I can walk only so far from the insanity of Congress and the lockdown

Update: Cantor sounded optimistic, said Wolf. But why didn’t the GOP House members go outside to talk to the media instead of sneaking out the back door?

The gorgeous and not-so-hot day of early autumn has given me an added incentive to get outside and walk.

Walking is needed for my health and my sanity in normal times even though my health prevents me from those treks of a length I once enjoyed. I also find myself needing more walking in these maddening days of the government lockout. I call it a lockout and not “a partial shutdown” as some of the mealier-mouths in media have muttered simply because many of us government employees are locked out. I sit around in my tiny abode with little more to do than read what I find on the Web and what I can see on TV. Somehow it is though that everything I see or read takes me back to news of the lockout, which is in turn increasingly frustrating.

“If ands or buts were candy and nuts, then every day would be Christmas.” -- John Boehner, starring in "It Takes One To Know One,"
“If ands or buts were candy and nuts, then every day would be Christmas.” — John Boehner, starring in “It Takes One To Know One,”

Today’s big headline is that Speaker John Boehner and other top Republican House members will meet with President Obama later this afternoon and talk over the latest GOP proposal. Boehner wants Obama to agree to hike the debt ceiling for six weeks. Apparently, the Speaker has no provision for keeping the government open simultaneously. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, after repeated questions, sounded as if he found such a proposition absurd. However, some of the media and chowder talking heads seemed to interpret Carney’s remarks as indicating Obama might find such a proposal agreeable.

Whether my interpretation is right or not, I have to say that if an agreement was reached by the President temporarily hiking the debt ceiling with or without re-opening the government then Obama needs to have his head examined. Hell yeah, I want to go back to work. I want to get paid. If, in fact, I am ultimately paid unemployment it will be a very small amount. But the thought of traveling down this same crappy old road another six weeks depresses me to no end.

For God’s sake man, will government workers and veterans and the war dead’s spouses and kids have their money held up a week before Thanksgiving? Will we all go through once more in six weeks? I don’t know where you live but from where I come — Planet Earth — this is just plain insanity!

I just saw Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid after a small presser say the six-week debt hike deal is a non-starter, that is what I thought I saw at least. I have also read that Boehner might be such a sweetie that he could go for the six-week deal with the government re-opening.

It’s driving me nuts, I tell you. Well, perhaps nuttier.

When this all will end, well, your guess is as good as mine. But I predict I will be taking more long walks in the immediate future.

Furloughed and flustered

When I was growing up it seems as if I always heard the word “furlough” associated with someone in the military. “So and so is on furlough from the Marine Corps.” Furlough seemed synonymous with “leave” or perhaps “liberty,” the latter term is used by the Navy to mean a short time away from one’s duty station. For instance, an overnight liberty might commence once work for that day has ceased. The sailor wouldn’t have to be back on board or to return to their base until 7 a.m.

It seems like only in recent years have I heard the word furlough associated with unpaid leave or time off. I bring the word up, as many Americans might suspect, because nearly 800,000 federal government employees were on furlough today because of a failure of Congress to pass a spending bill for the new fiscal year. I am one of those persons who is furloughed.

If you have followed the news in the United States you will know the stated reason for members of Congress failing to pass a concurrent resolution, or a bill to keep the government running financially in lieu of a budget. Why no budget? Oh, budgets are so last century.

The short reason for this fiscal and internecine legislating is that a minority, though significant enough in congressional rules, of Republicans say they want to “de-fund” the Affordable Health Care Act, or Obamacare,” which took effect today. This law ensures all Americans have access to health care and can be fined if they don’t have some sort of health insurance plan.

Obamacare has been a deceitfully unpopular law. The Republican party continue to remind everyone of that. However, those who approve of it plus those who didn’t think it went far enough make up a number of folks that is larger than those who just don’t like it. ¿Entiendes? The fact that the law has gained a nickname taken from that of the President, and who is the chief proponent of the bill, is another reason for the unpopularity of the law. Unwisely perhaps, President Obama has taken up with the nickname. This unpopularity underscores that the so-called “Tea Party” faction of the GOP probably dislike the president as much or more than the law itself. The deep hatred for Obama is probably as much rooted in the dislike of his complexion than for his party or ideas. I would think many of those who do not like Obama because of his race may more often than not deny their intense dislike for people of color. Over the years, after knowing many people who feel this way, I don’t believe such feelings are driven by overt racism as much as something from inside their own heads. Maybe it is just from a prejudice that is so deeply-seated that it is hard to pinpoint.

This legislative drama that has played out over the media, especially that of cable news stations, has become so convoluted that it is hard to remember the initial premises. A Republican House member will be asked something, realize he has no case, and then shifts blame. It’s typical tyke …

Mom: “Jimmy, did you break the vase on the table?”

Jimmy: “Well, yes. Well, no. It’s not really broken.”

Mom: “Jimmy, it is clearly broken. There is glass all over the floor.”

Jimmy: “Well Mom. But it wasn’t being used.”

Do I blame the Republicans? Yes, but primarily those minority of GOP members who are ultra-right members who are mostly of the “Tea Party” faction. But the Democrats involved are not exactly doing all they can do, being all they can be.

Furloughed. That’s right ladies and gentleman. My ass is furloughed and Congress is acting like a bunch of little kids trying get themselves extracted from a series of lies. At least I know that many members of Congress will be furloughed when the constituents get their next chance to speak from the voting box.

 

Bugged back into the last century

Nothing much inspiring here today. CNN has made a big drama out of the faux drama that is our countdown to a shuttered government. There isn’t anything I can do about it. All of my federal legislators are hard-core right-wingers. I work tomorrow if my supervisor calls me and tells me to. Talk about a feeling of helplessness. Sigh!

