Houston VA: Ve Vant to see your papers!

If you are going to the Department of Veterans Affairs complex in Houston beginning Wednesday, July 29, you better have some official VA identification — either for employee or patient.

Houston VA officials said in a press release hot off the mojo wire this afternoon that all vehicles entering the complex will be stopped and occupants will be required to show some form of  VA identification. Required is a VA identification badge, VA parking tag, veteran identification card or an appointment letter.

The massive ID check for the busy complex which includes both the VA Regional Office and the Michael E. DeBakey Veterans Hospital is an attempt to reduce unauthorized  parking at the center, which is located in Houston’s busy Texas Medical Center.

Anyone who has ever been to the Houston VA hospital can appreciate the difficulty in finding parking, especially in the mornings. This seems to be a problem at many VA hospitals. But such an identification check does raise questions. If the check is at the entrances to the center, what effect will it have on traffic, especially those cars headed on Holcombe Boulevard in the mornings for the many different Houston hospitals? What about the veteran from Podunk, Texas, who left his appointment letter at home, 100 miles away? What about the veteran who is going to the VA for the first time to enroll for services and has no ID, only his proof of military service? Finally, what about the many veterans who are not going to see this little notice because the majority of the news media, especially outside Houston, are not going to report such information?

It kind of makes you wonder. But hey, I did my part. If you have any questions, call the Houston VA police through the main hospital number, and good luck getting through. It can be quite challenging to call someone at the Houston VA hospital. Then again, patience is a necessary virtue for VA patients.

Better living through chemistry

Perhaps it is the prescription drug that is fogging my mind but I had forgotten that the phrase “Better Living Through Chemistry” actually paraphrased the slogan Dow Chemical used for many years: “Better Things for Better Living…Through Chemistry.” Either way the better living part all depends on how that chemistry is used. At the moment,  the chemistry in my brain that I am using as the doctor told me to has left me a bit on the wobbly side.

I was prescribed the drug gabapentin, commonly known as Neurontin, yesterday for what my doctor suspects as some kind of neuropathy, or nerve pain that has been causing both of my feet to hurt and become numb after what I think is limited use. I will have some tests to find out for sure if neuropathy is what I’ve got, I’ve got, I’ve got. Sorry I was thinking about a song. I’ve lost my train of thought. The train has left the station. Anyway, the point I am trying to make — so poorly — is that right now, clarity is not exactly my middle name. Of course, it never was.

Nevertheless, whatever  you do when you get prescribed a drug, don’t read about it. It will scare the living hell out of you. This one I am taking has a whole  host of possible side effects short of a condition known as hot dog finger. The most disturbing is this warning issued by the FDA for this entire class of drugs which were originally used in treating epilepsy. The notice, which warns of an increased risk of suicidal behavior,  kind of makes my cottonmouth and however you describe how I am feeling look insignificant.

And my toes still hurt. It’s time for flip flops.

The road to good intentions is paved with, well?

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Congress — on occasion — passes laws that have some good or at least a good intention.

One would hope, at least, some good intentions spurred lawmakers to add riders to the Defense Authorization bills in 2008 and 2009 which expanded the ability for veterans who are not in uniform to render a hand salute.

In the past, only members of veterans service organizations who wore their organization’s official headgear were traditionally allowed to hand salute during the National Anthem, according to an article on Military.com. Veterans and other civilians not in uniform  — likewise a tradition — normally place their right hands over their “hearts” in lieu of a military-style hand salute for the playing of the anthem and other flag-related activities.

Thanks to an amendment in the 2008 Defense Authorization Act retired military members and veterans can now give a hand salute whenever the U.S. flag is raised, lowered or passes.

A 2009 amendment to that fiscal year’s defense bill allows out-of-uniform military personnel and veterans to render a hand salute during the National Anthem.

Now the growing number of people in the U.S. who have no connection whatsoever with the military and even some veterans themselves might wonder why would such a law be passed?

The answer is that there was  obviously some sentiment among veterans and military retirees, not to mention some of the powerful veterans organizations, for codifying such a practice. Why? I don’t know. It seems as if the law lacks some practicality insofar as enforcement is concerned.

Let’s say you are at a high school football game. The National Anthem is played and the colors are presented on the field by the local Junior ROTC drill team. You, the veteran, are wearing a big pair of horns on your head because your team is the Longhorns. Now do you do the hand over your chest or give the military hand salute?

Okay, say you give the hand salute. A local cop sees you comes over and starts grilling you about being in civvies and giving a military-style salute. You say it’s legal now. The cop said he never heard anything about it. You say: “Trust me.” The cop says: “Okay. I’ll trust you if you can show me some ID proving you are a veteran.”

