Poe does something right — for a change

It is no secret to many who know me that I am no fan of U.S. Rep. Ted Poe, R-Texas. The former Texas criminal district court judge has become a darling of the right wing, showing up on Fox News shows such as that of Sean Hannity’s or just about anywhere he can make his reactionary credentials known. Part of my dislike of the congressman, who represents the Southeast Texas area in which I live along with heavily-Republican-infested northern Houston suburbs, is personal although most of my ire for him is politically based.

But when even those politicians who irritate the living hell out of me do something noteworthy, I hold my nose and type them a congratulatory message. Well, that is just being downright figurative. It would take forever for me to get through typing with one hand while holding my nose with the other and, sorry, but Ted Poe just isn’t worth the hassle. Kudos are due, nevertheless, for Poe and Vermont’s at-large congressman, Democrat, Peter Welch for leading the opposition to a Wal-Mart proposal to place one of their Superstores on the site of a significant Civil War battlefield in Virgina.

Wal-Mart announced today that they would abandon plans to build a Superstore on the site of The Wilderness, where some 29,000 U.S. and Confederate troops died in a bloody stalemate. The Texas Brigade under Gen. James Longstreet suffered some 500 casualties among the 800 troops who fought off Union soldiers in Spotsylvania County, Va.. The First Vermont Brigade lost nearly a third of their more than 2,800 Union soldiers by  the end of the first day of fighting in that battle.

Both Poe and Welch took to the floor of the House in March to voice their opposition to the mega-retailer’s plans.

“The Wilderness Battlefield is a sacred site for Vermonters, Texans and all Americans. The site marks the sacrifice of so many soldiers, whose memory we must cherish,” Welch and Poe said in a joint statement. “We appreciate Wal-Mart’s decision to build elsewhere and we applaud the leadership and advocacy of those who fought to preserve this important national landmark.”

Of course, it didn’t hurt in quelling Wal-Mart’s thirst for another store that a trial was soon to begin in a Virginia court which sought overturning a special use permit the retailer had received. Local citizens groups had fielded the legal challenge and was assisted by a national coalition supporting Civil War battlefield sites in their efforts to stop the giant corporation from building the store.

“We stand ready to work with Walmart to put this controversy behind us and protect the battlefield from further encroachment,”James Lighthizer, president of the Civil War Trust, stated. “We firmly believe that preservation and progress need not be mutually exclusive, and welcome Wal-mart as a thoughtful partner in efforts to protect the Wilderness Battlefield.”

Both congressmen’s efforts cannot be discounted as helpful in getting Wal-Mart to change their minds and it is certainly good to see Poe doing something for Texans, even if it is a battlefield in Virginia. With congressmen and a lawsuit on their plate, no doubt the better part of valor for Wally World is discretion. Or something like that.

As both Union and Confederate troops realized after the bloody battle at The Wilderness, sometimes you just have declare a draw and I guess one might have to say that is what the gigantic retailer did — this time at least.

Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy

Thanks to all the folks who sent the wonderful Christmas cards. Perhaps if I had the $208 award owed me by my part-time U.S. guv employers now on hold until we have more than just a concurrent resolution of a budget I might have sent some out. If that is difficult reading I am sorry. I am trying to conserve commas. I just about ran out of semicolons today and that is something no one who writes ever wants to experience.

Did you know that those mean old politically correct Grinches are trying to take away Christmas. Oh sorry I am also conserving on question marks. Maybe if there is some kind of a major catastrophe I can trade question marks for toilet paper. But for reasons I would rather not disclose it does not seem that my supply of toilet paper will ever run out.

Oh yes. Because some people hear other people say Happy Holidays they think they are dissing the birth of Jesus Christ. It has to be CHRISTmas or nothing else. Seems what I have read about the man that Mr. Christ  became after his heralded birth it does not at all seem as if he would like to be the center of all this controversy where none really exists. If you search the Bible for the word “humility” it or something like it you will see it popping up all  over the place. Here a humble servant there a humble servant everywhere a humble servant:

It is better to be of a humble spirit with the lowly, Than to divide the spoil with the proud. (Proverbs 16:19).

