my mind lately and I have not closely followed the monetary woes that the Texas state park system has had. Funding the parks to in order to keep them up and running has been, at best, death sucking on a Lifesaver in recent years. This statement by the Texas Sierra Club’s Ken Kramer kind of sums up the history of the park funding mess.

In particular, I had not known that the future was so bleak for the Texas State Railroad.

The railroad operates vintage steam-powered locomotives and passenger cars that take visitors on a 50-mile round trip through the Neches River basin and some of the most beautiful forest land in East Texas. Passengers can board the train at depots either in Rusk or Palestine. It’s a genuine piece of rolling history and traveling on the train gives one a feel that they are back in time before Al-Quida, the TSA, cell phones, the Internet, Al Gore, etc.

My friend Waldo, before his untimely death more than seven years ago, had a camphouse on some 200 acres just across U.S. Hwy. 84 from where the Texas State Railroad runs outside the tiny town of Maydelle. Waldo along with me and a few of our friends would go to the camp — Camp Waldo — a few times a year for some drinking, telling tall tales and just generally acting out our inner yahoos. There were a few times on Sunday mornings, I would be awakened with a hangover from the lonesome sound of the locomotive whistle as the TSRR would be chugging by.

Once, I rode the train for a story I wrote for a paper I was working for at the time. I had written a column prior to that story about the train waking us up, although it really wasn’t that bad. The park superintendent to whom I was setting up the train ride for my story said the train crews had kind of been offended by my column — and the notion that the train had awakened us.

“They (the crew) kind of figured people should be awake by 11 o’clock on Sunday morning,” the then park superintendent told me.

We pretended to bitch about being awakened by the train. But in reality, at least for me, I thought life could be a whole hell of a lot worse than waking up to the sound of an ancient steam locomotive lumbering through the Pineywoods of East Texas. It turns out I was right, of course, Waldo died and his property was sold. Thus we (my friends and I) lost both a friend and a hell of a place to get away from whatever it was we needed to get away from at the time.

Yes, a lot of my reasons for wanting the Texas State Railroad to survive are sentimental. All the reasons are in fact. But it just doesn’t seem right to throw a piece of history and a chance to get out in the woods in the crapper.

A number of arguments could be made as to why the trains are a treasure. The railroad has been used for quite a number of movies, for example. Waldo told me of an experience in which he was somewhat annoyed involving the shooting of a movie.

Waldo said he was attempting to leave his camp one Sunday afternoon when he was blocked at his gate by a county mountie. It seems the shooting for the TV mini-series “Rough Riders” was taking place on the railroad across the road, so Waldo had to wait for an hour or so until the crew was finished before he could leave the camp. Oh well, such is the price of proximity to showbiz.

One may look right here to find out what efforts are being made to save the Texas State Railroad. Check it out. Sign a petition if you want. Go naked in front of the Capitol in Austin. (Why not?) The Texas State Railroad needs to be saved. We squander our past and our outdoors as it is.

Okay, just a few things about the T.O. saga

And then I will go on to something else.

As I said, I was not surprised Owens denied the suicide attempt if that was indeed what it was. But if he was less than truthful about the incident both Owens and his publicist could have just kept their mouths shut. Instead, at the press conference Owens had yesterday, his publicist basically called the Dallas Police Department liars, that the cops made up everything that was on the police report. As the Dallas police union president says, if the police did make it up then Owens and his publicist should file a complaint with internal affairs.