No matter whether one turns left or right … and we’ll leave ‘er right there

Well, you know how it is once you get to surfing –‘Let’s go surfin’ now, everybody’s learning how, c’mon and safari with me’ — on the old Weborooskie. Pretty soon you’ve gone from one side of the street to clear across the Chihuahuan Desert on out and over Pacific Beach.

It all started with a drive to work one morning last week. Here I am on Willow at North streets in downtown Beaumont. Here the road is one way, and three lanes from Interstate 10 all the way through downtown to old U.S. Highway 90 a.k.a. College Street where it would run into Waterfront Park on the Neches River did its route not stop at Main Street. There it is surrounded by the somewhat modernity of the City Hall and the BPD headquarters catty cornered across the street. Then there is the much more elderly modernity of the Beaumont Public Library.

Sometime in the past few years they closed Main Street between the privately-owned, LaSalle Corrections-run Jefferson County Downtown Jail and the Jefferson County Courthouse. Also that little street there included the old entrance to the Port of Beaumont.

Excuse me, but I went a way too far. I waited for the car in front of me to turn left on the red light as a traffic light stopped the cars on Willow. Beaumont doesn’t have what I would call an overabundance of one-way streets. That would certainly be the case as compared to Waco. That city where I worked for seven years and lived for six and a half years must have been laid out by an engineer who had a strong taste for something strong. That is even though the always battling pamphleteer William Cowper Brann, or Brann the Iconoclast, who at the time was perpetually at war with Baylor University and its Baptist supporters. This at the late 19th century saw Brann as one of the most popular writers in America. Brann, who used to call Waco “Jerusalem on the Brazos,” was involved in a 1898 shootout on the streets of Waco near the present day city hall. Brann died from his gunshot wounds, but not before pulling a gun and shooting his assailant, a rabid Baylor supporter named Tom Davis.

Speaking of city streets, Beaumont still has its one-ways: Laurel and Liberty which run from downtown to form what is now Phelan Boulevard. The boulevard runs past the goats and Miller’s Discount Liquor on its way to the West End. Pearl and Orleans also run in opposite directions downtown. There are others going one way.

Am I ever going to get to my tale about stopping at North on Willow? Why yes, since you asked. The car in front of me was signaling left as it stopped there at the one-way North. The traffic signal was a plain red light for us folks headed only one way, which was south. No red with an arrow pointing left. So why didn’t the car in front of me turning left? Well, because it was a case of ignorance of the law. And you know what they say about that. So, you ignorant son of a Ditch Witch, why didn’t you turn?

“Oh I didn’t know you could turn left on a red light.”

To be honest, you can’t turn left on every red light but:

 “A left turn on red is allowed when the street you are on is one-way, and the street you are turning onto is also one-way (to the left, of course).  Makes sense if you think about it– it’s just a mirror image of a right-on-red,” this says Brian Purcell, a.k.a. ‘The Texas Highway Man,’ who has an excellent blog about  the ins and outs of Texas highways.

I am not sure if this is still a living blog, but it has a lot of great information.

Something else I found that may not be as interesting when trying to find Texas highway 411. But if you, for some perverse reason, have an interest in Texas highways and byways, then go here and view this collection of Texas highway maps dating back to the 1940s. It is quite amazing to see the growth that has occurred in some areas. For instance, the booming white-flight city of Lumberton to only eight or so miles away to the north of Beaumont on U.S. 69, 96 and 287.

In the early days you would see hardly any municipalities on the map between Beaumont and Silsbee. Eventually, you would see “Loeb,” or which I knew as “Chance-Loeb,” in the 1960s when we would drive that road between Beaumont and the Pineywoods where I grew up.

Today, the U.S. Census count puts Lumberton as the largest city in Hardin County at 11,943. Silsbee, once a thriving mill town and perpetually Hardin County’s largest town, now stands at a population of 6,611. Kountze, where I once lived (actually my mail was received there–I lived in an unincorporated community called Beaumont Colony between Lumberton and Kountze), is the county seat and has a population of 2,123.

Interesting, yes? No? Well, it was to me although it might be hard to follow. What this essay should teach one and all is that it is difficult to discern where a road might take you and whether one should turn right or left on red.

I think that is what it should teach you, anyhow. But what do I know, right?

 

 

It will be a cold day in May before I …

“May Day, May Day, May Day … “

It was 68 degrees about an hour ago at the Jack Brooks Regional Airport in Nederland. That is about 15 miles southeast of Beaumont. This is May 3 and here I’ve been on the Gulf Coast near the Texas-Louisiana border freezing my cojones off. I don’t have to give that, “sure it’s not Montana,” speech. But it is only 3 degrees warmer here than in the often-shivering spot where my dear friend Sally lives, a place called Pittsfield, Mass. For those of you unfamiliar, Pittsfield its bordered by Vermont to the north, Connecticut to the South and New York to the West. And to the East? Why just the rest of Massachusetts.

