My friend Mary who lives in the Virginia suburbs of DC sent me a list on Facebook I have yet to read. It isn’t that I dread reading it, rather it is simply a manner of wanting to get my daily blog posting completed before engaging in other worthy pursuits.
Lists such as “25 Random Things About Me” on Facebook are all the rage these days or at the very least they are being covered to death by the media. If you want to beat a good horse to death, take it to the news media, believe me because I’ve been there and there are no better beaters.
Never let it be said that EFD is not on the cutting edge of pop culture or what passes for it. This especially being the case when I don’t have a particular topic in mind on which to blog and I have other things I would like to be doing at the particular moment. So,
25 Things I Need
1. An icemaker
2. A 2 x 4
3. A piece of string 6 3/4″ long
4. A jackalope
5. A CD of Scandinavian folk music
6. A regular Tuscan Turkey sandwich from Quiznos
7. Two medicine balls
8. A railcar full of duct tape
9. Six boxes of Lucky Charms
10. A mill bastard file
11. A tube of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste
12. A pair of 3D glasses
13. Five tenpenny nails
14. A case of relative bearing grease
15. A map of Waxahachie, Texas
16. A Mercedes dump truck with Gucci mud flaps
17. Trinidad and Tabago
18. An AN/SPS-49 long range 2-dimensional air surveillance radar with two repeaters
19. The entire works of David Seville and the Chipmunks
20. A tri-cornered hat
21. An umbrella stand made of spent 20-mm shell casings
22. A Lowenbrau bottle
23. Three boiled eggs
24. A poster of Lillie Langtry
25. A flame retardant fedora