Here is a way to get totally blitzed and somewhat informed, for awhile at least, at the same time.
Watch Wolf Blitzer’s show on CNN. Take a drink every time the bearded newsman says “shocking!
“Shocking!” “Shocking … ” ” … shocking … ” “Shocking … Well, better drink beer. Better drink light beer or 3.2 beer. If you take a shot of tequila or whiskey you will definitely be Blitzered.
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