Just a suggestion

Although I am on vacation, I share this:

My friend Marcy sent me something today from the Internet of the type I had seen but they are always different. These words come entitled under:

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Here are such great suggestions such as

Tell your children over dinner: “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

Five days In advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you have a headache.

and so forth …

My addition:

While walking in the supermarket parking area, pull out a whistle and begin directing traffic.