Enough fun for one hurricane season


Piles of chain-sawed trees make Beaumont, Texas, neighborhoods look like log yards.
The above photo was taken today, a good 23 days after Hurricane Rita came calling like a scorned, drunken aunt bent on mayhem. Big piles of brush and debris line curbsides all over town even though contractors removing it for the city are pretty efficient.

Most area schools kids are back in class today reading, writing and being their obnoxious little selves while many of their dads and moms are back at work.

“Normalcy.” That’s a word you hear a lot on TV news and read in the local paper. People are seeking normalcy in their lives. It is the most overused word around here since “closure.” But it is a perfectly accurate description of what many desperately crave after the storm interrupted the hell out of their lives.

Now there is a Tropical Storm Wilma out there headed for Yucatan or the Gulf of Mexico or wherever. It’s way too early to get a bead on it. As many of you will recall it was difficult to figure exactly where Rita was going to make landfall. First the weather forecasters thought some 250 miles southwest of me near Corpus Christi. Then each day the prediction seemed to bring it closer to the Upper Texas Coast where I live. It was only the day before the storm made landfall that there was confidence enough in where Rita would come ashore for local officials to order a mandatory evacuation. When it finally made landfall it turned out that where the eye came ashore was only part of the equation because the storm was so large.

It was ferocious as well. And the storm itself was really the only cool part of the entire experience.

Now I know how that must sound, that the hurricane was cool. A friend of mine who stayed here in Beaumont because of work and I had this conversation after I returned. And I pretty much agreed with her that the actual storm was quite exhilarating. My friend even characterized the experience as “fun.”

I actually slept for a few hours at my brother’s home before the most intense part of the hurricane made its way to us, 80 or so miles away from the coast. I think specifically it were the three electric transformers somewhere in the neighborhood exploding in quick succession that roused me from sleep.

Watching from inside the house the trees swaying and falling amid the driving rain was mesmerizing. We had a radio on but I couldn’t tell you what was said during those entire early morning hours. The constant roar of the wind also was most memorable. “I don’t think I ever have been so tired of hearing the wind blow,” my brother told me that morning.

As difficult as it was to see the damage just after the storm and even a couple of weeks later, I can only describe those visions as “awesome,” as in “shock and awe.”

We were visited by a force of nature that lets mortal man know he isn’t the only entity that can wreck large portions of the Earth. Whether you see it unleashed by God, or a higher power or just the cosmos itself, it’s one hell of a show. It’s like visiting nature’s amusement park for the thrill ride of your life.

Fun though it was, I still hope Wilma will go elsewhere. I think most of us along the Gulf coast have had about all the fun we can take for this year.

A little Sunday organizing

If you will look to the blogroll, stage right, you will notice I organized my links somewhat. I will add more or take away as the mood strikes me.

I no longer have the link for this blog’s comments. The reason is that I was getting too few comments so I couldn’t see a reason for having a whole separate blog dedicated for that purpose. If you want to comment, you still may e-mail me at the address above the Saline Soldier, and we might just discuss whatever it is that’s got your knickers in a bunch. Or we might not. You just can’t tell about me these days.

Another reason for discontinuing the comments blog is that I am considering doing something with it. Perhaps using it for a serious blog, or as serious as I can get. Great, just what the world needs, eh?

Tech wreck turkey neck


It doesn’t take a hi tech wizard to publish a blog. Any geek, lunatic, or ya-hoo can crank one out. I think I am a shining example of that.

I came relatively late in absorbing all of this technology that engulfs us. I say relatively late because I have known people who started using computers in their 80s. I started in my 30s and am on 50’s doorstep.

Certainly I am not loathe to admit that technocrap befuddles me. I don’t think I have gotten much past speed-dialing and maintaining an address book on my cell phone. I have had to learn more and more about computers as time progressed. But I still am pretty much in the category of techno-ignoramus, not to be confused with Uncle Remus. That is why today was a living hell for me.

I have just acquired a new (refurbished) laptop and a new (refurbished) digital camera. Hey, I’m a starving artist, I can’t afford all that expensive stuff. Combining heap more technodespair on me is the fact that I have a desktop operating system that is compatible with … itself basically. I won’t call any names but its initials are NT 4. I think I am about to change that. But in the meanwhile I had to simultaneously get my laptop and digital camera to, at the very least, introduce themselves to each other. So I spent a lot of time in tech support chat rooms this afternoon.

These people I chatted with online seemed very helpful, but sometimes I thought that maybe they were making up some of the stuff as they were going along. I suppose in their world everyone has the basic technological knowledge of a sixth-grader, which is better than I have.

Technology — like auto mechanics, carpentry, plumbing, all those good skills that would have earned me a decent living more so than writing for newspapers — seems tedious to me. I can removed a motherboard or a carburetor, but damned if I could put them back in the right spot. This brave new world is a little difficult for me sometimes in that respect. So if I happen to ask a dumb question that any sixth grader would know, try to realize where I came from technologically. And have mercy.

Always an attractive backdrop


President Bush talks to his new Video Army

Anytime President GW goes anywhere it creates quite a to-do. Of course, there are airspace restrictions, buildings have to be checked for bombs and people in the vicinity are screened to ensure they are not wearing attire that criticizes the president.

At the same time, the White House has found crowds of military men and women very receptive to his speeches. And why not? They have to support the commander-in-chief even if he is as loony as a March hare. Remember “Mission Accomplished” or Bush speaking to soldiers at Fort Hood or his speaking to more soldiers at Fort Bragg?

Bearing in mind the tulmult when GW travels and his success in using military personnel for his personal backdrop, the White House has created Bush’s very own Video Army. From now on, Bush will forego making trips to drab military bases or aircraft carriers but can still have a good-looking backdrop of soldiers at his every whim.

When GW speaks about Iraq, he will have his Video Army there to back him up. Harriet Miers? The Video Army is 120 percent behind the commander-in-chief. Social security? Anything the president says the Video Army stands behind.

The video soldiers may also lessen the need for back-breaking detail from senior members of his staff such as Karl Rove. That’s just in case Karl has other commitments in the future.