Cut the 12th grade? Maybe so in Utah

Forget cutting teacher pay raises or even laying off teachers when the bottom line comes calling. Utah State Sen. Chris Buttars, a Republican, sees school districts ridding themselves of buses and the 12th grade.

In less desperate times such an idea may seem nutty. But with an economic crunch from a hard-hitting recession, people tend to listen to just about any idea that might save money. So Buttars believes a disappearing act for school buses and a pesky 12th year or school would net that state, which wants to cut education funding by 5 percent, about $300 million a year.

Are such cuts ridiculous? I couldn’t tell you. I’m sure a case can be made either way. Maybe yes, maybe no. I can only give you my personal testimony which can either be used as food for thought, or fed to the dog under the table.

First, let’s start with kindergarten. I never went to kindergarten. Texas school laws require that kids who turn 6 years old as of Sept. 1 must attend the first grade. I turned 6 almost two months later than that date.

I remember Momma took me to some kind of orientation for parents and kids entering elementary school. It was “elementary” school then but I don’t think it was too far from those days when beginning grades were called “grammar school.” This was in 1961. Wow, it’s hard to believe that was almost 50 years ago. Of course, there was no Internet back then. There was barely television where I lived some 60 to 75 miles from the area’s TV stations, although we received them with a tall antenna on the old house.

At that gathering my Momma was informed that I was too young to attend school, although I could attend kindergarten. The preface above is that it is difficult for me to believe that my mother didn’t know that I was too young. After all, she was a brilliant woman who worked for county government. But maybe she wasn’t aware of that because she had been busy raising five boys and the fact that she did work. I also don’t know why my parents didn’t opt to send me to kindergarten. I don’t remember, though, being upset over attending.

During my senior year I took two classes that — even though they may have not been all that crucial — turned out to be the most important classes I had in high school. One was English composition with Miss Miller. The other was civics with Mr. Davis, our school superintendent and who had hired my mother by that time as school tax assessor.

Prior to my senior year the practice ended allowing those in the 12th grade “study halls” or basically what were free periods for those student not needing more credits to graduate. What luck! I was assigned two classes not of my choosing. One was a first period physical education course and the other was Algebra II.

Fortunately, I was put into what was essentially a co-ed P.E. class. Coach Simmons, our teacher, had a girls’ class during that period and there were about five boys including myself who were assigned because we had nowhere else to go. Coach had his hands full with the girls so the guys were left to roam the area of the football and P.E. field or field house. We would lift weights if we wanted to or would occasionally play softball with the girls if we chose. It wasn’t very productive educationally, but it was okay by me.

The advanced algebra class, on the other hand, really brought out the rebel in me. I wasn’t at all pleased we could no longer have a free period so I just took a book into that class each day and read while class took place. I had made all this known to the teacher. I suppose she really couldn’t do anything since the class wasn’t required although I had to attend it. At the end of the year the teacher made a deal with me. If I passed the final I would get a “D,” which was (barely) passing. I think I squeaked by with a D and got a D in the course. Looking back, I don’t guess it is something to be proud of but also I am not particularly ashamed of it either.

My other classes that year included “homeroom,” which was basically a social hour to gab with my friends. I also had yearbook staff, which was fun. My final class was general business. I don’t think it was of great benefit even though I did the work and passed. However, it was a fun class because Mr. Weaver was a cool guy who let us joke around.

English composition and civics turned out to be essential classes in my career as a journalist as well as during my stints as a government employee. Neither class had been required. The two classes which I was made to attend but were not essential for my graduation except for being made to attend, as was the case with the rest of my senior year at school, which served only in improving my social skills.

I won’t say my senior year was worthless because it certainly wasn’t. It was the best year I had in all 12 years of school. That is because of the two courses which turned out as beneficial as well as the social aspect. I have to add, that socialization in school can be of tremendous importance to those students such as I who tended to be rather timid during my younger school years. (I still tend to be somewhat introspective, although much of it is because certain types of people now just tend to piss me off! Call it my curmudgeon phase.)

Had I chose a different path in life, say in science, my senior year and perhaps even the three other years in high school would not have been much of a help. It would even have been largely a waste of time insofar as receiving an education to prepare me for college and a career. After four years in the Navy and a year of just working I began the four years it took me to get a bachelor’s degree. I ended up with a 2.8 grade average over all despite half of all my semesters were spent on the Dean’s List with a 3.0 or better. That’s not summa type but not bad for both working and attending college full time.

