Turn out the lights, the party’s over for West Pac sailors

A lot of myths surround military life. It seems those stories appear much more in frequency and intensity when you talk about the Navy life, at least that’s how it seems to me since I served four years in “the Nav,” as we called it back then. One perpetual stereotype of sailors deals with drinking and drunkenness. Why, the sea shanty “What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor” dates back at least to the mid-1800s.

When our ship pulled into Subic Bay — ending my first voyage at sea though it was just the beginning of our deployment to the Western Pacific (West Pac) — I learned first hand that the drunken sailor was no myth.

That was September 1977, when the U.S. still had the Subic Bay Naval Station and Clark A.F.B. near Manilla. Today, at least with rules recently handed down by Navy and other military commanders, the drunken sailor is perhaps as close as it has ever been to a myth.

A spate of incidents involving U.S. military personnel in West Pac and particularly in Japan have prompted some of the harshest liberty restrictions in ages. Sailors stationed in Japan have an 11 o’clock curfew. If sailors stay at home they are not allowed to drink after 10 o’clock. If they go to a bar they must have an accompanying adult. They are also not allowed to leave home after more than one drink. As rightly pointed out in a Stars and Stripes article, some high school kids are allowed to state out later.

Incidents such as the rape of a 13-year-old girl in Okinawa had pressured the military to keep a tighter rein on all personnel, not just sailors. Two Texas-base sailors were arrested in the October crime. The military has dealt with a number of infractions, many with a civilian misdemeanor equivalent, committed by service members throughout Asia. Brawls and even worse behavior in Okinawa have long been a touchy point between the U.S. military and its Japanese hosts.

The result has been severe crackdowns and almost unheard of restrictions on sailors, Marine and other service members serving in or deployed to Asia. Restrictions are part of life for the military. Past restrictions usually emanated from unit-level or above.

The first transit on our destroyer’s West Pac deployment was from San Diego to the Philippines. We stopped off for six-hours on-base “liberty” at Pearl Harbor. I had duty that day and on the overnight visit on the way home. The first time, I got to take some trash off the ship to the pier. Such a Hawaiian adventure! And other time-eaters on the way to our home port away from home port in the Philippines included Naval Gunfire Support in which we fired our 5” cannons on some desolate, I suppose, island in the Hawaii chain. Although two weeks is not really a long time at sea we were nonetheless ready for liberty at Subic Bay and adjacent Olangapo. The latter is another story.

Plenty of drinking and bad behavior commenced when we sat foot on Philippine soil the first time and other times we docked here and elsewhere. The ship’s compliment as a whole was probably better-behaved — I was the ship’s legal yeoman so I knew who got in trouble — during our port visits to New Zealand and Australia. Part of the reason was the friendliness and genteel manner of our hosts. That isn’t to say a few incidents took place, even between the hard-drinking Aussies and the Americans. Some guys though, just couldn’t handle their liquor or had emotional problems which were compounded to produce some real screwups.

What surprised me the most about the time I spent on liberty in various locales of West Pac and the Southern Pacific is that behavioral incidents were not limited to the young, lower-ranked sailors. Our ship’s career counselor, a chief petty officer, went to Captain’s Mast for dancing on an Olangapo bar table, fighting with Shore Patrol and talking smack to our Command Duty Officer. The Old Man gave the chief seven-day’s restriction to the ship — those days were served after we were under way! I had come to the fleet from shore duty where senior enlisteds or officers either stayed out of trouble or who were an asset to the command so their report chits often got “lost.” I don’t know why I suspected the higher up’s didn’t cut loose some time.

We had restrictions sometimes and often they made no sense. Of course, the ultimate restriction was a midnight curfew in the Philippines due to martial law imposed by President Ferdinand Marcos. If we weren’t off the streets at midnight we could be, quite simply, shot by the M-16-carrying Constabulary, or so we were warned.

Certain sailors, E-5 and below, were given “Cinderella Liberty” in Jakarta, where we had to return to the ship at midnight. We also had uniform restrictions. Originally, E-4s — a third class petty officer, which I was at the time — and below had to wear their uniforms on liberty in Jakarta. All others could wear civvies. I think I made a reasoned, respectful argument to the Executive Officer as to how E-4s were as well non-commissioned officers and noted the Navy’s NCO corps was dropping out like flies at the time. I opined that perhaps such a small gesture as E-4s being allowed to wear civvies on liberty as was the norm then, might help restore a little RHIP (Rank Has Its Privileges) for new petty officers. He agreed and so third class petty officers on the ships, including myself, wore civies in Indonesia.

