“Yes, this is Gov. Walker, who is this?”

Note: Sometimes this old man who runs  the machinery powering my blog — not to be confused with my well-paid consultant in Tokyo, Paul — hits the wrong button. He did it today and published EFD before it should have left the docks. In doing so, it left many words and some of the facts I wanted checked, unchecked. For this, I shall suspend the old geezer for a day without pay and perhaps take his key to the executive washroom.

Once again we zero in on the Cheese Head State of Wisconsin because it is such a target-rich environment, at least its ruler, the Hon. Gov. Scott Walker is such. It seems while the governor has time with nothing better to do — he can’t yet break any unions with the Democratic members of the state Senate holed up in a Best Western in Illinois — he talks on the phone a lot. That can be somewhat embarrassing, especially if he thinks he is talking to a person he believes is right-wing icon billionaire David Koch. That is what the Guv did, speak for about 20 minutes to someone he thought was David Koch of the fabulous Koch Brothers who appear as if they’d like to form a plutocracy in the U.S. But actually Walker was talking to the publisher of the Web site the “Buffalo Beast.” Walker’s conversation might be charitably called “loose lips, sink ships” as he was informing (or bragging) the fake Koch on his anti-Democratic strategy.

It isn’t funny, nor is it innocuous like prank calls of old but it certainly does seem that once the prank was unveiled that it deflated some of the Wisconsin governor’s hot air, whether we could hear it, see it, smell it, or not. Prank calls have done that, though, since the time Alexander Graham Bell asked over his newfangled telephone to Thomas Watson: “Mr. Watson, come here. I want you to see Rutherford B. Hayes on the television!” That’s a joke, son. Everyone loves some kind of prank call or another.

Phone pranks are funny. I pulled a couple when I was a kid, like calling a store and asking: “Do you have Prince Albert in a can.” The answer, back then when people smoked that stuff, would be “yes.” So, I’d say: “Well, you better let him out so’s he can get some air.”

Over time phone pranks have become more sophisticated. Phone pranksters have “punk’d” everyone from Queen Elizabeth and the late Pope John Paul II to Hugo Chavez. Some crank callers have become stars with their own cult following, their pranks sold as recordings. The funniest of the genre are those by Roy D. Mercer, who is a fictitious prankster invented by two Tulsa dee jays, Brent Douglas and Phil Stone. Douglas gives Mercer his drawl and, according to a Wikipedia description: “Mercer will demand that the recipient of a call pay him money for some incident, and if the recipient refuses, he will threaten them with violence (usually an “ass-whoopin'”). Mercer has been described as speaking with “a mushy-mouthed Southern drawl” and his style of comedy has been described as “not exactly obscene … [but] border[ing] on offensive”. Many of the recipients of the calls are suggested by their friends who supply Mercer with information about the potential recipients.”

The humor is in the tradition of other Southern humorists of the Vinyl Age such as Andy Griffith and Jerry Clower, who was somewhat less well-known than Andy, but could be caught on humor outlets such as “Hee Haw.”

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, a Baptist preacher who has been known to hang out with the Rolling Stones, even enjoys a good phone prank. The presidential wannabe joked about Gov. Walker’s punk’d-ing during a speech today.

The call which was made by Ian Murphy, the publisher who played David Koch, is certainly not funny in the way of traditional phone jokesters. It is somewhat funny though. Some may call it funny when those all puffed up get a little air taken out. In these tense days in Madison, it might be fun for some weary teachers, police officers or firefighters to see an important man stripped of a little self-importance. Who knows, perhaps the prank calling might bring the governor a little closer to Earth and left just a bit more in touch with his constituents and with his own sanity.