What an idea! Let’s take Syria’s chemical weapons and destroy them — in Port Arthur, Texas.

So the chemical weapons from Syria are going to be destroyed. And guess where? Oh just 20 miles away from me, in Port Arthur, Texas. Yes, I know all about the NIMBY stuff, but still. Can’t they find a better place to destroy them? Like on Mars or somewhere. Or maybe North Korea?

The environmentalists won’t be happy. And frankly, I can’t blame ’em.