Taco Bell did not purposely poison diners with E. coli. We apologize for the error.
No, no, wait! The above is not an apology because I never said anything about Taco Bell and a connection with E. coli. But a lot of people ARE heading for the border.
Actually, I corrected the headline that I wrote today. The headline has been corrected, I think. If not, sorry about that. I tried. Or in the words of the poet, Merle Haggard: “That leaves only me to blame ’cause Mama tried.”
Note from the proprietor: The lovely tacos above are courtesy of Jane M. Sawyer who graciously shared her photos on morguefile.com. I doubt that they are tainted either though I am not a U.S.D.A. inspector, so what do I know? Anyway, thanks Jane.