The monkey dances as the scores run upward.

The fields hosting some of the best teams in college football were a slaughterhouse last weekend. See for yourself:

No. 4 Ohio State 76, Florida A & M 0.

No. 7 Louisville 72, Florida International 0.

No. 8 Florida State 54, Bethune-Cookman, 6, By golly at least the small, historically black Wildcats scored a TD.

No. 20 Baylor 70, Louisiana-Monroe 7.

Stephen F. Austin 52, Montana State 38. This sounds more like Texas 6-man football but my alma mater the Lumberjacks of SFA were pretty even unlike some of these match-ups.

Even here in Beaumont, Texas, the rebuilt-from-the-grave Lamar Cardinals, a FCS, or what was once Division 1-A, throttled the smaller Bacone Warriors of Muskogee, Okla., 53-0. I saw the Bacone bus at the MCM Elegante Hotel while coming home from work late. I said: “Bacone?”

Bridge City HS, UT wishbone T fullback Steve Worster. Those were the days.
Bridge City HS, UT wishbone T fullback Steve Worster. Those were the days.

Some football “purists,” if such a word exists came to work Monday at their radio or TV studios, eyes raised, ready to engage in “for” or “against.” What do smaller schools get in exchange for playing much larger and ranked BCS schools? Oh, and getting beaten like a rented mule? Money. Yeah buddy, beat me until I turn green like the GEICO Money Man. I think GEICO, who is owned by Warren Buffet’s Berkshire-Hathaway, has some of the most clever advertising characters ever. Love the Gecko and Ralph the Pig, along with the Money Man. He must be Buffet in a younger day.

Here is my alma mater playing Texas Tech on Sept. 7. Tech 61 SFA 13. Attendance, more than 54, 000. On RedRaiderSports.com, old buddy, former co-worker and fellow SFA journalism alum Kevin Gore hit the nail on the head:

“Texas Tech is the toughest opponent on SFA’s schedule, how do you think they’re gearing up mentally for their trip to Lubbock?
KG: “Well, you know, it’s a money game for Stephen F. They’re getting $387,500. They try to play a money game every year.”

To paraphrase an old chem professor, you don’t get 20,000 students to show up for a chemistry lecture.

I have been searching for what SFA brought home in cash in the beating they took a year or two ago playing the Texas A & M Aggies at Kyle Field, but can’t find the amount.

Other reasons exist for these mismatched contests but money reigns supreme, at least for the “beat-ee.”

The question raised is whether these games contain “sportsmanship.” WTF? I remember in high school, a football player and a pretty girl would be the “Sportsmanship Couple.” This couple would take a bouquet to another such couple from the other team. I never got to be a sportsmanship, uh half-a-couple. I was just the equipment manager. And I remember a game in high school in which I watched from the sidelines as our team racked up 60 to 0, the best I can remember. We put a 300-pounder lineman in at halfback and he bulled his way through a couple of yards a la Refrigerator Perry style. That was before The Fridge though.

This score-up-running scene I described was a district football game. It was a school we played year in and out, except every so often and when the University of Texas body that runs interscholastic events — my best friend and I were 2-for-2 in the Nederland Foresnic Tournament. We raced to see who could first dig up dead bodies and find crucial evidence. Oh bullshit, it was a debate tournament!

Where this all comes out is sometimes the score gets run up. It seems a bit unseemly when this is all for money. But you have to make that dancing monkey dance. That is not a racist statement. You ever see a dancing monkey?

 

Just how stupid are those folks who want to shut down the gub-mint?

Imagine how it would feel having a somewhat comfortable job only to have the threat of it shutting down two or three times a year?

That is the way it has blown during this and the last fiscal year for government employees. And we aren’t just talking about so-called “bureaucrats” whom you condemn because either you have had a bad experience with a government employee or your favorite political talking head has said you should hate the government.

Unless you are completely shut away from the government, there is some arm that is there to do something for you whether you realize it or not. Who comes and gets you when you ignore warning signs in the national parks and find yourself hopelessly lost and trapped by a hostile sleuth of bears? Who takes care of your 90-year-old veteran father who you can no longer care for, nor can you afford to put him in a home? If you get an increase in your social security or veterans benefit checks, do those hikes appear magically? No, and a hint, these increases don’t come as a brainchild of Congress (although Congress and brainchild do seem oxymoronic.) Whose job is it to ensure that aircraft run about orderly in the airways and don’t continually come crashing out the sky? Who administers and rules the U.S. military in such a way that we are not always beset by a coup d’etat?

Those are just a few instances of civilians who work for the U.S. government. And there are many more, although those conservatives who teeter on the edge of anarchy paint any government as bad, bad, bad. Thankfully, that is a relatively small number of people who side on the likes of Sens. Rand Paul and Ted Cruz.

Congress passed the Affordable Health Care Act, the so-called “Obamacare.” Now the GOP in Congress wants to ensure it isn’t funded. The country is, roughly, split over liking or disliking Obamacare. There are polls showing though that it is gaining popularity in states where it has already been implemented. And the idiot-children who want to shut down the federal government if they don’t get their way and withhold funding for the health care act? The American public is nor so inclined. Several polls reported by the conservative-friendly Fox News say the public does not want the government shutdown, even if it means de-funding Obamacare. The Republican party itself in Congress doesn’t like Obamacare, of course, but congressional members too are split over withholding money for the government to operate in exchange for no money for Obamacare.

