Fall finally falls

Tomorrow is the first day of autumn. Have a happy fall. Be careful if you go deer hunting. Don’t shoot your friend or yourself. Enjoy football. Don’t get a concussion, especially if you are not playing football. And don’t accidentally shoot anyone in the football stands from your deer stand. Don’t get in a fight over football or deer hunting. Don’t get in a fight over the equinoxes. Don’t shoot the zebras, especially the referee or back judge!

Happy Birthday, once again, Sally. Hope you’ve had a wonderful day and though we are 1,438 miles apart, I’ll always love you, my friend.

Have a great weekend, all. Go Texans!

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