I Want My Face: Living and breathing through social media

The term “social media” has become a big buzz word or buzz phrase — if there is such a thing — among certain circles these days such as, surprise, media types.

We’re talking about media such as Facebook or My Space or Twitter that have these certain types of folks abuzz like a methed-out bumblebee. I’ve never seen a methed-out bumblebee or any insect for that matter. But when you have to say something, you say something. “Something.”

I’ve tried all three.

Twitter is communication in 140 characters or less. It’s kind of like a mini-newswire for everyone and their pet anteater. It’s immediate. Politicians such as Republican Senate members seem to like it, which is kind of odd because they like to talk so much and not say anything. With Twitter you get to talk up to 140 characters and, if you are a politician, not say anything.

My Space is kind of like darkness. It seems to be the preferred social media for nut jobs and killers. Not everyone is crazy who uses My Space. I have an account but don’t use it. Does that make me a nut job? I don’t know, My Space doesn’t really feel like my space.

Facebook, I like. Probably like all three, it can be put to good use depending on how good you use it. Does that make sense? For instance, I posted last night about the week I had in which I sprained my ankle and wrenched my back in a fall, then as I was getting healed I got food poisoning. Projectile vomiting and the whole shootin’ match, although I didn’t go into detail as I have a very eclectic group of Facebook friends.

I have mostly received messages saying they hope I feel better. My friend Bruce, reminded me of my last severe case of food poisoning when I ate a canned ham from a parental Care package while on my Navy ship off New Zealand. I’ll say the feed pizening wasn’t that bad this most recent round.

Weird or even bad events or occurrences get my Facebook friends and other Facebook family members responding. You can see a slice of everyone’s life who you, practically, know or have known in one incarnation or the other at some time or the other.

It all seems pretty good, right now at least, for me. This is a time in my life I need Facebook. I need my Face. Maybe that will be the “it” phrase like “I Want My MTV” was in the 80s. Was it the 80s.

We will see how Facebook progresses, or not. We?  Why do I write that? We, I mean, all of us.

Who's so vain and other great mysteries of life on a Friday

Greetings and calibrations on what is a thunder-filled, rainy, Friday afternoon in Southeast Texas. It’s been a stressful week so I thought I’d just throw a few odds and ends out there and see if they stick to anything.

We’re so glad that’s cleared up

After all these years we finally learn who Carly Simon meant when she sung “You’re So Vain.” It turns out it wasn’t Warren Beatty, Mick Jagger, James Taylor, Paul Simon, Simon and Garfunkel, Simon and Schuster, Simple Simon or any of the other people in the entertainment world named Simon. Instead, it was record mogul David Geffen. I suppose that back in the early 1970s it would have been nearly impossible to sell a hit record titled: “You’re So Gay.”

Stick that up your Appalachian Trail

Jenny Sanford was granted a divorce from her husband, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, whose cheatin’ heart told on him when he lied about hiking on the Appalachian Trail. He instead had gone to Argentina to visit a longtime lover. The then-rising Republican star said, in first explaining the miscue, that he knew it was one of those “A” places he had planned to visit.

Swiss line up for knives in pending conflict with Libya

The Swiss Army is handing out the famed Swiss Army Knives to its populace after Libyan strong man and resident nut job Moammar Gadhafi threatened the long-neutral European state with a “holy war” over a 2008  arrest and brief detainment of Gadhafi’s son and wife. Experts have said Switzerland should not worry about an actual war with Libya given the past outlandish actions of Ghadhafi. However, Swiss officials countered that no one had actually believed the United Kingdom and Argentina would have fought a war over the Falklands. Or was that Appalachia that fought the UK, asked Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina?

Canadians apologize for women’s hockey team celebration and intend to apologize even more

The Canadian government says it will hold a national day of apology on Saturday after some of its women’s olympic hockey team celebrated with alcoholic beverages and cigars following their gold-medal win over the U.S. team. Government officials in Canada said that it was not sufficient in the country’s culture of politeness to only offer a meager apology by the hockey team’s governing body. “All Canadians should feel sincerely ashamed and only after a national day of remorse will it suffice that we show how much we wish to express our regret,” Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper said in an address to the nation, adding: “eh?”

Say it ain't so, Ray Odierno!

Had I known hard times have hit our military leaders so much …

This is a message I received which says it is from Raymond Odierno “A MILITARY OFFICER HERE IN IRAQ.”

Actually, Ray Odierno, is in charge of U.S. forces in Iraq. He’s better known as Gen. Raymond Odierno, as in four-star general Ray Odierno. He was first known to the greater public when he commanded the 4th Infantry Division which joined the beginning of the ground war in Iraq although it was somewhat delayed because Turkey didn’t want us to land there to invade Iraq.

