New pamphlet from the Prince of Poop


It has been quite some time since I wrote about the subject of manure. At one point in my journalistic career, I wrote countless articles and won a few awards for scribbling oodles of words about s**t, particularly cow dung. While I hope one day to make my mark in the greater world as a writer, it is likely that at least I will get one of those obits fired across the airwaves which extol the fact that I quite possibly wrote more about manure than any other Texas newspaper reporter during the early 21st century. Perhaps a cowpie would be an appropriate statue to accompany my tomb.

While I joke about my modest contributions to the general public’s understanding of how agriculture waste can result in detrimental consequences to “navigable” streams, there was always one fellow whom I could call and get the straight poop (oh give me a break!)on animal manure. That man was Dr. Saqib Mukhtar of Texas A & M University.

Saqib, from what I found in dealing with him, was a well-grounded academic who had the requisite sense of humor for one specializing in the subject matter of cow, chicken and other types of farm animal s**t.

Now, Saqib has a new publication out, according to “Ag News” from the Texas A & M Extension Service. While it is unlikely to make the top Amazon sellers or become a major motion picture, one is likely after reading the publication to come away with better knowledge of helping “plan manure management systems and assess physical, chemical (plant nutrients such as nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium) and the heat content of animal waste … ” If that’s your type of thing.

For me, I just had to write about the subject of manure once more. Old habits are hard to break.

Who's out there?

Every now and then I like to take a look at my stats from StatCounter. It isn’t that the 22,467 hits EFD logged since first bursting onto the blog scene in April 2005 are particularly impressive. Rather, I like to get a general idea of who is reading. I can discern this information from the “Visitor Paths” feature of my Web counter as it posts information such as:

n219077034095.netvigator.com (Pccw Limited) [Label IP Address]

Hong Kong (sar), Hong Kong, Hong Kong, 0 returning visits

Date Time WebPage
21st August 2007 08:44:18 www.google.com.hk/search?complete=1&hl=zh-TW&q=eight feet dog&meta=
eightfeetdeep.blogspot.com/2005/07/hijacked-by-gangstas.html

The above lists a computer’s IP address, where the server is located, the date, time, how the reader got to this page (such as via Google in this case — looking for “eight feet dog”)and the particular page of EFD that was viewed. The number of return visits is also listed in this particular table.

It is fascinating for what subjects people search. Here are some searches currently on my Visitor Paths page:

” … trish murphy concession stand lyrics … “
” … STEVENS AND PRUITT … “
” … Stevi Perry … ” (a frequent favorite)
” … bishop lekganyane … ” (a favorite among searchers in southern Africa)
” … tropical depressing erin … “
(Well, yes it was downright depressing for some)

Also of interest from my Web counter over the past five days:

Percentage of hits from the countries of EFD visitors followed in ( ) by number of hits during this time period.
85.92% United States (61)
4.23% Canada (3)
2.82% New Zealand (2)
1.41% South Africa (1)
1.41% United Kingdom (1)
1.41% Austria (1)
1.41% Hong Kong (1)
1.41% Unknown (1)

Web browsers used:

58.00% MSIE 6.0 (Microsoft Internet Explorer for the geekless)
37.00% MSIE 7.0
4.00% Safari 1.2
1.00% Safari 1.0

Now if StatCounter can only tell me which visitors are likely to send me big piles o’ cash then what more would a blogger want?

A miss is as good as anything

It seems the upper Texas coast where I reside, along with hopefully the rest of the Texas Gulf coast, will be missed by Hurricane Dean. I hope that I say this not too quickly, mindful of how forecasters kept expecting Rita to hit just southward down the coast in 2005. But unless something drastic happens Dean won’t hit at least in my neighborhood.

As Martha Stewart might point out, not being hit by a hurricane is a “good thing.” Humanity and experience lays a little guilt trip upon one when a bullet like a storm is dodged by one area and wipes out another. But this is one of those forces of nature beyond our control. And as I have said many times before such forces show that we human beings are not as all-knowing and all-powerful as we sometimes like to think.

Contrary to the air conditioning company commercial, you can stop a Trane, such as if you blast it to eternity with various types of ordnance. But you cannot stop a hurricane. Not yet at least.

Nosegays and Animadversions

Say what?

Newspapers sometime run weekly columns or editorials which cap the best and worst of the week. Typically they would run on Saturday because the editors are trying like hell to get out of the office early Friday. Thus, they recap events and give them their a juvenal-ish thumbs-ups or thumbs-downs because rehashing is often more expedient than original thought. So here we go:

Nosegays

–To the person who apparently heard a kitten under the hood of my truck while it was parked at the mall, thus shielding the kitty from serious hurt.
–To Karl Rove for leaving the White House. When he leaves the planet he will deserve a bouquet.
–To Tropical Storm Erin for not becoming a full-fledged hurricane and staying far off enough that I enjoyed a couple of days with lower temps.
–To the Beaumont Public Library for installing new computers. They work much better even though using the Internet on them is still not like cruising the ideal Internet Freeway.

Animadversions:

–To Hurricane Dean. It still can enjoy a nosegay or twelve if it stays the hell away from where I live.
–To my work computer and dial-up. Government tech people put a new encryption system in it and made it, unbelievably, even slower. I didn’t think I could ever find computing which was accomplished in terms of geological time.
–To American Media for announcing the “Weekly World News” will be no more. We can continue to follow the adventures of Bat Boy on their Web site but what will we have to read in the check-out line in the grocery store?

Well, that’s about all the nosegays and animadversions I can hand out for one week. Let’s (not) do this again.