We had one other restriction. We were tied up outbound of a frigate that was sailing with us and we had to cross it to get to our ship. The scuttlebutt was that our ship was known for having drug problems — this was the late 1970s — so the docking would help prevent smuggling illegal substances aboard. Also, which I found rather extreme, each of us returning from liberty were given a die to roll and if it hit the magic number, ta ta!, we got body cavity searches for drugs. I was lucky in that I didn’t hit the magic number. As it turned out, all the attention to our sailors may not have achieved its goal. I knew of at least a couple of folks who, with one sailor swimming to our unattended port side, managed to smuggle two pounds of Indonesian hashish on board. Those were different days.

Such restrictions we faced often achieved no real results and were offensive to many. The Navy has tackled abuse of both alcohol and other drugs over the past 30 years since I was a sailor. It really had to be done, I suppose. You had old lifers getting up popping cans of beer from the barracks vending machine at 0630 before going to work. The enlisted club was open all day and you could get a couple of cold ones for lunch with your burger and fries at the Navy Exchange grill. And drugs, of course, were a “whole ‘nother thang.”

But the Navy and other services have gone overboard, pardon the pun, with the crackdown in the Pacific. The consequences of what some term “infantilezation” may blow up in the military’s face, as noted here. These are adults, like it or not, the military needs to treat them like responsible adults they should be and punish them or get rid of them if they are grossly irresponsible. It has been that simple for years now.

Kidnapped Navy goat found safe and sound: Soldiers suspected in goat rustling

A Maryland kidnapping had a happy ending despite a crime that was more than enough to get anyone’s goat.

Bill the Goat 43 or 44? That is among those unanswered questions in goat-rustling. U.S. Defense Department photo

Bill the Goat, the Navy Academy mascot, was taken over the weekend from Maryland Sunrise Farms. The farm, which provided milk for more than 80 years to midshipmen as the Naval Academy Dairy Farm, is home to the two Navy Goats Bill XXXIII and XXXIV. The farm manager told Navy Times that it was not known which of the two mascots were kidnapped but he suspected soldiers stole the goat. The Angora was found safe and sound tied up on a median near the Pentagon in Arlington, Va.

Let’s see a military goat was kidnapped and taken across state lines. That sounds serious. But strict punishment for any perpetrator who might be caught is doubtful. Stealing the Navy goat is a tradition leading up to the annual Army-Navy game. That contest will take place 3 p.m., December 8 at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia.

The Navy Department said they didn’t know who took one of the Bills but suspect it could have something to do with the upcoming game.

Although the goat was unharmed the farm manager was none too pleased it was left tied up on a busy highway median and suggests that it might be time the goat-rustling tradition ends. West Point official said they had no knowledge of the Bill heist and said that both academies have pledged not to steal each others’ mascots.Then again, who would want to steal the U.S. Military Academy’s mascot, a mule, unless they were planning to go plow the back 40?

Irresolution 2012 plus Veterans Day freebies

It’s time to elect a president. What can be said that hasn’t already been said a million, billions of times?

I make no bones or joints or ligaments about it, I support another term for President Barack (Yes, Hussein) Obama. No one elected to the most powerful position on Earth will be perfect. The President is not perfect. He has never indicated he is. But Mitt Romney deals in lies. He may be a very nice man. In fact, I would expect him to be as I have found most people of the Latter Day Saints faith to be exceedingly nice and polite. Oh but how that man can spout untruths.

Mitt wants voters to buy a pig in a poke, even those folks who don’t eat pork! He says he has plans although he “cannot” tell us the details until he is elected. I could go on and on. But it has all been said before as I said before and has been said by the Department of Redundancy Department and the Natural Guard. Thanks to Firesign Theater for that final phrase.

On another note, B♭ major I believe, Veterans Day is Monday. Not only is it a paid seven hours for me, there is an abundance of freebies for active duty and veterans. In fact, I might have a choice in where to eat relative free for lunch and dinner that day.

Here is a list.

I’m off to work after a routine trip to the Veterans Affairs Clinic. I will most likely be back here this evening for election returns. Heigh ho!