A 12th year of school was added in Texas only in the 1940s. Compulsory education laws today are still more aimed at age rather than grade, unless you happen to be enrolled. Even now kids can graduate early. But the whole argument of what a 12th grade is worth is much more than just academics alone. This is especially so if you look at extracurricular activities and aspects such as the life of parents who these days are more likely to both work.

As for cutting school buses, that is even more distant a thought for me than eliminating the 12th grade. Many schools already contract bus services, thus eliminating equipment and costs for drivers and mechanics. Getting rid of buses altogether though, I don’t know.

If my voice were important to this debate about to happen in Utah over the 12th grade, I would have to say that maybe a 12th grade need not be mandatory. Perhaps the state could just let the parents decide whether their kids should attend a 12th grade  if the student has completed enough credits to graduate in the 11th grade. It might not save nearly as much money although it might cause a few dollars to be saved. Then again, I don’t live in Utah, I live in Texas. And I am quite happy about that.

It's miserable just about everywhere

My friend Bruce sent me a picture-perfect photo (is that redundant is that redundant is that … ) to remind me that almost everyone in the contiguous United States has experienced some sort of crappy weather this week. I don’t know if you consider a snow as crappy. I don’t know that much about what North Texas has been experiencing but surely the record-busting snow hitting D.C. this week got to the crappy stage.

Here along the Texas coast we have just been receiving rain, rain and more rain. Snow is forecast in our “suburban” counties tonight. That’s kind of joke, but it’s not. Just a couple hours north may be receiving five inches of snow overnight. Once again I have to remind people who think it’s no big deal that as far down in the “lower 48” as we live, it will sometime go years without snow and when it does, some of that “white stuff,” as the TV people call it, rarely sticks. For some reason I always think about cocaine when I hear the words “white stuff.” I don’t know why.

This type of weather inevitably leads to the right-wing’s assertion that global warming doesn’t exist. I won’t bite. Needless to say, if you have been reading about global warming through the years — yeah 25 years ago I didn’t believe it either — you will find convincing scientific evidence that Michael Jackson died a white woman. That  has nothing to do with global warming, of course. But neither does one snow storm make the argument for or against global warming more cogent.

The best thing to do when the weather is cold and snowy or raining is to make something nice and steaming to eat, like buzzard a’ la king or possum under glass. Oh sorry, that was for cold days in Bug Tussle, of the Beverly Hillbillies fame.

Seriously, make some chili or some stew. Wiggle your ears until they’re blue. Drink a toddy or some tea. Kick a ball with your knee. Go stir crazy. Watch some movies. Or better yet, make rhymes out of everything you say. See how long ’til they put you away.

Who is their captain, Commander Queeg?

People complain about “Nanny this and nanny that these days.” Well how about this? The Nanny Navy.

Some sailors who go ashore on liberty while serving in the 7th Fleet — generally defined as the Western Pacific — are finding themselves subject to strict rules and having to file plans that include an authorized liberty buddy if they plan to drink, according to the Navy Times.

Sailors in the six lowest enlisted grades, three of which are non-commissioned officers, on board the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Kitty Hawk must have a detailed plan about what he or she plans to do and must have it approved before going on liberty. This includes off time in Yokosuka, Japan, the ship’s homeport. Incidents involving some of the ship’s company led to a rule that senior personnel should be given a phone number by the off-duty sailor where they may be reached or physically seen. This includes those who are married.

There is just so much wrong with this that I am not going to go on about it. Read the article yourself. But if you find yourself agreeing with the knee-jerk response by senior officers, imagine being a young sailor on liberty in a foreign port, or WWPD? (What Would Popeye Do?)

It makes me wonder if the Kitty Hawk’s captain isn’t Cdr. Phillip Francis Queeg, the tyrannical skipper played by Humphrey Bogart in “The Caine Mutiny.”

Super football; not so great commercials

Last night’s Super Bowl was super. I’m not saying that because I rooted for New Orleans. It was perhaps the best football game out of maybe a handful of Super Bowls I have watched since SB No.I.

The way I came to that decision was realizing that the game was just flying by. I’d look up and all of a sudden it was the 2nd quarter. It was the half. The Who, I don’t care what anyone says, they are great — even for 12 minutes. Then came that fabulous onside kick by the Saints at the start of the 3rd quarter. When cornerback Tracy Porter snatched away a pass from the Colts’ spectacular quarterback, Peyton Manning, and ran it 74 yards for the end zone, the deal was sealed.

The TV commercials, for which all those years I would watch a Super Bowl that sucked, were not all that great during this one. Probably the most memorable one will be the Snickers ad with ancient actors Betty White and Abe Vigoda. Like someone once observed, just saying “Abe Vigoda” does something to you.

