It's alive!!!! … And has exclamation points for sell!!!!!!

I still am alive despite sweating profusely in Beaumont, Texas. I was there over the weekend finding a place to live. Why? That is where I am moving this week. Why? Why not. I would like to say something clever explaining my reasoning for moving there as well as jumping into a freelance writing career like a man who owns few brain cells. It’s a long complicated story. Maybe I’ll discuss it sometime — WHEN YOU ARE ALL DRUNK AND DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE READING.

Was it eightfeetdeep I saw this tortured reasoning of why someone moved to Beaumont, Texas? No, I think it was on Wonkette or maybe even

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