Thinking skeeters and bumbling Cardinals while my mind is on annual leave

Remain, do I, on annual leave although as warned I still might post and thus it is that I write–strangely.

Skeeters buzzin,’ everywhere. Everyone has a different theory it seems

Perhaps it is the attack of the mosquitoes. I do not know for sure what is behind it. One local newsperson here on the Mosquito Coast of Southeast Texas said that authorities or experts or somebody blamed the skeeters on a recent high tide. What the puck? Don’t we have high tides all the time? Was there a tsunami on the Jefferson County coast when no one was looking?

Besides, it isn’t just us getting bitten by the little f*****s. They are everywhere. Houston. San Antonio. And everyone seems to have a different reason for the swarms. It is sort of like when gas prices spike.

Oh well, keep the DEET handy until the cold front later this week which will supposedly deliver us from evil–mosquitoes.

Tony sez: “Can you hear me now?” Or, eh Tony, who’s the boss already?

The World Series game last night, where the Rangers went up to one game away from taking the championship, was probably the most entertaining baseball game I have seen in years. It wasn’t just the comeback Texas pulled off, but the dazzling miscues made by St. Louis’ manager Tony LaRussa and superman slugger Albert Pujols.

I seriously doubt you will see screw-ups again like that from the Cardinals when they face Texas back in St. Louis. Hopefully though, the momentum train that has left the station in Arlington will chug on through the next game at Busch Stadium III to give the Rangers their first-ever World Championship.

Bridges to nowhere fast

A quick trip to Houston today that I would just as soon forget — except for the fact I have to return for the same thing Friday — brought at least one pleasant surprise.

The reconstructed Interstate 10 bridge spanning the Trinity River, between Beaumont and Houston, has finally been completed after four years. Or perhaps, make that after 50 years as that is how old the bridge was. The structure arcs 75 feet above the river which along with the two lanes it had for so many years made it a little close quarters for my taste. I have long had this love-hate relationship with bridges which has eased somewhat over the years. Narrow bridges were never really my cup o’ soup so this fully-functional six-lane bridge, three lanes in either direction, makes traveling a bit more mentally comforting.

I think I was listening to Fred and A.J. on The Blitz, an early afternoon show on Houston’s sports-talk ESPN 97.5, and by the time I got to Anahuac on the return trip I realized I had already crossed the bridge a second time. I guess that’s the hallmark of a good road job. Or maybe it was the degenerate discussion Fred and A.J. were having which made me space out however many miles I had traveled. The Blitz discussion centered around an alleged one-night stand Sarah Palin had with NBA player Glen Rice in the late 1980s when she was a local TV sports reporter in Alaska. Rice was playing college hoops and was in Alaska for a tournament. Now, I admit that you are likely to hear anything on The Blitz, even some sports. That is why I tune in while driving during that time of day, it being such a well-rounded bastion of broadcasting that you just don’t see much of anymore.

As for Sarah’s supposed one-night stand. I say right here that I make no judgment of it on its face. But actually this alleged revelation comes via, where else but, the National Enquirer in the new Joe McGinnis book about Palin. This is the book that was being written while McGinnis moved in next door to the once almost 2/3-term (check my math) governor of Alaska.

The story, if you really want to know the nuts and bolts, is right here. Personally, like the old song says:

“Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker/You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica/Ain’t nobody’s business but my own.”

Now if she tries or has tried to be all hypocritical and sanctimonious about the subject, that might be a different matter. But to my knowledge, and that is just to my knowledge and that of no one else, I don’t know if she has either fessed up to the alleged affair or has been a hypocrite regarding this supposed happening. I speak of that particular subject. She has definitely been a hypocrite on other topics.

Nevertheless, this is surely one of those subjects that gets you off of talking about bridge construction in a hurry. Maybe that’s the Republican plan to prevent the president from talking about his jobs plans and getting millions of construction workers back to work. Of course, Palin was known as being for the “Bridge to Nowhere” before she was against it.

Wow, back to solid Democratic footing through all of that. I’m not sure how that happened.

Texans shine in season debut; Indy sputters

Colts rout show they really need Manning; But does a recovering Manning really need the game?

