The anatomy of a great country song: From the dirty streets of LA

A few minutes ago I came across an interesting story in The Wall Street Journal. Now that in itself may seem unusual if you are familiar with my writing. Since the Journal became a part of Australian-American right-wing mogul Rupert Murdoch’s empire, I read the paper’s website even less than I did than when it was just a right-wing paper in its own right. But I have to admit the paper has some very talented writers and the story I came across is an example of that stable.

Writer Marc Myers penned an interesting look at the anatomy of a country hit made within a very short time period by singer, C & W legend Merle Haggard. The connection between the WSJ and a Merle Haggard song is the entertainer’s scheduled appearance on the Grammies come Sunday. The tale is of how his 1982 hit “Big City” stemmed from Haggard returning to his tour bus from a recording session only to find his bus driver and childhood friend Dean Holloway stewing over some thought. Haggard learned that Holloway hated the “dirty old city” of Los Angeles where they were. Hag tossed his friend a piece of paper and asked him to take out his discord on that paper. Within less than an hour, said the recording star, the song was written that would become his 28th No. 1 single.

I have long been a Merle Haggard fan since his hits started playing our radios back in the 60s. I never knew what to make out of “Okie From Muskogee,” whether it was a piece of satire by Hag or if that was his sentiment back then. I have heard many other Haggard songs and his views expressed in interviews that made me think, if that had been his views, they had changed somewhat over the years. People do change, after all. I remember singing some of those songs with an impromptu group of my brother John on piano, me and a young man slightly older than I — the son of the town’s cobbler — whose taste ran more toward black gospel. The music sounded okay and it was fairly loud enough to drown me out. The effort seemed to please our audience of nursing home residents. They’d probably have liked anyone to play.

Haggard said in the article that his lifelong friend, who also became his bus driver, passed away a few years ago. But he once told Haggard that he had earned — after Haggard split the song credits with Holloway down the middle — around a half a million dollars. Not bad for an afternoon’s discontent.

 

 

It might snow. It might not. It might sleet. It might not. I don’t care. That’s for sure.

This will be as short as possible. I am on “hump day” of my annual leave — or vacation or however you would like to say it — and truly embracing some “do nothing” time.

There is a possibility of freezing precipitation tomorrow evening and going into Friday morning, according to today’s forecast (Jan. 22, 2014) by the National Weather Service office in Lake Charles, La. Yes, Lake Charles, the place with the high bridge over Interstate 10 and the gambling casino boats along the Calcasieu River. If my memory serves me, the Weather Service for the Southeast Texas was once at the Jack Brooks Regional Airport, what the airport was named back then I can’t remember. Then I think it was moved to Galveston. I don’t know, what I say might just be smoke coming from my ass.

The local NWS office “Discussion” about the area’s surface, marine and aviation weather is where one goes for a look at what the area forecasters are thinking about what is ahead. For our little spot during the winter weather slated for tomorrow, thus says NWS meteorologists:

USING A VARIETY OF PCPN TYPE FCSTING TECHNIQUES…AND LEANING QUITE HEAVILY ON THE TOP-DOWN METHOD…A MIX OF ALL MODES OF PCPN…LIQUID…FROZEN…AND FREEZING IS POSSIBLE FROM THU EVENING THROUGH THE DAY ON FRIDAY. THERE ARE STILL DIFFERENCES AMONG THE VARIOUS MODEL MODEL SOLUTIONS…BUT THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THINGS THAT STAND OUT AMONG THEM ALL…WHICH IS THAT LIFT AND MOISTURE WILL BE BETTER TO OUR WEST…AND THERE WILL BE A DRY LOW LEVEL LAYER TO CONTEND WITH. AT THIS TIME…GIVEN THE PROGGED QPF AMOUNTS…IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE WE ARE IN DANGER OF MEETING OR EXCEEDING WINTER STORM WARNING CRITERIA…AND IN FACT…EVEN AN ADVISORY LOOKS UNLIKELY FOR MOST OF THE AREA. TEMPERATURES FRIDAY MORNING ARE FORECAST TO BE IN THE LOWER TO MID 20S…ONLY RISING INTO THE MID 30S DURING THE DAY.

Click on the above if you want definitions of the jargon. But this says that, for where I live in Jefferson County, coastal, Texas, it is doubtful any significant winter precipitation will occur. But for our subtropical area or the country it certainly should be colder than a well digger’s shovel.

Nevertheless, these weather service chaps leave themselves an out. They’ve prognosticated a 30 percent chance that sleet and/or snow may fall somewhere in the Lake Charles forecasting area. This ranges, for your information, from extreme western Hardin County, Texas, to Alexandria, La.,  to the west of New Orleans and south to the Gulf of Mexico. This is given with the proviso that weather does not generally obey imaginary boundaries such as county or parish lines.

