This year’s MUST HAVE Christmas gift. Buy a lovable snuggly Dick Cheney Bear. Squeeze old Dick Cheney Bear on those cold winter nights. Your kids will fall in love with the Dick Cheney Bear. You can tell your deepest, darkest secrets to Dick Cheney Bear and he will tell no one, well, hopefully he will tell no one. Maybe you should avoid telling him secrets. But with the Dick Cheney Bear you will just want to squeeze and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze …
Christians in Action (CIA) figures with torture chamber sold separately.