Football season is here and I am pleased with that fact. Especially pleasing is that the NFL started playing this week since the league owners earlier lockout looked as if the season could be torpedoed. That is a whole different ball of string however and the important message to take away from this is — the Texans whipped Indianapolis like the proverbial rented mule.

A varied attack by ground and air along with a 79-yard punt return by Texans wide receiver Jacoby Jones helped Houston put 34 points on the board. Meanwhile, what appears to be a greatly improved defense from last year led by homeboy Wade Phillips — the Texans defensive coach and former Dallas head coach played high school football near here at Port Neches-Groves — limited the Colts to just seven points.

Of course, everyone and their hog points out: “But what about no Peyton playing for Indy?” This is while simultaneously Texans fans ask? “But what about no Arian in the Texans backfield?”

There is really no comparison there, of course. The Texans running back Arian Foster, who made the Pro Bowl in his second season after being an undrafted free agent, has been sidelined with a hamstring problem. Foster flabbergasted much of the sports world by sending out a copy via Twitter of his MRI picture of the injured hammy while Houston management looked upon the situation in a snit. Sending unauthorized medical information via social media is against team policy and rightly so because this knowledge can give the competition an edge. Would you say the no-no made Foster a “Twit?”

Peyton Manning is an entirely different subject. The future Hall of Fame quarterback has been sidelined after having cervical spine surgery, his third such operation, this time requiring fusion.

This is a surgery, known as an “anterior cervical discectomy with fusion” (ACDF), is something I know a little bit about as I went through the same procedure in 2001.

The ACDF is one of the more common spinal procedures. Manning called the surgery “minimally invasive,” which is correct, although the simplicity that the term implies should not be confused with the complexity of the operation and a patient’s healing. It is a safe operation with one study of 1,095 patients showing a morbidity rate of 19.3 percent. The majority of the complications in the study were esophageal-related, including difficulty swallowing. Hoarseness is a common complication, read on to learn the reason why.

A surgeon cuts a very small incision in a crease of the frontal neck. Using small retractors, the esophagus is pushed off to the side and the carotid artery and jugular vein are pushed to the other. The surgeon goes in to the C-spine and removes the herniated disc as well as compressive bone spurs or disc fragments. The neurosurgeon or orthopedic surgeon then measures the empty disc space and seeks a corresponding graft size to restore the disc space height. A bone graft is then tapped in and, as was my case and that of Manning, a small titanium plate is screwed into the vertebrae. This part of the surgery is performed in order to ensure stability and to promote bone growth and fusion.

One article I read about Manning indicated that his bone graft would be harvested from the iliac crest, the top outer portion of the hip. The graft may also be from that of a dead person. Since there are no blood vessels to intertwine, rejection is not a problem. Pain is a problem though. This same article I read made it sound as if the hip harvest is rare. It may be on the decline. I have no idea. But the incision and removal of bone from the hip is generally known as the most painful aspect of the surgery. I know my hip hurt for a couple of months. Although I won’t lie, when I awoke in recovery after the three-hour operation my neck hurt like that “10” in the pain scale doctors and nurses ask patients about. The recovery room nurse explained that the cornucopia of pain medicine I had been taking had delayed the effect of the super duper meds they had given me for post-op pain. Sure enough, after about 10 minutes of agony, it could have been two minutes for all I know, whatever they gave me kicked in and I felt normal again. Not fogged by pain pills just normal. That didn’t last, of course.

The surgery took me from work for two weeks and I worked half days on week three. I’d say I had recovered fully in about four-to-six weeks. I am no Peyton Manning so there is no telling how long it would take the great Indy quarterback to fully recover. All patients recuperate differently although certain motion ranges that Manning might need on the playing field could be limited. I am not saying they are or will be. I only base this statement on a small range-of-motion issue with my neck. This and other questions surface with regard to Manning’s immediate and long-range future as a quarterback.

Although my doctor said I could do anything I could do before I had surgery, I found this was not exactly the case. It was actually total bulls**t. I wouldn’t dare try to play either racquetball or volleyball as I had before. I did take up walking and hiking until a lower back problem cut that to shreds about a year ago. I also have had additional cervical spine problems. I have a herniated cervical disc that doctors will not operate on unless some kind of life-threatening issue surfaces. The trouble, they say, is there is not enough room to work since I have had both a posterior cervical laminectomy and the ACDF. The excruciating pain from the disc and related issues caused me a wide range of problems not the least being I must take the highly addictive methadone for pain control.