So, anyways, I get this message from Ray Odierno except his email address as sent to me is .es (Spain), the e-mail address in the message says e-mail him in .sn(Senegal) and not .mil(military):

MY NAME IS COMMANDER RAYMOND ODIERNO, A U.S MILITARY OFFICER HERE IN IRAQ.
I SEEK YOU ASSISTANCE TO MOVE OUT OF THIS COUNTRY,THE SUM OF EIGHTEEN
MILLION FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS WE DISCOVERED IN A BUNKER
NEAR SADDAM'S OLD PALACE PRIOR TO THE
DEMISE/COLLAPSE OF HIS REGIME.
PLEASE CONTACT ME ON raymond.odierno@sunumail.sn FOR MORE DETAILS.
I AM WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY.
Have a nice day
COMMANDER.RAYMOND ODIERNO

The summit not looking at the whole of health care

Today I have been watching, on and off, the health care reform summit between the president and congressional leaders. It seems just the same old same old. It is clear the Republicans do not want any kind of reform that is going to cut into the profits of big insurance. I say, more and more of the majority party should sign onto reform through reconciliation.

I certainly think Obama has got huevos letting all the steam rise in full view of the public. At least the Republican leadership is being afforded the opportunity to help forge a workable deal with the majority to reform the system. It seems they are content to “just say no.”

While the politicians go through the motions of our health system at the macro view, I have seen it this week on the micro level. My experience has been both with socialized medicine — at the Department of Veterans Affairs — and in regular civil care at a local hospital-system owned minor care clinic for an on-the-job injury. One might think one type of care may be preferable to the other. One might be right. And, one might be wrong.

With the VA. I sometimes have long waits. That is for both for a scheduled appointment and for scheduling an appointment. My wait at the doc-in-the-box clinic was two hours plus an hour to see a care giver, have a lab sample taken and to get an X-ray. All of that took another hour.

Today, I tried to get in touch with two VA medical specialty clinics in Houston. It took me an hour of unanswered phones, voice mailboxes that were full and could not accept calls. This type of activity, trying to reach one specialist or lab or billing at the VA, is the norm and not the exception.

I will have had three medical visits — so-called “doctor’s visits” — this week by the end of tomorrow. I will not have seen a doctor in any of the visits. One visit will have been with a physician’s assistant, another by a licensed counselor and the other a nurse practitioner.

There is no doubt in my mind that these paraprofessionals do reasonably good jobs at what they are allowed to do. However, I believe that these care providers exceed the bounds of what laws intended them to perform.

I like my PA, the care and the knowledge that person has of my medical situation. I would just as soon keep that PA because I know if something comes up, my VA care giver will seek assistance from a medical doctor that is overseeing that care. The care that I received at the minor care clinic is a different story.

The nurse practitioner I saw clearly believed she was medically a legend in her own mind. The doctor was just a name on the stationary they use to write notes for work or school. I spent three hours at this clinic for a sprained ankle and strained back. The back problem was in my thoracic region — mid back between spine and underarm — and she ordered I wear a splint and use crutches. It only took 30 minutes of using crutches that both my foot had been blistered by the splint being too tight and the crutches aggravating my back strain.

I got into an argument with the NP before leaving because of the wording that was used on my back-to-work note. It clearly wasn’t what she had told me it would be and denied saying what she told me. Of course, when you talk to any medical professional or paraprofessional, their word is always accepted, not the patient’s.

I have been to doctors many times in my life, probably more than many people. I think now, here I am at 54 years old and I have what seems to be a lot wrong with me, yet here I am pretty much fully functioning, though not as physically able as I was. I chalk that up to having been to a doctor so many times — both through their health care and because of their health care.

The Obama side of the health care debate is that a number of Americans cannot afford that care. The Republican side is pretty much, we’ve got ours, period. The GOP says loudly and proudly that we have the best health care system in the world. The whole World Wide World! But sometimes, you have to just step back and ask yourself, do we?

Way gone are the days of the doctor making house calls. What? Doctors did that? They didn’t in my life time, at least they didn’t for most people in places I have lived during the past half-century. I have seen doctors, a good number, but increasingly I have seen non-doctors. This goes for even visits to specialists.

Perhaps you can chalk up a lot of the care by non-doctors to my dependence on the VA for health care. But it’s not just the VA.

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t think that doctors are all that one should see when they “go to the doctor.”

Especially in smaller practices, competent PAs and nurse practitioners are certainly qualified to provide decent, limited, medical care. But the thought of doctors being the Wizard behind the curtain that you never see is both unwelcome and unhealthy. That is just one concern I have with our medical care but there are more.

Maybe we need to look at the whole of medicine in country and look at some of the gaps that make us question whether our care is truly the best in the world.

Attaboy, I gawrantee

Please excuse my crappy cell phone picture, but I took it just after airing my front tire plus having experienced the shock of finding a convenience store that charges 25 cents for their air and water machine.

The photo was taken earlier today at Crawdad’s Convenience Center on Highway 62 South in Mauriceville, Texas. The store — in Cajun Texas — is part of an area convenience store chain although I do not know if the other stores charge a solid quarter for air and water.

The only thing better would be free air and water like in the olden tymes. But considering most stores charge at least 75 cents and some more, I feel this Crawdad’s deserve an “Attaboy.” How you say dat attaboy in Cajun, chere? C’est tout.