Uhplate

Eggsactly. I’m uhplate because there is a chemical cloud to our west. According to the National Weather Service:

BULLETIN – EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
CIVIL EMERGENCY MESSAGE
JEFFERSON COUNTY EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT
RELAYED BY NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE LAKE CHARLES LA
1033 PM CDT TUE OCT 23 2007

THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS BEING TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF
JEFFERSON COUNTY (TX) EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT.

A PIPELINE LEAK HAS CREATED A CLOUD OF UNKNOWN GAS NEAR THE
COMMUNITY OF CHEEK.

A SHELTER IN PLACE IS REQUESTED FOR THE RESIDENCES OF CHEEK FROM
AGGIE ROAD TO MEEKER ROAD BETWEEN OLD SOUR LAKE ROAD AND HIGHWAY
90 UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

A SHELTER-IN-PLACE MEANS PROTECTING YOURSELF WHERE YOU ARE AND
STAYING THERE UNTIL GIVEN FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS OR THE ALL-CLEAR.

SHELTER-IN-PLACE WARNING ACTIONS:
1. GO INSIDE
2. CLOSE ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS
3. TURN OFF ALL VENTILATION SYSTEMS
4. TUNE TO LOCAL NEWS MEDIA FOR FURTHER INFORMATION

Yikkkkkkkkkkkesssssssssss!!! Mable bury the fake Grants and put back a couple of those kolaches that won’t grow fur.

This dangerous cloud o’ disaster is 10-12 miles or so from where I live and since my area is ringed with every toxic chemical known to man, I don’t think it would be dangerous for me to go to bed, so that is what I will do in a few moments. Should the toxic cloud get me, then sorry about what I owes ya.

But this is the second pipeline rupture in our area in the past week. And considering what my old college bud Brett has been uncovering in North Texas it kind of makes you ponder those famous and familiar letters WTF?

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