And so too, the Texas Department of Public Safety will not be caught with its “Texas Tan” — replete with blue stripe with red piping — pants down by the release of a blanket travel advisory of this state. Texas, you might know, has  a length north and south by some 800 miles and nearly 775 miles east to west.

 “DPS is asking drivers to use extra caution on Texas roadways as an arctic front moves into areas of the state. Drivers may encounter freezing rain, sleet or snow is some areas, which could create extremely dangerous driving conditions,” said DPS Director Steven McCraw. “As always, Texans should continue to monitor the changing weather conditions in their area and prepare for any expected hazards.”

Further, said McCraw, several state agencies are standing by should their assistance be required including “Texas military forces.” Military forces? I knew DPS had its own swift boats, but military forces? Isn’t that a bit over the top? Couldn’t he have just said the National and State guard? Oh well.

Whether rain, sleet, snow, hell or high water, I plan for the remainder of my week off to mostly sit around or lie fast asleep catching up on a year or more of rest. Excited? Who’s excited?

What went wrong with the Texans? Will you find out or not?

What went wrong?

The question isn’t a reference to any large public safety failure like the West, Texas, explosion or the Boston Marathon terrorist bombing. No, that is the query I ponder with a few minutes to spare before work about something not nearly as serious. That is, if one doesn’t consider the future season of a favorite NFL team as a serious matter. I suppose that considering all the threats to safety in the immediate future and that down the road in this world that would be a no. How the Houston Texans do in the 2014-15 season isn’t all that heavy. But certainly to those who make hundreds of thousands of bucks in the pro football world, it probably means quite a lot. Not that they’d be reading this.

So, my argument is important to a select group of people — the fans and worker bees of the NFL world’s Houston team.

The Texans, as I don’t need reminding, went a miserable 2-14 last season. It is actually a real mystery to many in the football world as how a potential Super Bowl team for this season ended up at the bottom of the heap. This is to differentiate between Houston and this year’s Kansas City Chiefs who went worst to first, at least in regular season, under the tutelage of besieged former Philadelphia Eagles Coach Andy Reid.

What went wrong with the Texans could be witnessed each week in their last 14 dreadful games, many of which were lost within a single score. QB Matt Schaub would throw confounding pick sixes. Backup QB Case Keenum, fresh out of the University of Houston, looked promising as Schaub was benched later in the season by now fired Coach Gary Kubiak. Unfortunately, Keenum looked as if he was off his game a number of times, appearing to aim his passes toward the fans.

A frequent problem, as in years past, the Texans couldn’t buy their way into a red zone touchdown. Plus, the team would often settle for field goals when they should have found a way across the goal line.

Dynamic duo running backs Arian Foster and Ben Tate left their respective seasons early with injuries. Backup back David Johnson provided promising looks, although his turning those into touchdowns was left lacking.

An October surprised the Texans with the loss of star linebacker Brian Cushing, the victim of an knee injury a year after a season-ending ACL tear.

Oh, and kicker Randy Bullock had a barely-passing season with kicks that would have been good had they been made inside the uprights.

Some stars still had above-average years, speaking of receiver Andre Johnson and J.J. Watt. Sad to say, this isn’t baseball where individual contributions often trump team effort.

Adding to these breakdowns in the Texans game plans was a season in which Kubiak suffered a mini-stroke and in which defensive coordinator’s Wade Phillips’ stint as interim head unfortunately did not change the Houston team’s fortunes. Phillips also lost his father, legendary Oilers and Saints head coach Bum Phillips. Both of these seemed to cap a terrible season rather than providing a cause. Like many other fans — that’s what I am — I was  sad to see these two great guys go.

So what for the next season? New head Bill O’Brien brought success to Penn State’s dark times in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky scandal. But can he brighten the Houston Texans’ future? And will a No. 1 draft pick bring life to the team with the possibilities of NCAA QB prospects Johnny Football, Terry Bridgewater or defensive end Jadeveon Clowney? Or will the Texans go for a known NFL entity?

Well, why are you asking me. Questions, questions.  I just ask questions — at least for now — plus I have to get dressed and shave my head for work. So, stay tuned.

Thanks to the women who, literally, picked me up

I have tried to write something for some 30 minutes now and eventually chose to hit the “Draft” button. I thought I’d do a shorter version.

This afternoon I took a tumble from a higher-than-average curb and fell to my hands and knees to the pavement. If I had done this 30-something years ago it wouldn’t been much more than a chuckle. But it’s not 30 years ago and I no longer am 30 years younger.

A couple of very nice and very attractive young women, having emerged from their SUV with horrified looks, helped me up as I could not do so myself. What wonderful ladies those two were. So if you helped an old guy up from the pavement in front of Schlotszky’s in Port Arthur or Nederland (Texas) consider yourselves thanked. It was humbling because I felt, for a minute at least, rather helpless.