On the other hand, the surgery did fix my neurological problems which included an arm that had almost gone totally numb.

Having had this surgery, I could imagine that Manning taking a very substantial jolt from a linebacker who is 6’5″-280 lbs. could cause several different problems insofar as his C-spine is concerned. Some of these concerns of which I note can be particularly grave. But Manning, being the very sharp person that he is, has most likely had all of the “what ifs” laid out for him.

I could see Peyton Manning returning to the Colts. After Sunday’s loss to Houston, it’s obvious Indianapolis really needs him. But I could also envision his going out on the top of his game with retirement. Whatever goals he might have set for himself in professional football certainly are not worth the possibilities he could face now that he has had fusion surgery. The risks in pro football are just too great. I wish him well.

A little Labor Day randomness

Tropical madness

It would probably sadden me to determine just how many of the 1,975 — this being No. 1,975 — posts which I have published on this site dealt with weather. I counted 10 thus far in 2011 alone. My possible sadness comes from my own consternation over the countless paragraphs I have written over the past three decades, most in newspapers, concerning the weather. Now those stories I have written since I began freelancing six years ago do not count because I was paid by the story rather than a salary.

Quite frankly, I think newspapers — the ones I worked for at least — often publish needless stories about the weather. If it rains after a long drought, okay, it’s more than likely news. If it comes a thunderstorm with no damage or power outages or anything more than a lot of rain and lighting when such a storm is normal, I don’t think so.

The truth is though, that weather interests me, a lot. I may have mentioned here that I wanted to be a TV weatherman (we didn’t call them “meteorologists” back then) when i grew up. I guess I became one in a way, writing news stories about the weather, I just wasn’t on TV.

Weather is also most likely the one facet of life which affects everyone in one way or the other. Do you want to know how to dress for work tomorrow? Are you planning on an outside gathering or a job or perhaps even working at all? You check the weather or if you don’t, you probably go outside and look at the sky! These are just the obvious concerns one has most every day about climatic conditions.

Among the many other reasons for considering the weather:

*Voter turnout in elections

*The price of food

*The price of gasoline

*Local traffic

*Air travel, both locally and nationally

*The stock market

*Recreational economies

*Crime

The list goes on and on. So perhaps my aversion to “meaningless” weather stories was a little wrong-headed. Well, I will concede that is true in some cases but not so true in others. What is meaningless is doing a weather story — like any other — without meaning. Nevertheless, when the boss tells you to do a story or dig that ditch or make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear you usually do it. That is, you do it if you want a pay check.

With that very long explanation, just a brief mention that the Beaumont area did get some rain out of Tropical Storm Lee despite the repeated lines by The Weather Channel people that Texas was not to receive any beneficial rain from the storm which for quite sometime was no more than about 80-to-100 miles off the coast from where I live.

It is true, the majority of Texas received no beneficial rain, if any. Today, huge fires have burned several hundred homes in the Bastrop, Texas, area just to the southeast of Austin and there are other wildfires blazing in the parched state. But we received a little rain here in Southeast Texas, perhaps near 2 inches where I live. Plus the gusty winds and the clouds kept the temperatures down to highs of about 75 degrees. That was worth a weather story alone, considering we have recently experienced 100-degree-plus temperatures.

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College football swirling down the toilet bowl

The supposed departure of Texas A & M from the Big 12 Conference to the SEC has once again set in motion a major shakeup in Division I alliances. Now there is talk of Texas, Texas Tech, Oklahoma and Oklahoma State splitting for the Pac-12.

College football has long been about money, some of it legit, some not so legit. Now these threatened departures smack of nothing more than greed. In the case of Texas, Tech and A & M, I can’t help but think that the defection from the Big 12 of these state-run universities with regents appointed by our own Gov. Goodhair may have a major political angle as well. Okay, go ahead and say “duh” or “ya think?” Nevertheless, money and politics, politics and money, we may see the end of Texas and even national Division I football as we know it. Many of these proposed alliances just do not fit. Think about it. You’ll see that I am right. Because I am always right and I never lie. (Apologies to Firesign Theater)

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The reason for the day off

It is Labor Day. This day traditionally marks the end of summer and some great sales by giant retailers. But the holiday itself is about honoring the workers of this nation. The holiday is rooted in the original labor councils of the late 19th century, the forebears of today’s AFL-CIO.