Many astute Republican politicians can see the writing on the wall. A shutdown of the federal government would be what my Daddy used to say was a “Mellofahess!” It lost the GOP Congress the last time a shutdown took place. And the same looks as if it might happen should the Republicans be so stupid.

The big question is: Are the Republicans as stupid as during the Clinton era? I hope not, for my sake and for that of the country.

A note to whomever

I have been working on a post but now have only 45 minutes to get ready to and leave for work. I must work until 8 p.m. this evening. I will talk to you tomorrow. Have a good day if you are good and a bad day if you are bad. Is that fair enough?

Even the simplest of facts in the Alexis mass murder story is nuanced

When tragedies such as the Washington Navy Yard massacre occur it becomes apparent — through the media — that the public doesn’t know shit from Shinola when it comes the military.

All day yesterday I heard that former Naval Reservist Aaron Alexis of Fort Worth had been given a general discharge upon release from active reserve duty. Alexis, 34, died after allegedly slaughtering 12 people yesterday in the Naval Sea Systems Command, located at the Navy Yard. Today, in mostly written tones that appeared mostly accusatory, The Washington Times, updated the information saying Alexis was given a honorable discharge. The Times is the conservative mouthpiece of D.C. founded by cult leader Sun Myung Moon. The Navy added Alexis was discharged after a period of “misconduct.”

In realty, there isn’t much difference between a general and an honorable discharge. Of course, the nut jobs will assume what was in reality an upgrade had to do with race. These nut jobs see any advantage a black person receives is given rather than earned. The major difference  in discharges or practically anything else regarding military service is in the type of job one does, the type of unit one is in, whether the commanding officer is understanding or not, and whether a person has a decent supervisor. I’m not saying there isn’t racism still in the military, but the service is generally less racist than other portions of society.

The chronological times also define military separations. That is, whether the military needs people really bad, especially those in critical jobs. When I served in the Navy from 1974-1978, the major difference between a honorable discharge and a general discharge under honorable conditions was that the latter was given the honorable discharge providing the individual had performance marks above 2.5 on a 0 to 4.0 scale. As for benefits distinguishing the two, an honorably separated sailor could wear his Navy uniform home from the service when I was honorably separated. Someone with a general separation could not. The criteria for discharges change from time-to-time.

I distinguish “separation” and “discharge” here. A person is separated from that individual’s particular date of active duty. I signed up for four years active duty and two years “individual ready reserve.” The latter is a non-drilling type of reserve which is only called up in time of great military need. I could not have seen that happening at all to me between 1978 and 1980. Likewise, no “IRR” call-up occurred. But there were IRR personnel called up during the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. Once that inactive reserve time is served, you may be like me and forgot you were even in the IRR when all of a sudden, a big envelope comes in the mail with a cheaply-made Honorable Discharge certificate. You, or in this case, I, was finally discharged.

Someone should not look upon the type of discharge Alexis had as a major factor of determining what went wrong with him. He said that he had PTSD from having served as a first-responder at 9/11 at the World Trade Center. Whether that is true remains to be seen.

The internet offers instant analysis. True I am giving someone an instant analysis, but the majority is based on knowledge of the armed forces. That is at least the case for one period in U.S. military history. I just ask that someone gets his or her information from a trusted, or semi-trusted, source before floating it all over the internets.

It’s just a thought. If you don’t like it, you sure as shit don’t have to read it.

Who is this guy? Did he have help? Is this Syria?

What the WTF is up with this guy? I mean, other than the FBI saying he is deceased.

 

Navy Yard Shooting
Washington, DC

AARON ALEXIS – DECEASED

Subject Image Subject Image
Photograph taken in 2011

DESCRIPTION

Date(s) of Birth Used:

May 9, 1979

Place of Birth:

Queens, New York

Height:

6’1″

Weight:

190 pounds

Hair:

Black

Eyes:

Brown

Sex:

Male

Race:

Black

Remarks:

Alexis was last known to reside in Fort Worth, Texas.

DETAILS

Aaron Alexis, deceased, is believed to be responsible for the shootings at the Washington Navy Yard, in the Southeast area of Washington, DC, around 8:20 a.m. on September 16, 2013. The FBI is asking for the public’s assistance with any information regarding Alexis.

If you have any information concerning this individual, please contact the FBI’s Washington, DC Field Office at  202/278-2000  or  1-800-CALL-FBI .

Field Office: Washington D.C.

So far, the alleged shooter and 12 victims are dead from this tragedy. There is uncertainty whether this shooter was a lone gunman or whether someone else or others were involved.

Let the news media and LEOs figure this out. Don’t go with the same old “If dogs were outlawed, only outlaws would have dogs.” Instead of spouting platitudes, let us figure out ways to stop this senseless slaughter. This isn’t Syria folks!