It’s not going so well for the Astros against the St. Louis Cardinals. The Cards lead 3-0 in the middle of the 3rd after the Astros squandered three on base with their best lumberjack, Lance Berkman. Sound the Despair Alarm? Why of course not. But if you can’t bear to watch, then play this drinking game:
When you hear “Andy Pettitte” have a shot.
When you hear “Chris Carpenter” have a shot and a beer.
When you hear “Bob Brenly” have a shot, a beer and another shot.
When you hear “A naked mime is running across the field and being pursued by the grounds crew!” Oooh. Time to sober up. Drink hot coffee, black.