Mannequin talk

“I don’t have to move to be stunning. I may be a plastic woman but I am the kind of plastic woman who doesn’t melt when exposed to extreme heat. I am cold as ice. I am sizzling hot. I want … your money!”

“Ahhh. This I cannot stand, this poverty. I am so poor I must grow my own shoes. I have a date tonight and my shoes are not yet ripe. Please excuse me while I water my shoes.”

Right guy: “It is I who am a very pretty, pretty boy. I will be a very pretty boy for a very long time.”
Left guy: “I cannot understand what you are saying because I am so very pretty. Nothing else exists in my mind except my exceptional looks. Did you say something?”

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