What made it less than tolerable today was the steady northwesterly wind. Shiver me timbers and me box o’ Cheerios!!!

Speaking of cereal, I’ve got to get something to eat. I don’t feel like cooking. It’s a long story why. But with food inside me, I’ll feel something better. Aye matey? Here’s to a good weekend, a fair wind, following sea and a Derby full of dough on your favorite horse.

“Weep no more, my lady … ”

 

A visit to the clinic with an art showing on the side

“Lo and behold!” That is what I said this afternoon while awaiting my meds from the pharmacy at our local Veterans Affairs outpatient clinic. No epiphanies usually jump up and slap the heart-worm medicine out of the dog that is my soul. I have been accused of being a sick puppy. If that is so, I would figure the illness which would be dogging me (sorry) might run toward some psychiatric affliction.

I don’t know what the hell I am talking about, in reality. I am not a dog. I don’t have heart-worm. And I don’t have canine psychosis. I have enough on the health end of the spectrum to keep me too busy to sit around making up imaginary dog diseases. Poor sick puppy.

Back to hold and below or whatever. Parked out under the clinic portico was about the coolest car I have seen since my friend Blake drove his father’s Rolls Royce through the bumpy and manure-littered cow pasture road leading to the farmhouse I rented in the East Texas countryside. And that was a while ago.

Watch out! Art on wheels!
Watch out! Art on wheels!

I don’t know what one would call it. Well, “Honda Accord” for a start. But the toil and trouble put into this plastered and painted auto made it some kind of keen collage of rolling steel. From the “Hot-rod Era” to the 50s sex-kittens such as Monroe, for this “Hollywood Daddy-O” (Sorry, I haven’t mastered my iPhone camera and plus it was a day in which my essential tremors were shakin’ harder than Ol’ Pop down at the corner malt shop.) Even local sights from our fair city’s American Graffiti past were represented, as below.

Rolling history of Southeast Texas.
Rolling history of Southeast Texas.

I have to mention here that the photos (from top to bottom) of the Calder Avenue Pig Stand in Beaumont (Texas), now closed, and the sights from Vidor and Beaumont’s, may be copyrighted. I am sharing these pictures here under the Fair Use Doctrine. Look it up if you so desire. You really should read it if you are going to post pictures online. Oh, sorry for the headlight or whatever that is at the Pig Stand. That’s the photo though.

Studying the exhibition, I linked up with the artist. He turned out to be a 64-year-old Air Force veteran although he looked somewhat younger, even with whitish shoulder-length hair and beard to match. I believe his name was Dave. Sorry, I could just say I have problem remembering names. But I was so taken with his work that the car art overtook any profundity the artist might have exclaimed. It wasn’t a boring conversation, I really enjoyed the talk. But art is where you find it.

I happened to have found it at the VA. And it was free and close up and cool.

 

 

 

 

 

Watch out Beaumont, Texas, “Cops” is coming to town

Attention all bad boys: What ya gonna do?

The Beaumont (Texas) City Council silently voted to allow the long-running “reality” TV show, “Cops” to film local police for the next eight weeks.

Yes, “Cops” will follow Beaumont police officers around while exposing a few of the more than several dregs of society the city has to offer. Perhaps the show will get a good shot of police flailing the hell out of a “perp.” In case you don’t know, at least here, a perp is a black or Latino between the age of 18 and 60. No, I’m just kidding most of the cops here don’t do that any more. You know them civil lawsuits get expensive the more times they get filed.

I had some hopes for the Beaumont PD leadership when Chief James Singletary took command in October 2011. I have been personally disappointed about a couple of things the police did to my displeasure, but I will not mention them.

A few things do appear somewhat better though. It seems less wrongful use of force has been called to our attention. At least on the outside this police administration also seems to do a good job connecting with the media and the public. They send out news releases which are the very same ones that the local TV and newspaper receive and rewrite verbatim or make the release sound dramatic, somewhat, on TV. The local media has not, at least in the last several years, made any effort to investigate stories on their own. That is unless it is something that the white, wealthy or semi-wealthy, minority are up in arms over. For instance, we have the case of the black electrician who allegedly stole $3 million — I say allegedly even though he was convicted — from the Beaumont school district. I use the form of alleged because it may be more than that amount which was stolen or he might have a successful appeal.

