The Kroger across the street has these five balloons tethered high above the store and swaying in the wind. They are bright yellow balloons, hard to miss. Two thoughts cross my mind upon seeing them some 50-to-70 feet into the sky.
First, I wish I had a decent rifle because it would be great fun to pick them off even though it probably wouldn’t be any great feat of marksmanship.
My final thought is that if I had a rifle to shoot down the Kroger balloons I would want to have sufficient money to extract myself from jail after the deed is done.
What is one man’s fun is another’s misdemeanor.