The right wing has made an all-out attack on labor since the Tea Party-led Republicans gained a congressional majority. That is why it is important for organized labor to continue to drive home the contributions the unions have made to the American worker such as those in this reminder by the AFL-CIO:

 “Unions have made life better for all working Americans by helping to pass laws ending child labor, establishing the eight-hour day, protecting workers’ safety and health and helping create Social Security, unemployment insurance and the minimum wage, for example. Unions are continuing the fight today to improve life for all working families in America.”

I have had the honor of membership and serving as vice president in two different union locals which were, respectively, affiliates of the International Association of Firefighters and the American Federation of Government Employees. The contributions and assistance both organizations made to my fellow workers were of great benefit to both non-members and members. I have a number of friends in the trade unions who have made very good livings for themselves and their families both financially and through benefits such as health care and retirement. Like the old Neil Young song: “I’m proud to be a union man.”

Whether you belong to unions or you hate unions, your life has been enriched by organized labor.

With that, I wish you a happy Labor Day.

What does Peyton Manning’s neck have in common with no tattoos or piercings in Cam Newton’s future? More than you’d want to know

We’re talking sports today. Why? Because I said so.

Sometimes, I just get sucked into some sports stories. I don’t particularly care for celebrity gossip — who Jennifer Anniston is dating or what kind of knuckle-headed pronouncement was made by Charlie Sheen is not for me — so I guess politics and an interesting sports story are my kind of mini-fanaticism.

Two stories in particular have interested me within the last 24-to-48 hours. One is a controversy created by Carolina Panthers owner Jerry Richardson concerning star draftee Cam Newton and whether the quarterback should have tattoos or piercings. The other story brings to surface the repercussions from the May neck surgery of Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning. In this story, Kerry Collins, coincidentally the first ever draft pick of the Carolina Panthers, comes out of retirement to fill in as the Indianapolis quarterback while one of the NFL’s best players recovers.

Let’s start with Newton. He is black. He won the 2010 Heisman Trophy and led Auburn to the 2011 National Championship. Newton likewise won the Manning Award which honors the quarterback judged by the Sugar Bowl Committee to be the nation’s best in that position. Talk about your kismet, a word which I have been forced by this post to grab from the thesaurus. It is named after former Ole Miss and New Orleans Saints QB Archie Manning as well as his sons Peyton and Eli, the latter if you are unaware is the New York Giants quarterback.

All of the acclaim heaped on Newton in 2010 also came amid allegations that his father engaged in a “pay to play” scheme while the future Auburn star played at Blinn College, a junior college in Brenham, Texas. (Where one of my brothers and his wife lives. More coincidence? I think so!). Newton (where have I heard that name before?) was taken as this year’s first NFL draft pick by Carolina.

With all that out of the way, I now can elaborate what the latest controversy involving Newton is all about which is, as I said earlier, tattoos and piercings. Or, if you wish, the lack of those cultural “art” adornments.

Panthers owner Richardson, was a 13th round draft pick in 1958 by the Baltimore Colts (the team was moved to Indianapolis.) Happenstance by chance? Hey, all these coincidences keep surfacing as I write. Richardson was the founder and is majority owner of the Charlotte, N.C.-based pro team. In the context of how this story develops he could perhaps be seen as a “cracker” or a “rich old white dude.”

In an interview with Charlie Rose — like I am supposed to know him — Richardson said that when Newton and Richardson discussed the job of quarterback he told the young, black star to stay free of tattoos and piercings. The story really should be told in context so hopefully the one to which I linked above will suffice.

Somehow tattoos and piercings are culturally relevant to black people. I’m not sure how that works. I’m serious. So now keeping the, hopefully promising at an estimated $5.5 million per year, quarterback without tattoos and piercings makes Richardson look like a “cracker” or a “rich old white dude.”