Now one might think such a request would be easy. But it isn’t necessarily all that simple.

You, the veteran with the longhorn hat, spent your four years and got out of the service. You have your DD-214 form which proves your service — somewhere — although it is not on your “person,” as the cop who questioned you might say. You didn’t retire from the service so you don’t have a military retiree ID card. You don’t go to the VA for health care so you don’t have a VA identification card. You don’t belong to the VFW, American Legion, DAV or any other veterans organization. Basically, you are SOL to use a good old military acronym until you call up the county clerk in the next state where you filed your DD-214 after getting out of the service and ask her to send a copy to the local authorities.

Now that scenario about the ball game and the hassle by the cops and all the trouble is a lot of hyperbole. Heck, I have no idea as to whether there even is any enforcement mechanism in laws which let you honor the flag with that sharp, five fingers (if you got ’em) salute with the tip of your index finger next to the right eyebrow.

If I ever gave a military salute, it would probably be in a situation in which other veterans might do the same thing, say at some kind of veterans program or maybe a funeral with military honors.

Personally, I have always thought the hand salute is pretty cool. It is a sign of respect unlike so many others, which carries with it non-verbal cues aimed toward the object or individual one is saluting.

For instance: You salute an officer you don’t know. You are saluting his position and authority. You salute an officer you do know and like. You are saying: “Hey, what’s happening bud?” without being insubordinate. You salute an officer you know and don’t like. You are saying: “I respect your rank. Now chuck you farley.”

So just remember when you see a civilian saluting the flag or during the National Anthem that Congress gave this man or woman the right to wear their civilian clothes and give a good old military-type hand salute, one each, because of the sacrifice these folks made for their country. As to whether they are really veterans, I guess you’ll just have to take it on faith. Or ask to see some ID, at your own risk. You certainly wouldn’t want to get gored by those horns.

One giant leap for coffee

When Neil Armstrong took those first historic steps on the Moon I was a 13-year-old securely tucked behind the “Pine Curtain” of Southeast Texas. 

Things were fairly slow filtering through the cultural walls juxtaposed between the Old South and the Southwest. Yet due to the wonders of that little black and white box known as television, I was able to see Armstrong take those first few steps and proclaim mankind had taken a giant leap.

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The world is pretty scary for kids. It is even more full of consternation for one entering into puberty. Given the context of the times — 1969 — the world made exceptionally less sense.

A war was raging in Southeast Asia. The assassinations of Robert Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr. were fresh in our minds. All kinds of  radicals lurked about. Less than a month after the Moon landing the so-called “Tate-LaBianca Murders” would take place and we would get a glimpse of that wild-eyed sociopath Charles Manson.

So, that man — specifically American man — had landed on the Moon for the first time was quite a respite for me from all the weirdness that was life.

Much has happened since that day, 40 years ago today. I am 53. Life is still strange and not all that much clearer in meaning. I am sitting here about to publish something over what’s called the Internet. My cell phone is sitting nearby. And then there is Starbucks.

Our last president up and decided we need to go back to the Moon. I never totally understood why we ever left. Perhaps it was a political thing. I suppose it is less easy for nations to get into a snit over territory when  one talks about something floating out in space as opposed to a base built on a natural satellite.

So now we talk about going back. But it appears that won’t happen until 2020. That’s about 11 years or so. It didn’t take that long to get there once we made up our mind to do it. We should have already been on Mars by now, one would think. Now people are bickering over whether we should go back to the Moon or travel to Mars. Maybe we should just bypass Mars altogether and land on Saturn. It looks a lot cooler what with the rings.

Wherever we, mankind, ends up going in space we will probably settle it and exploit whatever resources the body has to the best of our abilities. You will also probably see a Starbucks located at each and every pod on the planet. Grande Caffè Latte anyone?

"And that's the way it is."

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Walter Leland Cronkite Jr.

           1916-2009

Legendary news broadcaster Walter Cronkite died today at the age of 92.

I have spent most of my life as a news junkie and part of that time as a journalist. Walter was perhaps one of the ultimate news people during my lifetime.

He was Uncle Walter. The “most trusted voice in America” as President Obama has just now called him in a statement.

Cronkite is another one of those folks who was born elsewhere but had the fortune to have grown up in Texas.

So many important moments of the world and of my life that I remember were reported by Walter’s authoritative voice: The killing of John F. Kennedy, Armstrong and Aldrin being the first to land on the moon, and his summary of how Vietnam was a failed American policy.

Walter was obviously no blow-dried airhead that has given TV news such a bad rep in recent years. Hopefully some day, we will be given real reporters again who also anchor the news like Walter. Some are getting there. All should strive to do better.