The asshole who shot and killed an elderly woman from Newton County in March 2012 at the Jefferson County Courthouse, Bartholomew Granger, was convicted just this afternoon in Galveston. He also wounded a couple of others including his daughter, whom he also ran over. Sweet guy. He will probably be executed.

I mention that because that was about the biggest crime story around last year, that I can remember. Of course, “Cops” don’t need a big shootout to film. They can watch the Beaumont police bust some knucklehead, with his pants halfway down his ass, for a chunk of crack — cocaine that is. Or they might film some meth heads, all without shirts, being swept up in a commando-style raid in which the meth guy’s 3-year-old daughter ends up going to Child Protective Services. Sad. Yes, we’ve seen all this before. But we have not seen it in Beaumont on national TV.

One sight you will be sure to see is some good ol’ boy with his big belly hanging out from his wife-beater and as well as hanging a ways over his jeans. This ol’ boy might have two teeth at the most and a southern drawl. But what the hell? It’s good publicity for the department and a morale booster for the police officers, says Singletary.

The city has spent a considerable sum of money to spruce up areas of town. Tourists are coveted here by the local convention and visitors bureau to take in our museums, old houses, Gator Country and the birthplace of the oil industry. “Texas With a Little Extra” is the motto du jour. Or maybe that should be “Texas With a Little Extra Crime.”

Country says goodbye to Ol’ Possum Jones: Virtuoso of honky tonk blues dies at 81

George Jones died early Friday in Nashville at the age of 81. Such a common name for an uncommon man. Still, probably more than most people would know that this was “the greatest male vocalist in country music.” Untold thousands would just as easily recognize his nickname: “Ol’ Possum.”

“I had an album out with a side view of me with a crew cut,” Jones said in a 2009 interview on theBoot.com. “I was very young, and my nose looked more turned up, and I’ve got little beady eyes so I guess I did look like a possum! So they both laid into me and called me ‘Possum,’ and it got everywhere. There was no way I could stop that, so (I thought) I’ll just have to live with that!”

And live with it, he did. Though Jones informally lived with other names such as “The King of Broken Hearts” and “No Show Jones.” Through it all, from childhood to a tormented life of substance abuse, George Jones was a true blue country icon. He was admired by his peers as well as by younger performers of different genres such as the Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards and new wave pioneer Elvis Costello. This long form obituary in today’s Nashville Tennessean explains why those from different styles of music were such devotees of Jones. This is also likely one of the best tributes, warts and all, you will find of Jones on this day of his death.

Photo: Public Domain via Wikipedia
Photo: Public Domain via Wikipedia

Jones was born and raised in my part of the world. Some biographical pieces say he was born in a log cabin in Saratoga, Texas. Other bios said he spent his youth in Beaumont, where I now reside, picking and singing on a street corner for change.

The city of Vidor, Texas, also claims Jones as one of its own. Vidor can be found a short nine miles east of Beaumont on Interstate 10. One only has to cross the Neches River bridge, a.k.a. the “Purple Heart Memorial Bridge.” A movement started in the 1990s to name the Neches River Bridge after George Jones. Folks thought it was a good idea. The city council of Beaumont voted for it as did the Jefferson County commissioners. However, the vote had to be unanimous with county commissioners from Orange saying “yea.” The body voted “nay.” Jones said however the sides voted, he was just honored to be considered. But apparently some of Jones exploits must have burned some bridges in Orange County. Or perhaps Jones just wasn’t Holy enough for Orange County, a county in which residents in places such as Vidor have for years tried to live down reputations for being reputed Ku Klux Klan strongholds.

Before Possum set out for the Marines and eventually true stardom, he got his introduction to the record world at radio station KTXJ (1350 AM) in Jasper, 58 miles up the road from Beaumont. Coincidentally, KTXJ was the nearest radio station to where I grew up. Back in the day, it played both kinds of music: country and western. But Possum was long gone from KTXJ before I ever heard a radio broadcast.

Oddly enough, I was never a big George Jones fan. I understand why he is considered such a huge star, he was perhaps the best “song stylist” ever in country music. He also put so much pain in his sad songs that you thought he was going to break into tears and so much energy into his lively songs one might think he would explode. I did like a number of his songs though: “The Race Is On,” “White Lightning,” “She Thinks I Still Care,” among them.

Still, I understood that this man George Jones was a troubled man. Yet, he was a character and one who reminded me of the people I knew who were “known to drinks a bit” when I was growing up. The difference being they were just town drunks and Jones was a star.

So, from near your former haunts from many years past down here in Beaumont, we bid you a “so long” Ol’ Possum. Maybe someday we can name the freeway after you.