Andre Johnson scores while Barack Obama fouls out

There is so much to rant about today but I will limit it to just two topics: The federal salary freeze proposal made by President Obama and the donnybrook Sunday between Houston Texans receiver Andre Johnson and Tennessee Titans defensive back Cortland Finnegan. Two very disparate topics, granted, but perhaps there is some connection there. Rather than my ranting, which seems to do no good for anyone, I will just provide some links that may be read so that if someone is interested they can decide on their own, like they’ll do that.

First, the president announced a freeze for two years on increases for federal workers. I think this is boneheaded, wrongheaded, or any other kind of headed move and illustrates what a cheap political ploy that Obama has chosen. It is public relations and perhaps a little payback for all the federal workers who didn’t get out enough to support Democratic congressional candidates. Of course, federal workers can’t do that supporting on their work time, it’s against the Hatch Act. So that leaves all those other hours federal employees have to spare such as those who may have to travel home from work daily in Washington into the heart of Virgina, Maryland, Pennsylvania or wherever.

The debate which has kind of laid beneath the whole issue of federal wages gained steam during the candidacy of  Massachusetts Republican Sen. Scott Brown, the nude model who won the seat previously held by Sen. Ted Kennedy. Brown claimed the average federal worker makes twice what the average public sector employee receives for pay. That is hooey.

Federal statistics do show government employees with higher average wages than their public sector “counterparts.” The trouble with those statistics is that comparing the two is most often apples and oranges. Throw in the mysteries of federal compensation such as locality pay and how those government workers who are supposedly paid a salary are really paid by the hour and you have got an incomprehensible analogy. Let’s take, for instance, a part-time federal employee with a salary of  almost $35,000  who works 28 hours a week, that is with the “Rest of the U.S.” locality pay sector. That employee would actually gross about, $10,000 per year less than that individual’s official salary. Well, that’s just a part-time worker, you might say, that’s comparing apples to oranges. My point exactly. That also does not account for what scant overtime one might get, or benefits, although a part-time employee may or may not opt for all benefits such as the insurance.

Well, for not writing a lot, I sure have written a lot and this is only Part Uno.

As for Part II, the Texans shutout the Titans 20-0 Sunday, which is especially pleasing for me since the Titans once were the Houston Oilers until owner Bud “The Jackass” Adams moved his team to Nashville. During this game a fight broke out between star Houston receiver Andre Johnson and cornerback Cortland Finnegan of the Titans.

Press accounts show Finnegan, who some call the “dirtiest player” in the NFL on the “dirtiest team” in the NFL, was dogging Johnson all day. That is to be expected. However, Finnegan became increasingly aggressive and, say Texans on the sideline, deliberately provoked Johnson by jamming him in  the face mask. Johnson ripped off Finnegan’s helmet and proceeded to punch him several times “about the head and shoulders” as the old saying goes. The zebras threw Johnson out of the game while a smirking Finnegan stood on the sidelines. However, he too was ejected and walked to the dressing room with the ever-present smirk on his face.

The reputations of both players show that there could not be more different individuals to face each other on the field. Finnegan is short and lightweight, and relishes trash-talking or any other way he can get under a receiver’s skin. Johnson is tall, like a solid immovable mass, who is known for his quiet and humble demeanor while letting his playing do his talking for him. Johnson apologized to the fans and his team after the incident, acknowledging he lost his cool and that he expects the league to punish him for his part. Late news reports, not yet substantiated, indicate Johnson will be fined but not suspended.

Although I am not, have never been and most likely will never be a brawler, I could see myself punching Finnegan if I were in Johnson’s big shoes (I am assuming he has big shoes, I’ve never seen people his height with tiny feet, much less someone who is one of the NFL’s best receivers.) One can say what they want about football. Especially pro football is a very aggressive and a very punishing game. When you start  dealing with your own fortunes and that of your teammates in the millions of dollars as well as your ability to project the kind of aggression needed in the game, you damned well better possess the ability to defend yourself. That is what I saw Johnson doing.

So, apology accepted, Andre.

As for Barack, I supported him and continue to support him. But I think his federal pay freeze proposal is just wrong, wrong, wrong. And I don’t expect an apology from him.

2012: GOP battle of the TV stars?

It seems you can’t escape Sarah Palin these days. The former Alaska governor and failed Republican vice presidential candidate is everywhere: making a book tour, hosting a family travelogue on cable television. It seems the media is just fascinated with her. Yes, I said the media. With her stardom she is fast becoming a media darling and it is in turn driving up her popularity. The media push must certainly be the reason for her star rising as high because otherwise she has appeared to be dumb as a post. Her shrill, whiny voice is enough to make a groundhog burrow into the Earth’s inner core. Now, it seems she is thinking about a presidential run in 2012. Big surprise there.

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Palin might have someone with whom to match her flake-to-flake in a race for the GOP nomination. That potential candidate would be none other than Donald Trump, or as he is simply known: “The Donald.”

