A word before that cold ass operating table …

Tomorrow morning at 8:15 I will undergo surgery to have my torn knee meniscus cartilage repaired. I have been through an ordeal over the past two or three months dealing with some significant pain as well as experiencing some unwelcome foot-dragging between my surgery clinic and worker’s compensation folks.

I, for one, am happy to get this done. Well, not really happy. But you know what I mean.

Today has been a total pain in the ass dealing with my work’s computer help desk in Washington. Those people are just unbelievable. I know most computer call centers are a blight on all mankind — whoa, I guess that’s a bit harsh. Need I just say I am glad my workday is now over.

Hopefully, all will go well with the surgery. I always worry a little, and I think it is prudent to have a little concern, to undergo general anesthesia. I suppose as long  as I wake up with no major problems then everything will be cool.

So until later, ta.

Crime and medicine: Duo subjects for budding sports journalists

The role of a sports writer has seemed to widen each year. The media, and I would say rightly so, has reported in recent years on criminal escapades of athletes at all levels. Depending on how forthcoming the sports media are about developing stories on “student-athlete-criminals” the consumers of said media may be delivered crime stories ranging from jocks at the junior high to professional levels.

As is the case with most crime stories a person need not be arrested, tried or convicted  to have one’s name end up on the pages or on television in relation to some criminal misdeed. And if one is a prominent athlete, or just an athlete in some cases, or a celebrity a conviction is not always needed to rate coverage. Take the example today of Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson. Jackson has been shopped as of late by Philly front-office types. Reasons range from work ethic, or lack thereof, to temperament. The latest rap is that Jackson allegedly has ties with gang members. One such alleged gangsta, a rapper named “T-Ron,” has supposed connections to the notorious L.A. “Crips” gang. Such thin allegations involving Jackson says little as for his involvement, innocence or guilt. What does give rise to suspicions is that the Eagles have so intensely shopped Jackson who came off the previous season with big numbers and a big salary to boot.

Writing about such allegations takes no specific training as a journalist or sports writer. Perhaps these scribes would study their libel courses very well before engaging in publishing stories heavy with accusations and light on facts. To do hard-nose reporting on criminal escapades committed by a ball player and his friends requires a bit of training, if only OJT.

A second type of specialty reporting in sports news falls into the field of medicine. I thought of this having heard earlier on the radio that Houston Rockets guard Patrick Beverley was supposedly diagnosed with a torn meniscus in his right knee after an injury during the Rockets-76-ers game last night. Always sunny in Philadelphia, huh?

Deeper reading will probably find some journalist with a knowledge about such an injury, what it means, and how surgery might impact Beverley and his team on the Rocket’s path to the playoffs. I first heard this story earlier in the afternoon on Houston ESPN 97.5 “The Blitz” program. Hosts Dave Tepper and Houston Chronicle columnist Jerome Solomon ran down the Beverley story and how it could result in Jeremy Lin starting in place of the injured Rocket. These radio hosts made an interesting observation that former Knicks phenom Lin has as his strength these days playing from the bench. Whether this means  Lin can step up, of course, is a good question. Where Tepper and Solomon could have used help is in having someone with even the slightest bit of medical knowledge concerning the injury suffered by Beverley.

I know I could provide a little information about that injury. As a result of a medial and lateral tear of the meniscus cartilage, I have been ordered by my doctor to stand no more than 2 hours per day. This has gone on for a bit more than a month and a half due to a reexamination into my worker’s compensation case. I just learned today that surgery for my torn meniscus has been authorized so there is the possibility I might have an arthroscopic meniscus repair sometime next week. I have been and am ready to get it over with and hope it will help. Perhaps I can become an expert on such injuries. At least I might have more knowledge than I was given today on the radio. That isn’t slamming Tepper or Solomon. Such journalist or commentators aren’t expected to be lawyers nor doctors. They just need to know where to find one. And that’s my point.

If one has a dream of becoming a sports reporter, then legal and medical issues are the types of subjects which sports journalists are expected to encounter these days. My piece of advice is, if such subjects aren’t approached at some point in the first couple of years in J school, then I would suggest you find courses into which one may learn these issues. Basic criminal justice of the kind reporters require should be taught in news writing intro courses. If not, then sign up for an actual criminal justice class. You will likely find in those classes some would-be cops or actual LEOs who might add to your knowledge, that, in addition to what one learns in class. Medical classes are something of which I am not so sure. I learned my medical knowledge through EMT training in which I was certified for 10 years. I also dated a couple of nurses. (Pause.)

At the very least, talk to an adviser in your school’s nursing program. No telling what you might find there. Anything is better than nada, someone — I think Doug Sahm — once said.

Number 2,495 and still going …

Welcome to post no. 2495. Five more and that will be … five more. Will I still be sitting here waiting on surgery or will I be in post-op world for 2,500? We shall see what we shall see. Best I can do.

