Today’s ‘entertainment’ news: We’re not dicking around, Mr. Johnson.

Here is some truly bizarre news. A rapper affiliated with the group the Wu Tang Clan reportedly severed his penis and leaped from his second-floor apartment in what was described as a suicide attempt, CNN reports. Christ Bearer, whose real name is Andre Johnson, performs with the group Northstar. Neither Johnson, nor Johnson’s severed Johnson should be confused with All-Pro Houston wide receiver Andre Johnson. The rapper survived the fall and was taken to a Los Angeles-area hospital in critical condition.

Apparently, it has yet to be reported if known whether Johnson and Johnson jumped together or separately. However, Johnson’s severed Johnson, or penis if you will, was taken along with the rapper Johnson to the hospital.

The hip-hop Wu Tang Clan emerged in 1993, according to is website. Among its original members were Method Man, Raekwon, RZA and the late Ol’ Dirty Bastard.

In other penis-related news … I just can’t bear to write about this. If you desire go ahead …