Trump was on the national and international scene while Palin was changing colleges like Jeff Gordon’s NASCAR pit crew changes tires. The Donald has long been known for his shrewd business acumen and collecting trophy wives. Media darling would perhaps not be the most accurate description for Trump but he has logged many hours on various TV shows. He almost seems synonymous with Larry King. Of course, The Donald too has had a TV show and a quite popular one in “The Apprentice.” He has even given birth to a catch-phrase “You’re fired.”

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It seems like there are no shortage of folks willing to become 2012 GOP standard bearer. The one who does must carefully walk the rolling log down the river of political treachery. The base of the Republican Party has become those of the right, the evangelicals, the Tea Party, and all manner of social conservative. But that sector alone will not beat the Democratic nominee who will — unless he is found out to really be Kenyan — Barack Obama.

A successful Republican presidential candidate will likely require someone else other than the GOP’s time-honored “good party man” pick for nominee. It will, as my Daddy used to say, “take a different breed of dog,” to bring in enough of the disparate GOP factions, indpendents and disillusioned Democrats to beat Obama. Oh, and when I say disillusioned Dems I don’t mean the far left wing because if they don’t vote for Obama or not vote at all, they might vote for the left-leaning flavor of the presidential campaign such as another Ralph Nader run.

I don’t think Sarah Palin has a snowball’s chance in Hell of winning. A poll  result I heard today said a match between Palin and Obama would put the incumbent back in office by something like a 55-45 margin. That’s today though. We still have a ways from November 2012. Two years is geological time in presidential races. If she does win the presidency I might just have to head for deep in the Sabine River bottoms, somewhere that hasn’t been cut out by development. I will definitely have to, as that great singer/philosopher John Prine says: “Blow up your TV.” And probably my radio and most likely avoid all contact with the first woman president on any kind of medium because that screechy, whiny voice might just make me follow the ground hog into the Earth’s innermost bowels.

Trump, flake that he is, has proved himself to be one hell of a bidness man, as we Texans are wont to say. And we Texans know from personal experience that only good business sense does a good elected official make.

A race between the two for the GOP nominee for president might just be a good thing for their party.

Pitting Trump against Palin for the presidential contest might finally make the Republican Party define who it is and what it is they really are. Is this the party of Ronald Reagan, Bill Buckley, Richard Nixon, and others who saw the GOP as a conduit for capitalism above all else? Or will the end result be a Republicanism that is more like a Carrie Nations-led Women’s Christian Temperance Union when it comes to social issues with hardly a footprint left of a federal government?

It will depend. I thought the GOP would be split apart by now but the Tea Party helped it survive another election cycle. Now if what has been wrought and whether the candidates of the next election cycle can continue to hold the Republican Party together remain the big political questions.

Does no mean no for Rick Perry as a 2012 GOP prez candidate?

When it comes to presidential politics, “no” often means “yes,” and even more succinctly, “book” means “yes.”

Fresh from an unprecedented re-election to a fourth term as Texas governor comes Rick Perry, slayer of coyotes, threatening to wrest Texas from the jaws of the rest of the union and now author of a new book called “Fed Up.” If you expected me to link to his new book, sorry, you don’t know me at all.

Quick, a little word association — or in Perry’s case, disassociation:

  • Political figure writing books — running for president.
  • Political figure on TV book tour saying he is not running for president — running  for president.
  • Political figure on TV book tour saying he is not running for president on Jon Stewart’s “The Daily Show” — running for president.

There you have it folks. Gov. Good Hair doth protest a bit too much when declaring  he will not run for president as darling or Mr. Congeniality of the Tea Party. Would Sarah Palin settle for Veep again? Only if she didn’t get the nomination herself. The Tea Party seems way too traditional to even let a woman run for political office when she would best serve someone at home barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. But I guess they make exceptions for things such as that, or for bad qualities such as lying. (Saying you are not running for president when you

Dumb and Dumber: Which is which?

have every intention to do so. A white lie for a good ol’ white boy.)

Like his predecessor, Gee Dubya By God Bush, Good Hair is a master at multi-tasking so hedging his bets by staying employed by the State of Texas as its governor no es un problema. Perry can keep his cushy little job as governor of Ol No. 2. I say that meaning Texas is number 2 in population and area. As well as Gross State Product (GSP.) I suppose Perry would qualify for that too.

There is nothing better I like than spending tax money on a politician running for office, but only if I like him, her or it. The GSP, well, not so much.

Now that Bush and Perry have dueling books, the world gets treated to lame TV interviews of the two people whom I least would want to have seen as a representative of this the greatest, even at No. 2 because like Avis we try harder, state in the Onion. Perry’s book said Bush spent too much as president. I haven’t read either one but I suppose Bush will say something about Perry like “his feet stunk.” Boys will be boys!

I really can’t see Perry being elected as president because I don’t think that — even though they did elect George W. Bush — there are quite enough brain dead American voters to pull it off. Of course, it always helps to have a Supreme Court in your pocket.