Here’s to getting lost

A good morning or afternoon or evening, depending on where it is this may find you. Actually, if it finds you, wouldn’t that technically mean you are lost? I hope you aren’t lost. It’s no fun being lost. It is funny being lost sometimes, though not fun. Well, I suppose it can be fun.

I remember one day in my “ute” — meaning youth — getting lost whilst riding around on South Mississippi country roads with my friend Buffalo Bob. We left the Seabee base in Gulfport early one afternoon and stopped off to pick up a cold six-pack of something or other. I’m not trying to be cute. I mean, it was beer, hell yeah, it was! I just can’t remember what we were drinking back then, maybe it was Miller High Life. Interestingly enough I had a cold can of Miller in my fridge that I used to cook some chicken last night. Coincidence? I think so.

It seems we drove and drove and drove some more that beautiful day discussing all the major matters of the world as we knew it. Sometimes I wish I could have recorded some of those conversations although, on the other hand, maybe not. We eventually came to a crossroads where lo and behold there sat a VFW hall. Now neither Bob nor I were members though we were in the Navy. Bob was a veteran of a foreign war, one of the most foreign at the time, a place called Vietnam. It didn’t matter in the grand scheme of things though.

We walked in that VFW hall as if Bob was Sgt. Alvin York and I was Audie Murphy. Up to the bar we lumbered and asked for a cold beer. Since no one else was in the bar but the tender, whether or not to serve us because we weren’t members didn’t seem like a major decision to the beer tender. Actually, I think we still had beer in the car. We had stopped to ask for directions because it seemed as if we had been driving all afternoon. We had been, actually.

“So how do you get to Gulfport from here?” I asked the noble bartender.

He gave us instructions that didn’t require copying down, thankfully, because I doubt there was a writing pen closer than 40 miles from us.

“Where you boys from?” the barkeep asked as we paid up and headed toward the door.

“Oh, we’re from Gulfport,” said Buffalo Bob.

In reality, we were both from Texas but sometimes one has to use a little poetic license, which would be helpful if this was a poem, but it isn’t.

Off into the sunset we rode. Actually, it was in the opposite direction of the sunset. But that’s neither here nor there. I always thought that exchange we had in the VFW hall was kind of funny.Maybe you had to be there. And maybe you didn’t.

Black president=black helicopters?– Paul Ryan. Faster than Al Gore. Slower than J. Edwards and Sarah Palin.

Yes, the Democratic National Convention is this week and I probably will watch some of the speeches. Specifically, I intend to listen to President Obama accept his nomination. What we expect is that he will lay out his socialist agenda since there aren’t any rich Democrats to object. He also will speak of how he plans to help out certain aircraft producers such as Sikorsky — it’s got a Ukrainian name of course and its founder was born in the Russian Empire, where else? — the producer of the Black Hawk.  While the Black Hawk has long been the modern military’s work horse helo it also has long been used in clandestine missions for agencies such as Customs and Border Protection and the DEA. The black choppers from a black president, of course, will pave the way for the great takeover of the United States by the United Nations. After a second term begins for our first Kenyan-Kansan president Obama will send for the different nations to start patrolling the streets to finally make that “New World Order” — most recently associated with former President George H.W. Bush — come true. This will be reminiscent of the days under President Sonofabush when airmen from 13 different NATO nations flew patrols above the United States after 9/11. Among those nations were those sneaky Canadians and our former foe from two world wars, the Jerrys, who were scouting out the best places for a Führerbunker during their AWACS flights over Lubbock County, Texas.

Ah yes, Obama, that Kenyan-Hawaiian-Indonesian-Hawaiian — Wherevermerican– is a clever one!

But let’s get back to reality a minute. Last week U.S. Rep. Paul Ryan, the Republican nominee for vice president, made news for his super-duper marathon time. He said it was “Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something.” Not so fast Mr. Veep Nominee. “El mentiroso es capturado antes que el lisiado,” or something like the Spanish proverb,”The liar is sooner caught than the cripple.” Es decir, if Ryan ever finds himself cripple he’ll be in S**t City.

What is really sad about Ryan’s little white boast, bald-face lie is that he actually had a slower marathon time than former Democratic VP candidate John Edwards, but was also bested two seconds by SARAH PALIN! OMG!!!!