I have road rash on my left knee. I am beginning to hurt just about everywhere. My neck, which has for a number of years has been in a state of F**kedupedness is hurting. My hurt is hurting!

I must go now.

Adios and Aloha

A picture tells a tale which memories enhance

Kind of a cool dreary Southeast Texas winter day lingers outside. If one had a reason to go outdoors a windbreaker or T-shirt and shirtsleeves would likely be comfortable until the dark of the day begins to appear when a more noticeable chill arrives. Inside, my thoughts turn to the countryside. In actuality I am thinking about the follow up picture to the one on the header of this blog.

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It is the one pictured here in the text. Say hello to “Casa del Loco!”

I have no idea exactly who came up with the name. It was likely Bruce. It could’ve been Suzie or Waldo. It might have been me. Whether it was named, imperfect or not, the Spanish translation will come out as “Home of the Madman,” “Home of the Crazy” or “Crazy House.” At certain times when I lived there and even when I didn’t, the translations fit.

The photograph isn’t the best. I took it with my point and shoot digital the closest I could behind the fence. Although a car appears to adorn the “front yard” as well as some furniture — that couldn’t be better but later on that matter — the house appears vacant.

I won’t go into the history of the place, other than that relating to my living there. My friend, Waldo, lived there for about eight months before he moved to Dallas. If we all knew that he would live only 16 more years before being felled by cancer, we probably would have partied a bit harder had that been humanly possible. I was still in that dual life as full-time fireman and full-time college student when I moved into the place in 1982. I would leave the place about to graduate and take another job about two years later. For a variety of reasons I left that “post-graduate” position, working for a regional council of governments in northeastern Texas, about a year later and would move back to this little house in the East Texas Pineywoods region. That is to say I only lived in the little house for some three years total. It seemed, though, like many more years than that.

This was the place where I honed my passion for solitude. Don’t get me wrong. The place would sometimes see around 200, mostly college students, out in the yard sucking up three kegs of beer simultaneously. Oh, and the furniture I mentioned: We burned it on bonfires.  That is why the yard as it appears today — still likely just a patch of occasionally mowed grass meeting unimproved pasture — would have been just right for the old days at Casa del Loco.

But some of my most favorite days were spent there with only three or four people, and mostly by myself. Oh, and two different dogs and a cat at different times of my occupancy. The white cat just appeared while Waldo lived there and I inherited it, as did I (re)inherit my small black dog Pedro. The funny little, supposed, black Lab and Irish setter mix eventually just went away and never came back. Same with Man, the cat. When I moved back there in 1985, I took in a much larger, half great Dane, half Doberman, named Cochise. This dog two would later be passed in custody to my friends who eventually moved to the Casa. Cochise would also do that “old Houdini” though from a different residence. He was a handful but like the other animals who shared my place, was a great companion.

I have written about the dogs and the parties and all the fun we had out there on the 200-acres “farm.” Really, it was mostly pasture for my landlord’s herd of cattle. Once a year, a passel of “cowboys” would appear on horses with dogs and herd the cattle all over the place, even next to my house. Then they would load up the ones they needed to and away they went. The cows were never pets for me although I spent a great amount of time watching them. There were the times that the cows would be right up to the yard chomping away on God-knows-what kind of flora with an egret or two perched somewhere on the unbothered bovine.

The days of solitude varied, my mind concerned with thoughts of my humanly connections: Loves lost, the deaths of my parents, money woes, joy, accomplishment. It seems the great outdoors provides one with a wide bulletin board with which to pin your pros, cons and otherwise.

Sometimes, though, I would just marvel on what was before me. A little spring not a long distance from the house had already eroded a Grand Canyon in the miniature. And I wondered how long it would take before that red clay to displace more of the farm before the landlord took some action toward this erosion. Knowing him, he probably never did.

Things like the toothache tree next to the house, or waking up to a rumble between someone’s dog and a doe deer in the pond were among the many natural puzzles for my mind to work when sitting around in the quiet. Though we didn’t see it, my friend Rick — who just visited on Christmas Day — and I were once drinking beer on the porch when some guy in some kind of auto failed to negotiate a curve on the nearby road. It turned out the driver had also been drinking beer. Maybe that’s what saved the guy from injury or death.

Were there a good reason for it, I think I might could become a pretty decent hermit. Life on the farm, while kind of laid back, was also a place where one might be alone and not worry what the world thinks about it. I have come to miss the country life. After all the years without it makes me wonder if it is something I should strive for again. Age and the situation one find themselves in all are characteristics of what guides your life at a certain period of time. We shall see what happens. Meanwhile, memories can be pretty sweet.