Fade out. Fade into super-duper quarterback Peyton Manning — who ranks 3rd in all-time NFL passing yardage at more than 54,000 yards and behind Dan Marino and (maybe coincidence alert) Brett Favre — getting back into fighting shape after surgery on a bulging disc in the neck.

Collins, who battled alcoholism as well as having been in the past a publicly serial racial slurist or slurer, retired last month after having played for Carolina, the Saints, the Giants, the Raiders and last but not least, the Tennessee Titans. Bear in mind Archie Manning’s tenure with the Saints and that Peyton was born in New Orleans, plus the fact that Peyton and Indianapolis were waxed 31-17 by the Saints in 2009’s Super Bowl XLIV. Plus, Eli Manning is still the Giants QB.

Now Collins has once again risen like the Phoenix, or at least Brett Favre, as the Colts signed Collins to keep Petyon’s spot in the huddle warm because Manning still needs time to recover from his surgery. Signing Collins instead of putting backup quarterback Curtis Painter in the lineup has surprised a lot of folks including some who share the huddle with Manning. Star receiver Reggie Wayne is downright indignant at the thought of his teammate Painter being pushed aside.

Just a few words about these stories. A few, and if you believe that …

I have never been really big about folks telling others how they should dress or wear their hair or whether they should be pierced or tattooed or tossed like a salad. However, I joined the Navy with hair covering my shoulder blades. That hair went faster than an F/A-18 Hornet off a carrier catapult. Since that time, I have had all manners of dress codes. Some of them have been formal and precise, such as the Navy’s and that of the fire department where I worked for five years, others have been informal or just common sense.

Tattoos and piercings are not “my thing.” I have very close friends who have tattoos and piercings, some have both, some even have one or the other in what many would consider “intimate” locations. I’m not going to drop them as friends because they decided to get something drawn on their bodies with a needle or have some body part pierced.

I do care if something would happen, health-wise, to one of my friends from their bodies being multipricked and pierced. Health risks from these practices are probably not as statistically substantial as in the past. But they do carry some risk, however slight. In one specific instance I winced as an infection seemed to hang around a bit too long after a friend had her belly button pierced.

It stands to reason that if there is a chance something might harm someone from a piercing or tattoo, and if an employer invested $22 million over a four-year contract, the boss might have a legitimate reason for concern about what an employee might do to jeopardize that investment. Some jobs and sports forbid workers or players from high-risk activities such as NASCAR or motor cross racing. Or skydiving. Or trying to steal another player’s wife.

Whether Richardson’s concern about body adornments on Newton is paternal, economic or racist, I have no idea. I do believe that an employee, especially a new one who has yet to win a game or a playoff much less a Super Bowl, should exercise some amount of common sense. Throughout it all though, it seems the whole issue of race could be a figment (not pigment) of someone’s imagination. Who? Who who? Who who indeed. We certainly could use a wise old owl right now. Call Rice University. You know, Houston, the Rice Owls. Oh boy.

As for the Colts’ situation, I have genuine concern for Peyton Manning. I like him as a quarterback and as a media figure. He certainly comes off as a nice guy though hyper-competitive. But the latter is why he is one of the two best players in the league. I also have empathy for him because he has been plagued with cervical disc problems. His coaches have termed his latest surgery as “minimally invasive.” But no matter how invasive, a surgery with general anesthesia produces some chance of being “minimally lethal.” People sometimes are “put under” six feet of earth after a surgery during which they are “put under.”

One of the biggest issues surrounding the Colts signing Collins is that Indy did not seem to plan for the absence of their star QB. Why should they? I mean he never missed a game.

Well, the reason is football is a very violent sport. Enough said?

But the whole shebang, football, pro football, is about money. So in the end, it seems the people who run a team can do pretty well what they want until it affects the morale and efficiency of the team as well as it ultimately suits the greatest number of folks who shell out the bucks.

That, my friends, is how the cow ate the cabbage. And the cow was owned by Archie Manning and the cabbage was raised in a field by sharecroppers who may or may not have been Cam Newton’s ancestors and was located just outside of Baltimore where the Colts were once based and, of course, Jerry Richardson was drafted in the 13th round. I’m just saying …