I am NOT saving colons at this time in case you have not caught on to this.

Perhaps I have been wrong in thinking all these years that the phrase “Happy Holidays” means for someone to have both a happy Christmas and a happy New Year.  You see a lot about “the reason for the Season.” That is fine. But there is also reason to celebrate a new year. Perhaps that is not wired into your particular brand of Christianity but I know plenty of Christians who celebrate New Year’s.

So don’t worry we are NOT taking away your Christmas. We are merely hording our commas and question marks. I hope that answers your questions. That is my personal phrase for the day.

Andre Johnson scores while Barack Obama fouls out

There is so much to rant about today but I will limit it to just two topics: The federal salary freeze proposal made by President Obama and the donnybrook Sunday between Houston Texans receiver Andre Johnson and Tennessee Titans defensive back Cortland Finnegan. Two very disparate topics, granted, but perhaps there is some connection there. Rather than my ranting, which seems to do no good for anyone, I will just provide some links that may be read so that if someone is interested they can decide on their own, like they’ll do that.

First, the president announced a freeze for two years on increases for federal workers. I think this is boneheaded, wrongheaded, or any other kind of headed move and illustrates what a cheap political ploy that Obama has chosen. It is public relations and perhaps a little payback for all the federal workers who didn’t get out enough to support Democratic congressional candidates. Of course, federal workers can’t do that supporting on their work time, it’s against the Hatch Act. So that leaves all those other hours federal employees have to spare such as those who may have to travel home from work daily in Washington into the heart of Virgina, Maryland, Pennsylvania or wherever.

The debate which has kind of laid beneath the whole issue of federal wages gained steam during the candidacy of  Massachusetts Republican Sen. Scott Brown, the nude model who won the seat previously held by Sen. Ted Kennedy. Brown claimed the average federal worker makes twice what the average public sector employee receives for pay. That is hooey.

Federal statistics do show government employees with higher average wages than their public sector “counterparts.” The trouble with those statistics is that comparing the two is most often apples and oranges. Throw in the mysteries of federal compensation such as locality pay and how those government workers who are supposedly paid a salary are really paid by the hour and you have got an incomprehensible analogy. Let’s take, for instance, a part-time federal employee with a salary of  almost $35,000  who works 28 hours a week, that is with the “Rest of the U.S.” locality pay sector. That employee would actually gross about, $10,000 per year less than that individual’s official salary. Well, that’s just a part-time worker, you might say, that’s comparing apples to oranges. My point exactly. That also does not account for what scant overtime one might get, or benefits, although a part-time employee may or may not opt for all benefits such as the insurance.

Well, for not writing a lot, I sure have written a lot and this is only Part Uno.

As for Part II, the Texans shutout the Titans 20-0 Sunday, which is especially pleasing for me since the Titans once were the Houston Oilers until owner Bud “The Jackass” Adams moved his team to Nashville. During this game a fight broke out between star Houston receiver Andre Johnson and cornerback Cortland Finnegan of the Titans.

Press accounts show Finnegan, who some call the “dirtiest player” in the NFL on the “dirtiest team” in the NFL, was dogging Johnson all day. That is to be expected. However, Finnegan became increasingly aggressive and, say Texans on the sideline, deliberately provoked Johnson by jamming him in  the face mask. Johnson ripped off Finnegan’s helmet and proceeded to punch him several times “about the head and shoulders” as the old saying goes. The zebras threw Johnson out of the game while a smirking Finnegan stood on the sidelines. However, he too was ejected and walked to the dressing room with the ever-present smirk on his face.

The reputations of both players show that there could not be more different individuals to face each other on the field. Finnegan is short and lightweight, and relishes trash-talking or any other way he can get under a receiver’s skin. Johnson is tall, like a solid immovable mass, who is known for his quiet and humble demeanor while letting his playing do his talking for him. Johnson apologized to the fans and his team after the incident, acknowledging he lost his cool and that he expects the league to punish him for his part. Late news reports, not yet substantiated, indicate Johnson will be fined but not suspended.