Daylight Saving Time. Here we are back at Central DST. The days stay light during the summer until almost 8 p.m. I used to like it, a lot. I have not had the opportunity to enjoy it much in more recent years. One thing I have noticed about DST today more so than in past time. Time seems to speed right on by.

That’s about all I have to say about things today. Time has sure sped by. I look up and it’s time for the evening news. Now isn’t that a quaint little thought?

 

 

Nothing to talk about except my upcoming knee repair

It is no shocking news. But it is also news that does not cause one, especially me, to jump for joy.

I speak of knee surgery. I expected that my knee would need surgical repair given the kind of pain I’ve experienced along with the “popping” sound and often swelling seen. The time and date has yet to be determined yet my surgeon said that it needs to be done right away.

My problems aren’t a full-blown “blown knee” as you hear of in reference to some athletes. I do have both medial and lateral tears to the meniscus cartilage, the menisci being two crescent-shaped pads of tissue that disperse friction between the femur and tibia (a.k.a. leg bone and shin bone.) These type of cartilage can also be found in other areas of the body including the acromioclavicular joint or AC Joint, in the shoulder. My MRI likewise showed that a bone bruise is present in the medial tibial plateau. Although that plateau seems like it might be located somewhere in the highlands of Nevada, the medial tibial plateau is the area at the top of the shin bone, where that bone intersects with the femur. The bruise, the doctor explained, happens due to the wear and tear — no pun intended — of the menisci.

The MRI also showed a grade 1 strain of the medial collateral ligament, or MCL, the inner ligament in the knee that you hear so much about when used in relation to a hurt football or basketball player. Fortunately, a grade 1 strain is the mildest of three injury grades of the ligament.

There are a number of different arthroscopic techniques that orthopedic surgeons may use to make such repairs to the knee. It is usually a fairly short-in-duration surgery, relatively speaking, and is done in an outpatient setting. I will be under general anesthetic during the surgery and in recovery for a couple of hours. The first week afterwards will hopefully be spent laying in bed and not crying out in pain too much. I will be doing phone work during weeks 2 to 4. And, hopefully, I will be back up on my feet for more than just two hours in late March. I plan to keep writing so do not fear, EFD will (I hope) will be here.

Waiting for my diagnosis. What a perfect time for rampant hypochondria!

Unless you are some kind of Sadomasochist nut case you probably don’t enjoy reading about others’ aches and pains. Well, that is, unless you are looking for some kind of medical condition that you have. Believe me when I say I’ve been down that road before.

If one is prone to hypochondria, heaven help you, the Internet has the material for you. It seems that the access to this material could bump up your worries on health to a whole ‘nother level, something to near what is actually a real syndrome called “Medical Students’ Disease.” From the Wikipedia, a very worthwhile place to make everything a bit worse, is an explanation of the disease:

“Baars (2001) writes:

Suggestible states are very commonplace. Medical students who study frightening diseases for the first time routinely develop vivid delusions of having the “disease of the week”—whatever they are currently studying. This temporary kind of hypochondria is so common that it has acquired a name, “medical student syndrome.”

When I began studying for my EMT license, I found myself with such a phobia. Every time I would get a random gas pain I would think I was having pancreatitis or appendicitis or some type of -itis. Eventually, as I met other EMTs and nurses and other medical professionals, I would get them to admit to temporarily experiencing this hypochondria. Of course, I had a doctor who was a hypochondriac. Well, maybe he wasn’t filled so much with hypochondria than a medically-induced gasconading. The doctor was always one up on you in his back and cervical spine problems. I had a laminectomy, he went temporarily paraplegic. And so forth and so on.

I have noted here that I have been having knee problems of late, that I believed to emanate from a fall on all fours onto the pavement. After more than a month of walking around on a right knee with light to extreme pain, I finally went to a knee specialist who believed I might have a torn cartilage. The pain has intensified for the last few days and I lost a bit of sleep for at least two nights. Yesterday I finally had an MRI in which the technician put some kind of cap on top of the knee and I hurt like a sonofabitch the entire time. Good I said only that “I hurt like hell” in reply to the tech asking if I was okay. When I went into the next room to get the pocket items that had been locked up, this little bespectacled little girls in pigtails was sitting on a chair and said with a smile: “I hope you feel better.” Awww man!  I don’t know whether she was about to get a MRI as well, but I was actually kind of shocked, disarmed, as some would say.

Today, rather remarkably, my doctor’s office — this was a worker’s comp injury so I didn’t go to the VA — called and said my results were back and the doctor could see me in the morning to go over them. Well, I started hitting the internets, looking at and imagining what it is that is my problem that has caused so me so much distress. I just can’t wait for the doctor. Got to know, now! Figure out what I can do if it’s this or that. Will it require surgery? How long will I be laid up? Is it even worse than I imagine?

Well, all I got to say is “stay tuned’ because if I don’t know, I doubt any reader is going to know unless it’s a guess. Or else they are hacking my computer and looking to see what’s wrong with me before I know. And I got this other pain in my right side and my hair on the top of my head is gone and … Oh well, I shaved my head, didn’t I? But then there is this numbness …