I am happy the Saints won for the people of New Orleans, for the Saints fans and for me. That joy is kind of tempered by learning later in the night in a text from my good friend in Arkansas that her dad passed away after a long bout with cancer. I didn’t know him that well but when your friends hurt, well, I can empathize since I lost both of my parents within nine months of each other.

I don’t know how to end this. Sometimes you can do it. If I was under deadline I could do it. But I’m not and and I can’t. So I’ll just say bye for now or something similar as this.

(Sorry, the latter phrase is from a song by Traffic called “The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys.” It was written by the late Jim Capaldi and Steve Winwood when they played with the group in 1971. Winwood — who sang the song — also performed his 1986 solo hit “Higher Love” at the Super Bowl VIP Pre-Show Sunday. The performance was broadcast during one of the CBS pre-game shows. Here is the MTV video — Warning: May be short commercial before the video, but it’s worth it. Trust me. I never lie. And I’m always right.)

Who Dat fever: Riding the bandwagon with no remorse

Edited version: I missed an “I.” It’s XLIV instead of XLV. And 44 instead of 45. But what’s a year or two among good Romans? And, if there happens to be any Indianapolis  fans out there, here is a little tune to get stuck in your head while the Saints are winning.

This year, unlike many years before, I am pumped up about the Super Bowl.

What is this, the 42nd National Football League championship, or XLIVif you like the NFL’s Roman numeral version? I am sure there is some reason why the NFL has used Roman numerals all these years, but I don’t know why and don’t care. I just know that I probably haven’t really looked forward to watching the Super Bowl — for football and not the commercials — since probably No. XX. That was when Mike Ditka’s wacky bunch of Chicago bears, including Jim McMahon and William “Refrigerator” Perry as well as superb running back Walter “Sweetness” Payton played and beat New England.

There is some irony in that particular game as it relates to XLIV. That game was played in the Louisiana Superdome, home of NFC champs the Saints. Also, the Bears’ defensive coach, who said that the team had wasted its draft pick earlier that year on “The Fridge” Perry, was none other than Buddy Ryan, whose son, Rex, was head coach of AFC championship loser New York Jets. Buddy Ryan is a whole ‘nother story in itself. All the ties are like playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, only its not.

Wonder if the referees stopped at Best Buy in Beaumont on the way to Miami?

But yeah, I plan to be in front of the TV starting about 1 p.m. Sunday to catch all the hype leading up to the game. That is because of the New Orleans Saints. I suppose I have been rooting for the Saints since they returned to play in the Superdome after the devastating Hurricane Katrina. I know that isn’t being a fan for very long in their 40-something year history, but after all, they really sucked for so many years.

That sounds rude, I know. But I am not the only one on the Saints’ bandwagon who is riding along and doesn’t, frankly my dear, give a damn what anyone says.

I saw the evacuees from Katrina pouring across the Texas line into my area of Southeast Texas. Then, they had to evacuate once more as Hurricane Rita pounded just about the easternmost fourth of Texas. Even though I was 80 miles away from the Gulf during Rita, it was “hurricaning” outside. Then came Hurricane Humberto in 2007, which I slept through. Next was Hurricane Ike the following year which I watched for most of the night as it whipped through Beaumont.

Fortunately, I didn’t suffer much from any of those storms except for the lack of electricity for a number of days. But my neighbors in Southeast Texas  and Southwest Louisiana did, some greatly. So you might say my cheering on the long-suffering Saints was a matter of “hurricane-related empathy.”

It is going to be a more difficult task to root for the Saints too, because they are playing the Indianapolis Colts. I like them as well. Or rather, I like Peyton Manning, who many think IS the Colts. But I will not have near the difficulty in loyalty that Manning’s family will. Dad Archie, of course, was the Saints quarterback in the bad old days. Thus, Giants quarterback and Peyton’s brother Eli, and non-pro football brother Cooper, all have ties to the Saints. So did Petyon. Rick Reilly, the ESPN Magazine scribe who is without a doubt one of the best sportswriters around these days, wrote a piece on ESPN.com the other day about the Manning family’s dilemma. It sounds damn near excrutiating, not only because of their family ties to New Orleans and the Saints, but because of what it means for the Saints to be playing in the Super Bowl after years of failure and then Katrina.

“In summary,” wrote Reilly, “you must either have had your heart removed by corn tongs or be in the Manning family if you’re not pulling for the Saints.”

I couldn’t agree more.