The black helicopters gonna git 'cha


If you subscribe to the theories of rightist radio and TV talking head Glenn Beck, then those who bought the “black helicopter” and “one world government” hysteria of the early 1990s should really be s**ting their pants.

For some reason our local talk radio station, KLVI-AM 560, in Beaumont, Texas, put Glenn Beck (I use both names so as not to confuse him with Beck the singer who reminds me of someone who was accidentaly drowned in irony. I don’t know why I should make the distinction, obviously I’m not too hot on either one of them)on their morning lineup. And I heard a bit of a rant of Glenn Beck this morning:

“Last night for the first time ever all the central banks globalized and they all made one move together and they’re all now saying we need to meet, we need to control the globe’s financing. The UN is talking about a UN financial network. One currency. You add to the disenfranchisement now, what is it, 79% of Americans are Christian? How many of those actually still believe in the resurrection, how many believe still really in the return of Christ? 50%? 40%? I don’t know, but it’s large, that actually say, you know, there is some day where all these things are going to come true. Well, one world finance, one world currency, new world order, going to spook the bejesus out of those people.”

Now, let me just take his rant out of context for a minute:

“We could collapse America.” And they go into the malls, they go into our schools, whatever, and there’s ten bombs, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and America freaks out. Well, let me ask you this: The Bubba Factor. Bubba says, “Well, damn these guys, I know exactly who they are.” There’s a guy who works at the 7-11 and he goes in and he shoots him. Well, that guy was an Indian. That guy wasn’t an Al-Qaeda terrorist. He might have been Arab but he wasn’t a terrorist. Well, the government must go in and take down Bubba. But at the same time they take down Bubba, you’ve got the disenfranchisement and you’ve got a group of people who are normal, who say, “Wait a minute, just a second. Okay, that guy was bad, but wait a minute, you’re going after him; you are the guys who did it. You didn’t pay attention to that cell. You knew. You knew the border was open, you knew these people were here in Virginia, and you did nothing because you wanted to save yourself and you wanted to save political correctness.” Now what happens then?”

I don’t know, Glenn Beck. Please tell me, tell me what happens then?

“I told you last week they’ve got a brigade here in America for this eventuality or for terrorism. They’ve got a brigade here. It’s happening. They are preparing. Because if you were President, you would prepare as well. But once they do that, because there’s so much disenfranchisement, all bets are off. It depends on where you’re living in the country. Because we don’t trust each other. Because we don’t trust our leaders. Because we don’t even know our history or our Constitution anymore. I beg of you, please, please read the Constitution. Please read The Real George Washington, The Real Thomas Jefferson, The Real Ben Franklin. Read the 5,000 Year Leap. Read them. Because you may be the one that helps save them. Know these things. Please ponder them in your heart. Please listen to them. Because I don’t tell you this because I want you to freak out and I want you to look, look what’s coming, oh, they are out to get you. I say it because these things are going to happen and they are going to happen rapidly.”

I suppose as opposed to the fake George Washington, Jefferson and Franklin.

But the scary part is that what he says here isn’t taken out of context very much and that’s even more frightening.

Yes inDeeDee Myers, if you made that old bomb shelter filled with MREs to escape from the black choppers into a pool room or a spa and buried all your survivalist gear and camos, then you sure as hell ought to remember where you buried them … WHAT??? You say you burned them after George W. Bush became president??? OMG!

Okay, just watch out for those black helicopters carrying all those multi-racial soldier and sporting the trademark UN armbands. And if they happen to land in your neighborhood, just hope that those folks like to watch Survivor or listen to Toby Keith or Bono or whatever the hell it is you all are up to because if the One Worlders don’t get ya, then, by God Glenn Beck’s rhetoric will.

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