Although I am not, have never been and most likely will never be a brawler, I could see myself punching Finnegan if I were in Johnson’s big shoes (I am assuming he has big shoes, I’ve never seen people his height with tiny feet, much less someone who is one of the NFL’s best receivers.) One can say what they want about football. Especially pro football is a very aggressive and a very punishing game. When you start  dealing with your own fortunes and that of your teammates in the millions of dollars as well as your ability to project the kind of aggression needed in the game, you damned well better possess the ability to defend yourself. That is what I saw Johnson doing.

So, apology accepted, Andre.

As for Barack, I supported him and continue to support him. But I think his federal pay freeze proposal is just wrong, wrong, wrong. And I don’t expect an apology from him.

The ever-traveling bad day

 As you may have noticed, I didn’t post anything yesterday. That is because I spent eight hours at the local VA clinic, the latter hours awaiting on my foot X-Ray results which ultimately were not sent back to the doctor by closing time.

 Later in the evening I called the Tele-nurse line and asked them about my X-Rays and I was told no evidence of a fracture was found. You could have fooled me. But come to think of it, the VA didn’t find a fracture when my other little toe was broken about six years ago. When I had foot X-Rays several months back because of neuropathy problems in my feet, the pictures then showed that a fracture had occurred in that toe.

 For reasons I don’t want to discuss because they are too long and ridiculous to go into, I question the workmanship involved in the X-Rays. That is all I will say, take it as it is. Then again, the toe might not be broken. It looked worse than my other toe when it fractured though.

 As you might expect, the episode yesterday at the VA was not fun. It has basically ruined both my days — yesterday and today.  I have not been a delight to talk to. For instance, I almost called a deputy sheriff running the X-Ray machine at the county courthouse an a**hole. That wouldn’t have been good. Accurate, perhaps, but not good.

 The point in all this is that a bad day has consequences that sometimes go beyond one day. Only you can prevent a bad day, sez Smokey! Or something like that.

It's like this, Catfish

 It feels like an odds and ends type of day. That means I write about odds and ends of life, liberty and the pursuit of dinner.

ohohohohohohohohohohohohoohohohohohohohohohohoh — The oho line. Figure it out and win a prize. Yeah, and if you believe that …

 It’s laundry and more specifically drying time. That was such a beautiful song. Wasn’t that Ray Charles? “Oh it’s drying time again, you’re going to leave me/I can see that faraway look in your eyes … ” Oh  yeah, it was crying, not drying. No s**t man, Ray sang that, faraway look and all.

StopmebeforeIstartmakingsenseIhaveyettoandIdonotbelievethatisgoingtohappenbutseriouslyfolks.

 All the politicians and cable news pundits are talking about how a few elections such as a single congressional race in New York state and the contest for governor in New Jersey will be the big “report card” on the Obama administration. I thought they did that on the first 100 days. The truth is, it gives the talking heads something to talk about, as if they were totally without a subject of discussion. It just beats me to a smashed doodle bug.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 The Texans looked awesome yesterday. Buffalo, not so much.

☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤☤

 I just got back my EMG report from two weeks ago. It would be nice to have a neurologist to explain it to me since one did the test. But I suppose the Department of Veterans Affairs has a plan. Yeah, I bet. Especially since I don’t have a “personal” primary care physician or physicians assistant or nurse practitioner. You see, my clinic is short two primary care people right now, or they was last week. So who knows when I will get a doctor for my very own who can oversee the testing that Dr. G-V recommended in his report: “Screen for causes of peripheral neuropathy (metabolic, toxic, nutritional).” Yeah, and all that good doctor stuff

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 

Whazzup? (Photo courtesy Texas Parks and Wildlife Department © 2006)
Whazzup? (Photo courtesy Texas Parks and Wildlife Department © 2006)

See you later, Catfish.

I just felt the need to call someone Catfish today.

Doesn’t the urge hit you every once in awhile to call someone

Catfish? No?