Yeah. The Astros won the National League last night. All those 40-some-odd years of heartbreak are forgiven. Hell froze over, apparently. That means my birthday wish for my upcoming 50th is halfway answered. Now, just one more little thing. How about sweeping the White Sox? Is it too much to ask? Oh, and while you’re at it, how about having Ed McMahon show up at my door with a check for $1 million? Does he still do that?