The Dallas Morning News reports that U.S. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison won’t be running in the 2006 Republican primary for Texas governor, although she is yet to officially announce that she is running for re-election to the Senate. Bummer dude. I had looked forward to a three-way Jesus-Tap-Dancing-Christ slugfest between Kay and Gov. Rick Vunderfulhair Perry along with Carole Strayhorn, if she announces in the morning. What fun is this? If this all pans out, I guess we’ll just have to count on a Democratic primary for entertainment. And they’ve not been too entertaining lately, let me tell you.
Come on Kay, please, please, please, will you run for governor? I won’t vote for you (at least in the primary election) but we’ll always have your using my bathroom at the newspaper in Corrigan.