Watching Game 5 of the ALCS and one has to wonder

Leave me alone. I am watching Game 5. Texas and Detroit are tied 2-2. I can’t help but wonder, though, how distracting would it be for the pitching coach to come out and tell the pitcher that his pants are unzipped? I’m talking about the pitching coach telling the pitcher that. From that time on, the pitcher is looking down. Are they or aren’t they? Do the pants even have a zipper? Yes, I’d say that would be a hell of a distraction. The pitcher would probably bean his own pitching coach.