It’s time to travel back to 1976 …

 

1976

 

What in the name of Windex is that? Well, it isn’t 1976. Perhaps it is something one might see in the Big Thicket piney woods of Southeast Texas back in the year of our nation’s Bicentennial. That is after a trip to the local cow pasture. You know, cow tipping? Right.

Those streaks are actually from last week. One might still be battered by love bugs while traveling along the roads in the Big Thicket area of Southeast Texas. As the weather cools a bit, the randy bugs will do whatever they do when they aren’t killing themselves while copulating along the highway.

Time to contemplate great matters. Or watch some tube.

Sitting here, waiting for the fiscal shoe to drop

My friend Marcie sent me a text message earlier that unfortunately is more enthusiasm than accuracy at the moment.

“Looks like no govt shutdown. Good news for you! We’ll see … ”

That’s okay, Marcie, it’s the thought that counts. For the moment at least.

The latest in the war between the Democrats vs. the GOP vs. Tea Party is a Senate spending bill that restored funding for Obamacare as well as to keep the government running. It’s been sent to the House where it either be accepted or sent where old bills go to die.

Our only words of encouragement are in the form of our regular teleconference agenda that came by email this afternoon, which says nothing shutdown-related. Of course, us part-timers were already given a short phone call  from our supervisors late yesterday afternoon telling us we would be told something Monday as to any possible furloughs. The procedure is roughly the same as we had during the last time the Republicans threatened to shut us down. As far as I know, unless there has been any last minute change, we still will be considered non-essential personnel.

I suppose I look at the possibility of going unpaid for however long. If it is a day or maybe two, then I might be okay. Anymore than that and I might have to try a Web-driven telethon.

But I shall not dwell on these things. I just hope the media will have the good sense to stop making a hero out of Texas GOP Sen. Ted Cruz, who now is the most toxic Texan in the Senate. Yes, he’s different. Different in the a**hole way.

Have a great weekend and, in the words of the late, great Bob Marley: “Don’t worry. About a thing. Cause every little thing going to be all right … ”

I sure hope so, Bob.

 

The locomotives are fired up and ready to crash

When one envisions a train wreck it is likely two locomotives barreling down the tracks at each other as was the case during the late 19th century stunt known as the “Crash at Crush.”

George Crush was a railroad passenger agent who had the lofty idea of bringing thousands of people from across Texas to watch two locomotives crash into each other at top speed. The Missouri, Katy and Texas Railroad, for whom Crush was employed, thought it an acceptable idea and four miles of track were built for the 1896 spectacle that was to be staged some 15 miles north of Waco. Some might ask, “Where else?” when something spectacularly weird or tragic takes place. Waco is definitely a news-rich environment at times.

Some 80,000 people gathered on the big day for a helping of food, fun and good ol’ Texas politickin’ at the event dubbed the “Crash at Crush.” The two old locomotives gathered heads of steam that would make the “Little Train That Could” envious and the collision, of course, resulted in a grand display of physics. Unfortunately, hot, flying, debris from the train crash rained down on the visitors. The stunt killed three and seriously injured six. The event was captured in song by Texas ragtime artist Scott Joplin’s “Great Crush Collision.” The M-K-T railway, which eventually merged into Union Pacific, was called “The Katy” for the letters “K-T.” Coincidentally, the blues standard “She Caught the Katy (And Left Me A Mule To Ride)” was recorded by the great modern blues artist Taj Mahal. I can just imagine how hellish it must have been to traverse those few Central Texas prairie roads on a mule.

So you have a train wreck, what else do you have?

Well, I can see those two old locomotives now, rushing and crushing into big and small parcels of shrapnel seemingly falling from the heavens as the crowd stands mesmerized. Thus, we have the concept: “Watching a train wreck happen, in slow motion, and unable to do anything about it.”

I know the feeling. I feel it now as, perhaps the most over-inflated ego and demagogue to hit the U.S. Senate since Sen. “Tail Gunner” Joe McCarthy, tries to orchestrate a train wreck in the hallowed halls of Congress. I speak of Republican/Anarchist/Tea Party Sen. Ted Cruz from Texas attempts a legislative equivalent of holding his breath until his face turns blue. If only he would do that and … Sorry.

A veritable frenzy engulfs the great and mighty Ted Cruz by the national media. He is different and more exciting than those stuffy old numbers of the treasury and the stuffed shirts of Capitol Hill. Cruz, in his own right a media and Tea Party darling, is also alienating members of his own party. Another “Man Bites Dog” in the eyes of the 24/7 cable era.

The media has done a fair job of predicting the monetary costs that would arise if Cruz succeeds in his machinations to both shut down the government and stop funding of Obamacare There is likewise the enormous harm to citizens that Cruz and his anarchists could do with shuttering the federal government . The media talks of that some.

But not a word is said of the hundreds of thousands of lives that could be colossally damaged if a government shutdown happens. I am talking of government employees. I can give you thousands upon thousands of harmful results that could befall the government worker in the event of another federal shuttering. Even the military would feel the harm, although the troops themselves would still be protecting us. Thousands of bills may go unpaid. Who knows the numbers of unpaid mortgage or rents the closed federal government might spring. Missed car payments and electric bills. Will there be street people who carry a GS-7 rank? If a shutdown happens and lasts only a day or two, there is no guarantee the workers will get that back pay. Long-term, some government employees might collect unemployment. But it isn’t a ssgiven, as that is handled from state-to-state.

No one is talking about these human costs. Maybe the media is doing that in Washington. I don’t know. I’m lucky if i can read the Washington Post twice a week online. No one is talking so here I am.

This runaway train needs to stop. We don’t need a Crash at Crush in Congress.