Butt this is how I envisioned the weekend's start

Tomorrow is my annual family reunion. Since it is being held at my brother’s place in Brenham, Texas, (Yes home of Blue Bell ice cream), I decided to skip getting up ultra early for a three-hour drive and stay in a motel about halfway, alongside I-45 in Conroe, just 40 miles or so north of Houston.

I’m staying at a Motel 6 and I’m not ashamed to say it. I am not ashamed to say I only payed $38 for a simple, clean room. But my stay has started on a rocky start. I was in the vending room about 30 minutes ago and slipped on a slick spot. I managed to stay upright but could feel a sharp pain shoot through my left hamstring. Now my hammie and left butt cheek just kind of hurts, as does my back and foot and probably as time goes on, my whole body. That wasn’t what I needed. I hope things will be better in the morning. Sometimes they are.

Happy Easter from Butt-Busting, Texas.

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